Ranks For Nothin' Podcast

We’re talking fan theories this week. According to the top submission on urban dictionary a fan theory is: A form of contemporary critical theory, in which the audience analyzes the text and creates a new interpretation that explains “what really happened,” creating a separate narrative aside from or within the narrative. We chat about our favorites and … Continue reading "Episode 185...

What’s the deal with the supporting cast of the 90s TV show Seinfeld? I mean, come on some of these characters outshine the main four at times. From Puddy to Mr. Pitt we discuss our favorites. Serenity Now. Listen to It | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | Spotify  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1iO0toWM0g

Roundup this week. Picks of the week include the video game The Last of Us 2, Bojack Horseman, and  King of Staten Island.  Other things covered are as below. Listen to It | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | Spotify  The Last Dance Hotel Artemis The Hunt Unsolved Mysteries Knives Out Big Flower Fight A Toy … Continue reading "Episode 183 – The Last of King Bojack &#...

Mike has decided that he wants to see what everyone’s go to insult is. Like when someone cuts in line what do you call them? Or maybe they are driving like an asshole? Or maybe they are just wearing some dumbass outfit? Or maybe you’re just mad at yourself, you dipshit. Anyways we discuss our … Continue reading "Episode 182 – Insults and Name Calling"

Matt has decided he wants us to rank, draft, and discuss robot movies. We discuss all sorts of robots and robot movies in this episode. Picks of the week include – Stay Here, Waves, and Animal Crossing: New Horizons. Listen to It | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | Spotify 

It’s Sean’s list pick this week and he has chosen to rank and discuss Sitcoms from the 90s. The heyday of the sitcom. Grab your funky fresh colored shorts, bowl shaped hairdo, and british knights and listen to us reminisce about the 90s. We also tried something new with a pick of the week at the … Continue reading "Episode 180 – 90s Sitcoms"

Sit back and enjoy us talk about some new music. Our buddy Chase joins us again. Picks of the week include – Drain – California Cursed, The Suicide Machines – Revolution Spring, Dance Gavin Dance – Afterburner, and Umbra Vitae – Shadow of Life. Listen to our playlist for songs of all the bands we … Continue reading "Episode 179 – Suicide Drain Gavin Vitae...

It’s roundup time again. This being home all the time really racks up the shit we watch. Picks of the week include Defending Jacob, Big Time Adolescence, and Blood and Steel. Runners up for the week include Prop Culture, Honey Boy,  The Lodge,  After Life, Silicon Valley Season 6, and Hollywood. Other things covered in this … Continue reading "Episode 178 – Defending Big Time Ste...

We chat about the newest season of the Netflix Original series Ozark. There’s some spoilers in this episode so don’t listen if you haven’t watched and are planning on watching. If you don’t give a shit though, feel free to listen. Do whatever you want. You’re probably an adult, you can make decisions for yourself. … Continue reading "Episode 177 – Ozark Se...

This week we rank the animals we are most scared of. Like if there were a situation where you came face to face with an animal in the wild, unprepared for it, which one would you least want to have to fight to survive against. Yep, welcome to the COVID-19 world. Listen to It | … Continue reading "Episode 176 – Scary Animals"

It’s Roundup time. It’s our first one during the quarantine and it’s a bit long because of it. Picks of the week include the video game Resident Evil 3,  Locke & Key, and Parasite. We also talk about hooligan antics growing up in Vegas. Other things covered: The Invisible Man, The Imagineering Story, Blow the … Continue reading "Episode 175 – Evil Parasite Key &#8...

We’re back again with the conclusion of our mega battle of the bands bracket. We’d once again like to give a shout out to Kelly Mason, who sort of kickstarted the whole instagram and bracket craze. Bands were all related to the Punk Rock umbrella, hardcore, metalcore, post-hardcore, indie, emo, etc. Buckle up. You can … Continue reading "Episode 174 – Battle of the Bands Br...

March Madness didn’t hit this year thanks to CORONAVIRUS and people have had withdrawals. This caused some people namely, Kelly Mason, to make their own brackets about bands and all sorts of stuff. We were gonna fill out some for us, but then decided why not compile our own out of all of our favorite … Continue reading "Episode 173 – Battle of the Bands Bracket Bonanza Part ...

This week we chat about the phenom that has grabbed pretty much everybody’s attention during this worldwide quarantine, Tiger King. This Netflix show is a crazy watch in which each episode out crazies the previous. We try to make sense of it all and have a fun time doing it. We are joined by Matt’s … Continue reading "Episode 172 – Tiger King"

Matt picked the list topic this week and chose movies that take place primarily in a hotel. So basically movies like Dunstin Checks In and such. So sit back and order room service (from your parents, spouse, kids, gf/bf, whatever you can in the quarantined times) and have fun remembering what hotels were like before … Continue reading "Episode 171 – Hotel Movies"

We’re all quarantined to stay home thanks to COVID-19. Luckily we always make these podcasts from all across the country. In fact we’ve never recorded an episode with all 3 of us in the same room. Thanks technology. So in the quarantined spirit we’ve decided to rank our favorite virus outbreak/pandemic movies. BTW COVID-19 sounds … Continue reading "Episode 170 – Viru...

We’re late on St. Patrick’s Day, but it was basically cancelled for the entire Earth anyways. So here we are trying to forget about getting the Corona Virus. Enjoy us talking about movies that take place in Boston, which everyone knows is the home of St. Patrick’s Day. Sorry Ireland. Check the Results here on … Continue reading "Episode 169 – Bahstin Movies"

We all watched the creepy ass documentary about Wrinkles the Clown. Hopefully you did too. Remember the clown craze from a few years back when a bunch of psychos were dressing up as clowns and creeping people out. Wrinkles started it all. This episode is broken up in about half. The first half is spoiler … Continue reading "Episode 168 – Wrinkles The Clown"

We do a roundup this week. Picks of the week include 1917, Marriage Story, and Wrinkles the Clown. Other topics covered : The Farewell , The Report, Parasite, Fractured, Honey Boy, Detective Pikachu, The Hateful Eight Extended Cut, Lego Masters, Mythic Quest: Ravens Banquet, McMillons, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Outsider, Iliza: Unveiled, Hunters, Uncut Gems, Good Time, The … Continue reading...

This week we talk about movies from the man who only needs one name. No, not Seal. We’re talking Denzel Washington movies this week. Check the results here on IMDB. Listen to It | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | Spotify

We conclude our favorites from 2019 this week with our favorite albums and our favorites of everything else that isn’t music, movies, or TV. Listen to It | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | Spotify

It’s time for part one of our favorite things from 2019. This week we cover our favorite movies and tv series into our own personal top 9’s. Enjoy. Listen to It | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | Spotify

We discuss the Disney + series The Mandalorian. Find out if the creature dubbed “Baby Yoda” is all he’s cracked up to be.  Sean also watched all the Star Wars movies for the first time so we do a little bit of general Star Wars talkin. As with all of our movie and series specific … Continue reading "Episode 163 – The Mandalorian and General Star Wars Talk"

Music Roundup this week. Picks of the week include albums from Jimmy Eat World – Surviving, Make War – Get it Together, and Pressure Cracks –  This is Called Survival. Listen to It | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | Spotify

This week we discuss our thoughts on the new Netfilx original movie from Martin Scorsese “The Irishman.” This movie features Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, and Joe Pesci who came out of retirement to take part in this. Listen to us berate Matt for not liking this movie.  We talk freely about this movie, so beware … Continue reading "Episode 161 – The Irishman"