Random Noobs

On this episode, Jontrell wanted to bring back a conversation from episode 84 called "Movie Night" about Dave Chappelle, LGBTQ community and how it indirectly affects the firing of NFL Las Vegas Raiders coach: Jon Gruden. Us Noobs spoke very candidly on the subject but respectfully asking the question, "Why something only happens when it affects the LGBT community?". We also share our thoughts on...

(00:00) | Intro (6:20) | Binge Culture/Squid Game (19:37) | Venom 2 Reactions (27:53) | Question of the day: Who is the new James Bond? (38:40) | Question of the day: What topics are the Noobs' confident about? (45:26) | Viewer Question: Is the Man of Steel Bi? / Dave Chappelle's Netflix Controversy (01:28:19)| Jovany's QuickTake --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a...

On this impromptu bonus episode, Jo starts us off with a new segment called QuickTake. QT is Jo's take on headlines you may or may not be interested that he finds interesting to share with our loyal listeners throughout the week. We also dive into the world that is proper techniques on cleaning after pooping. Lastly, porn is introduced in a raw, unfiltered way that only the Noobs can unleash! Enjo...

Welcome back Noobs!!! On Episode 82, Kenny becomes the White Knight OnlyFans girls have been missing (no Kenny, this isn’t gonna get you laid), COVID comes back into the convo (kind of) and the guys answer a question we’ve all considered: Can you fuck up Michael Myers? Plus much more! Time stamps: (0:00) Banter (05:44) Mafia or Cartel (15:00) OnlyFans revised/Being a woman online from a man’s pers...

Welcome to 81th episode of the Random Noobs podcast! In tonight's conversation, the guys discuss the new Matrix Resurrections trailer, fallout of OnlyFans sex workers, answering viewer intimate questions and much more! Leave a rating on Apple Music and a comment even if it is one word. Thank you to ALL our loyal listeners! Time Stamps (23:45) Thoughts on OnlyFans (33:47) Matrix Resurrections Trail...

Welcome back noobs!!! On episode 80 we talk about an old friend, Sony’s PlayStation event and the consumer practices that don’t fly with us, Jake Paul’s new possible opponent and more! Time stamps: (0:00) Intro (02:03) Jovany’s question for Kenny (07:06) Apple’s new event (10:51) PlayStation event reaction (01:11:25) Jake Paul’s recent call out (01:31:21) Outro Help us gain more reach by hitting t...

On this episode we continue the conversation of the aftermath of the release of Certified Lover Boy from Drake. Our views on how it stacks up to DONDA from Kanye West. We also discuss the effect Jake Paul is having on boxing as a whole while also laying out some challenges of our own. As always enjoy the episode and let us know what you think! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest...

Time Stamps 0:00 Intro 1:08 Question of the Day 4:44 Kanye West’s Donda Album Review 21:24 Drake’s CLB Album Prediction 23:09 Kanye part 2 26:15 Yo, you got a dollar? 29:00 String backpacks or North Face? 33:33 How can you deal with body insecurities? 39:38 Advise to love yourself? 44:22 What not to do in a marriage? Randomnoobs.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to mak...

Time stamps: (00:00) High school musical (05:40) Intro/ beverage of choice (07:14) FDA approval (14:08) Jontrell drops a BOMB (15:56) FedEx stealing (18:20) Our reactions (32:30) Judgment from Jon (45:50) Milk Crate Challenge (53:55) Outro/ Final thoughts --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor....

Welcome back Noobs!!! On today’s episode, the guys really live up to the name, from Harry Potter to Black Panther & so much more. We can’t even write out a detailed description for this week, it’s that random. Tune in! Time Stamps 8:05 Question of the Day 14:19 Sexual Endurance 18:32 President Trump's Kung Flu 21:38 Jo's Politics 29:24 The Noobs’ reply to the haters after the Spotify deal of 100M...

Welcome Back Noobs!!! On today’s episode we talk about being from the Bronx (and not just saying you’re from the Bronx), one of our experiences with the KungFlu (Covid-19), and a small review of suicide squad and much more! Time Stamps 00:00:00 Intro 00:01:43 Beverage of Choice 00:03:17 Question Of The Day 00:18:00 Being Bronx Natives 00:36:37 The Legendary Chicken Spot 00:42:17 Locking Up After D...

On this episode we have an in depth conversation on McDonalds, the secrets behind their fountain sodas, some menu items exclusive to other locations and our favorite meals. We also discuss the DaBaby and his “apology” on recent statements from him over his views. Finally we discuss the pressures of Olympic competition and how these athletes are all still human even after their amazing accomplishme...

