Ranger Danger: A Power Rangers Podcast

This week on the podcast, we're heading to Halle Berry's pupil-- because we're watching the Power Rangers Ninja Storm episode "Eye of the Storm"! What exactly are the career options for ninja academy graduates? Who is at the bottom of our topless Red Ranger tier list? And which Ranger Danger host is getting a water wheel for Christmas?

This week on the podcast, we're rubbing Blake against a whetstone-- because we're watching the Power Rangers Ninja Storm episode "Double-Edged Blake"!

This week on the podcast, we're heading to 2097-- because we're watching the Power Rangers Ninja Storm episode "The Wild Wipeout"! Is it really that hard to write these questions? Do I remember anything that happened in this episode? Is this the one where a whole bunch of nonsense happens?

This week on the podcast, we're thinking Shimazu is no Jedi, King or Living Dead-- because we're watching the Power Rangers Ninja Storm episode "Shimazu Returns, Part II"! What reminded us of Cassie? Is this the Ancient World? And why is the whole city a ninja bit?

This week on the podcast, we're learning this season is just REALLY into returns-- because we're watching the Power Rangers Ninja Storm episode "Shimazu Returns, Part I"! Is it guys all the way down? Why is this museum so bad at being a museum? And what's in the box?!

This week on the podcast, what Shanes around comes around -- because we're watching the Power Rangers Ninja Storm episode "Shane's Karma, Part II"! Sorry, what did he just say? Did he really just say that? What?

This week on the podcast, we'd breaking out the scales-- because we're watching the Power Rangers Ninja Storm episode "Shane's Karma, Part I"! Can Michael find the questions for this episode? Did Mat write them? Or do we send so many messages that they're impossible to sort through?

This week on the podcast, we're thinking about Two Cathedrals-- because we're watching the Power Rangers Ninja Storm episode "Brothers in Arms"! Why is it so easy to brainwash potatoes? What does this episode teach us about responsible waste management? And does Lauren believe in conspiracies now?

This week on the podcast, I guess we're going deep on mouth stuff-- because we're watching the Power Rangers Ninja Storm episode "Tongue and Cheek"! What good stereotype does the show reinforce? What exactly is an "everyday situation"? And, I'm sorry, what did you say that monster's name is?

This week on the podcast, we're throwing teacher's keys into the bowl-- because we're watching the Power Rangers Ninja Storm episode "Sensei Switcheroo"! Why did they construct a tiny half pipe? Why are there suddenly one-inch punches all up in here? And why does Kelly have phenomenal judgement?

This week on the podcast, I guess the cast is taking the week off-- because we're watching the Power Rangers Ninja Storm episode "All About Beevil"! Does Beevil have a mullet, or is that different? Who gets a cool emergence from smoke? And who is basically auditioning to be a Ranger?

This week on the podcast, we're going for that Macklemore fashion-- because we're watching the Power Rangers Ninja Storm episode "Good Will Hunter"! Why does everyone keep thinking Hunter wants to be Daddy? What is a PAM, and what is a MAP? And why doesn't anybody know what a video game is?

This week on the podcast, we're expecting Lothor to go full WestView-- because we're watching the Power Rangers Ninja Storm episode "I Love Lothor"! When is a love triangle not a love triangle? (When it's a jar!) How do we feel about practical gifts? And what exactly is on Lothor's vest?

This week on the podcast, we're worried the Morphin Grid is getting a little musty-- because we're watching the Power Rangers Ninja Storm episode "Scent of a Ranger"! How quickly can they character assassinate Cam? What is sandwich juice? And... big sword??

This week on the podcast, we're going to unpack our suitcases right away this time-- because we're watching the Power Rangers Ninja Storm episode "The Samurai's Journey, Part III"! What is there left to address here, anyway? Which Ranger gets milked? And who rudely gets sent home?

This week on the podcast, we're glad the journey is more important than the destination-- because we're watching the Power Rangers Ninja Storm episode "The Samurai's Journey, Part II"! Who is the amazing guest actor we can’t get enough of? How can the hilt of a training sword be so cool? And will we survive this joy/anguish emotional roller coaster?

This week on the podcast, we're walking a lonely road (the only one that we have ever known)-- because we're watching the Power Rangers Ninja Storm episode "The Samurai's Journey, Part I"! What horrifying information do we learn about the guinea pig? What sort of journey are we talking here? And what do you when you’ve finished writing the episode, having only written 8 minutes of the episode?

This week on the podcast, we're worried we'll be getting the off-cuts-- because we're watching the Power Rangers Ninja Storm episode "Pork Chopped"! What is Lauren's new ringtone? What food container sparks a debate? And are pigs only good for two things?

This week on the podcast, we're feeling punchy and patriotic-- because we're watching the Power Rangers Ninja Storm episode "Boxing Bopp-A-Roo"! What side hustle does every PT have? Why is everyone playing League of Legends instead of paying attention to the Power Rangers? And who is Michael's favourite character in the entire Bible?

This week on the podcast, we're assured it will actually arrive this time-- because we're watching the Power Rangers Ninja Storm episode "Return of Thunder, Part IV"! Who is still being ignored by the intro's narrator? When is a DNA also dimensional and also a digital? And who is this tiny guy who is very bossy to the Power Rangers but also isn't an animal?

This week on the podcast, we're wondering what route the thunder is taking because its return is taking AGES-- since we're watching the Power Rangers Ninja Storm episode "Return of Thunder, Part III"! What revealing flashback makes absolutely zero sense, actually? What cool narrative device is ruined by woeful dialogue? And, uh... what if the island problem was never actually a problem at all?

This week on the podcast, it must be rolling thunder-- because we're watching the Power Rangers Ninja Storm episode "Return of Thunder, Part II"! What high benchmark does Michael set for this episode? And... nope. This episode doesn't deserve a third question.

This week on the podcast, we've thrown an electric boomerang-- and we're watching the Power Rangers Ninja Storm episode "Return of Thunder, Part I"! What animal is smarter than Blake and Hunter combined? Which Ranger Danger host is being mind-controlled? And why is it BLUE??

This week on the podcast, we're experiencing death by a thousand cuts-- because we're watching the Power Rangers Ninja Storm episode "Snip It, Snip It Good"! Is disk code? Is a bay a harbour? And is telepathy... NINJA?!

This week on the podcast, we're feeling bound like a bonsai- because we're watching the Power Rangers Ninja Storm episode "Nowhere to Grow"! Who really ups their disguise game? How does Cam surprise us? And boy howdy this episode probably ignited something for some adolescents, huh?