Ranger Danger: A Power Rangers Podcast

TAKE: one 60-year-old giant monster franchise. ADD: one of the most acclaimed anime writers and directors of his generation. GET: a real dang good Godzilla movie.

This week on the podcast, we're extracting before extinction-- because we're watching the Power Rangers Dino Thunder finale "Thunder Struck, Part II"! Is this the worst finale ever? Who takes who to prom? And... do proms feature huge spinning flame wheels, usually?

This week on the podcast, it's like Telsa versus Edison in here-- because we're watching the Power Rangers Dino Thunder episode "Thunder Struck, Part I"! Why does Conner have binders full of women? What absurd shoe finally drops on us? And which Ranger gets predictably left for dead by his "friends"?

This week on the podcast, we're checking an institutions abilities to fulfil obligations to beneficiaries-- because we're watching the Power Rangers Dino Thunder episode "A Test of Trust"! Will Elsa finally face consequences? What did the writers think the season arcs for the characters were? And— is it actually possible for this to burn even more of our goodwill?

This week on the podcast, keep your eyes out for Christopher Plummer-- because we're watching the Power Rangers Dino Thunder episode "House of Cards"! Why are we suddenly so energized? Why does a park bench makes us cheer? And how is it that the crux of this whole damn story comes down to the heart of the cards?

This week on the podcast, we're illustrating imperilment-- because we're watching the Power Rangers Dino Thunder episode "Drawn into Danger"! What's Mat and Michael's version of papyrus? Would they really expose us to extended Photoshop filter sequences twice in two weeks? And what lengths does Trent have to go to finally get himself involved in this show?

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This week on the podcast, PFFT! YOU WISH! That's right, we're watching the Power Rangers Dino Thunder episode "In Your Dreams"! How long can you put a filter over the footage? What does Tommy's dream reveal about himself? And what is the worst and most painful bait-and-switch in the show's history?

This week on the podcast, we're getting our Ninpuu Sentai mixed up with our Nipponosaurus-- because we're watching the Power Rangers Dino Thunder episode "Thunder Storm, Part II"! Is Jesse still here? Which Ninja Storm character makes a surprise reappearance? And who delivers the worst pre-battle speech in history?

This week on the podcast, we're heading back behind the rice-paper screens-- because we're watching the Power Rangers Dino Thunder episode "Thunder Storm, Part I"! Who's Jesse? Sorry, did you just say Jesse? And, seriously, who the hell is Jesse?

This week on the podcast, we're bumpin' with Benedict-- because we're watching the Power Rangers Dino Thunder episode "Strange Relations"! What huge milestone arrives for Tommy, completely unremarked upon? What massive natural disaster occurs for the second week in a row? And what's our idea for improving the Mesogog plot considerably?

This week on the podcast, we're feeling magmanimous-- because we're watching the Power Rangers Dino Thunder episode "Isn't It Lava-ly"! Who wields a Special Beam Cannon? Who starts to unravel Elsa's secret? And who is responsible for Power Ranger's first instance of Cinema?

This week on the podcast, we'd better not see Mel-- because we're watching the Power Rangers Dino Thunder episode "The Passion of Conner"! Who is "The Future Mrs. Connor McKnight"? What heavy machinery operator is heading to The Hague? And what does Ron (not actually) want from a person and a seal?

This week on the podcast, busting makes us feel good-- because we're watching the Power Rangers Dino Thunder episode "Fighting Spirit"! Where are the dino components? Who kicks a column? And RUOK?

This week on the podcast, I guess the show is pretending like they've ever heard of structure-- because we're watching the Power Rangers Dino Thunder episode "Disappearing Act"! Who doesn't know that video games exist? Who is compounding the creepiness? And who slanders the good name of graphic novels?

This week on the podcast, I hope we didn't book Lauren for this one-- because we're watching the Power Rangers Dino Thunder episode "Tutenhawken's Curse"! When were camera phones? Who needs an intervention? And… did Tommy actually, finally deliver one small piece of useful advice?

This week on the podcast, we gotta get Geoff Keighley out here-- because we're watching the Power Rangers Dino Thunder episode "A Ranger Exclusive"! Is Jupiter, like… important? Who calls Final Destination no items? And who delivers a really great foot thing?

This week on the podcast, we're violently removing all references to Bradley Cooper from our journals-- because we're watching the Power Rangers Dino Thunder episode "A Star is Torn"! Which vitally important Ranger actor debuts? How do little girls break story? And who's a beefy boy toy?

This week on the podcast, we're all like "Spielberg who?"-- because we're watching the Power Rangers Dino Thunder episode "Triassic Triumph"! What is the superior Australian bird? What exactly is universal dino energy? And is this doing drugs?

This week on the podcast, you could be mistaken for thinking this episode 104-- because we're watching the Power Rangers Dino Thunder episode "Copy That'! How will the human villians benefit from the Age of the Dinosaur? Are we being reverse Roko's Basilisked? And when is Mesogog?

This week on the podcast, we got that FISH FRENZY! F-F-F-FISH F-F-F-FRENZY! Because we're watching the Power Rangers Dino Thunder episode "It's a Mad Mad Mackerel"! What standard will this episode set for the second decade of Ranger Danger? How does the show contradict itself so spectakerally? And is this the end for Smitty?

It’s a Ranger Danger 10th Anniversary Bonus Episode! Some sneaky sneaky Ranger Danger listeners prepared a little surprise for us— and now you get to listen to us find out what it is, and react in real-time! And for some of us, that means tears! Plus there’s incredible music! What are you waiting for? Come get bonus’d!

There are three thousand, six hundred and fifty-two days in a decade. How much has your life changed in that time? Who have you become? What have you achieved? Because we just watched a boatload of Power Rangers ¯\(ツ)/¯ and now we’re going to celebrate it! That’s right, it’s the 10th Anniversary of Ranger Danger! And to mark the occasion, Mat, Michael, Lauren and Tim deliberate on their Topular P...

This week on the podcast, make sure you listen close so as to not miss any whispers-- because we're watching the Power Rangers Dino Thunder episode "Lost & Found in Translation"! Whose got dem big bulging bags of bucks? Why does an igloo almost break us? And why does a tale of a writer break our hearts?

This week on the podcast, we're gonna give Maya's Dad a swirlie-- because we're watching the Power Rangers Dino Thunder episode "Bully for Ethan"! How many bewildering photos are there? What's an accidentally incisive insult? And... is Smitty a Robocop?