On this episode, the Noobs tackle the Martial Artist in entertainment. With popular celebrities such as Tony Jaa, Donnie Yen, and arguably one of the greatest to ever do it, Jackie Chan. We are also talking whose movie history are we taking between, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone. This is a real movie centric episode here, we are jumping around many different ideas. As always Enjoy t...

On this episode, we talk about some of our favorite alcohols, the mainstream brands and bringing up some stories (that can be remembered) on nights of being really drunk. We also discuss what exactly goes on in the making of a podcast from planning to execution for those thinking of starting. Finally, the Noobs converse about the things that make a Chinese restaurant a staple in the community & ho...

On this episode, the gang really embodies the moniker of Random Noobs. We discuss how Die Hard really started the over the top death defying illogical action scenes before the Fast & Furious series. Jontrell stumps the group with an insightful Question of the Day. Lastly, we dive into present & past over the stigmatism the holidays has on certain Noobs. There is a lot more to not miss in this epis...

On this episode, the Noobs review Disney’s Loki season finale with its future implications on Marvel phase 4. Also Anthony could not get over his fixation on Jovany’s new facial hair and how it reminds him of the Amish. We also dive in Kenny’s love of the monster and a piggyback question from Episode 69: “Who’s Raising Who”. Time Stamps: 00:05:16 Weekend Update 00:10:09 Beverage Of Choice 00:16:54...

On this episode, the Noobs are joined by none other than a hater to the podcast, Jamesthe3rd. Also, we answer a couple questions from our loyal listeners with James bringing his perspective & some questions. You don’t want to miss all the point of views on how us fathers would raise our children during these times and how mainstream media, religion & peer pressure can “mold” them. 00:02:00 Beverag...

Welcome back to our loyal noobs & our new noobs! On this episode, the Noobs dissect the time traveling paradoxes of “The Tomorrow War”, a review of “A Quiet Place II” to see if it lived up to the hype from the first movie & why adding some randomness of how George Lucas’ Star Wars is the most convoluted saga in forever. Make sure to hit that subscribe & notification button on YouTube, Apple Podcas...

Welcome back to our loyal & new listeners. On this episode, us Noobs really embraced the randomness that people love from our chemistry. We share more about ourself with what is new in our week, Youtube trends we notice, insight on being a father and our child in social media and our theories about how the Grinch and Jack Skellington connection with Loki. Time stamps: 7:00 Jon’s Random question of...

Welcome back Noobs!! On today’s episode, it’s a three way. Our Noob boy Jontrell is MIA this week but worry not, he’ll be back. This week we talk about food, Loki and Kenny gives us his review of Fast 9. Brace yourselves for this one, because he is MAD! Time stamps: 0:00: Intro 6:20: Noobs' Life Update 16:18: Jo's "conspiracy" over cheese & foods we adore 55:24: Disney's Marvel's Loki episode 4 re...

On today's episode of Random Noobs, the guys get deep talking about what cancel culture has done to entertainment, growing up and how it has affected our out-view of life, raising kids, hunting for meat (pause) and wether we prefer the checks over the three stripped life. Quite possibly our closest to home episode yet, you don't want to miss it. *Disclaimer for today's episode, the opinions expres...

On this week's episode of Random Noobs, our artist/producer Anthony is back!! The Noobs are joined by long time personal favorite friend and lover, Kenneth Velasquez. We tackle the topic of E3 (Electronic Entertainment Expo) and why it does not have the same effect that it used to, episode 2 of the hit Disney's Marvel series Loki and we REALLY dive deep into the time traveling aspect (eat your hea...

On this episode, the Noobs discussed the legal robbery Floyd "Money" Mayweather and Jake Paul as they pulled the wool over people eyes over this fight and take home a huge bag. Jon & Jo learn of each other mutual love for military, revenge and conspiracy blend of movies. WWDC21 gets addressed as Jo explains his favorite new updates for iOS 15 and the Apple ecosystem. Also a non spoiler review of e...

On this episode, the Noobs discuss the emails multiple news outlets received through the FOIA of Anthony Fauci. We also explain in a micro sense the AMC rise and continued rise of the APES. Jon asks Jo what is his favorite Power Ranger series & ranger not named Tommy. Lastly we cap the episode with our NBA predictions of the 2021 Playoffs. Enjoy the show! 0:00 - Intro/AMC Rise 10:00 - Anthony Fauc...

We are joined by our most “hated” rival JamesThe3rd. In this episode, the Noobs plus 1 discuss the reaction to Rory & Mal YouTube skit, anime recommendations to watch this season, AMC “short squeeze”, and more ghost stories. This was a very enjoyable time with JamesThe3rd and not the last. 3:30 Our reaction to Rory & Mal skit 12:14 James explanation on his non-completion of animes 18:00 James’ wat...