Raine On Your Parade

I wish I could dislike Heath the way he deserves but guys Mike Vogel... okay? I have flaws and weaknesses and Mike Vogel in rockstar beach bum attire is one of them...  Plus he's dragging this rotting corpse of a movie through bad writing, bad music and incest with his incredible acting, he's the only one that feels sincere okay? Don't judge me I know heath is bad but just give me a break okay? Gu...

If you didn't see this movie and fall in love with Mike Vogel... you weren't a dumb teenager who only cared that he was hot... lol  I can't believe how problematic things were in 2003! Who thought this straight-up abuse was romantic?... TW for abuse of all types and SA... just so many horrible men, there is not one good man in this movie... Mike Vogel does look soooo good but man Heath sucks....

It's got paul rudd so... and Ricci and Hoffman are just killing it Roberta and Sam as teenagers/fake ID adults aren't what I expected 

Come listen to me cry and gush about Peter O'toole  "you told me Christmas eve was the one night of the year that the animals could talk..." 

"You know in some ways you are far superior to my cocker spaniel" -White Christmas 

comparing Lost, lord of the flies and peter pan 

It was the boogeyman 

wow there's a lot guys, again this is part two of the podcast covering one movie not covering the sequel 

this is just part 1 of first movie, I got halfway through at two hours. Part 2 will be part 2 for the podcast not the sequel of the movie.

A topic I am very familiar with 

All (almost) is revealed and y'all, I am tired... 

UGH!! this episode is so uncomfortable yet totally necessary as a warning for red flags and lots of Trigger Warnings for grooming, manipulation, etc. 

What happened to Ben? Where is Kate? A snowglobe (typical tv item to add mystery)  If only Joy could be more concerned for her daughter than her reputation... Martin is losing it and we start to see how Kate ended up in the basement (sort of) Next is the penultimate episode, so after this it's all answers 

Kate has some of the worst Birthdays ever, Joy is the worst as usual, second to Martin that is... Jamie acts like a drunken idiot... and this time it's actually because he drank something

Stealing-lying-blackmail... and that's just one teenage girl  Cindy has an ocean inside her and Greg's boat is not built for it (that's not innuendo)  

If you like this show, sorry

I really don't think the term "funhouse" is appropriate based on literally all the ones I've seen in movies and tv shows

You don't hunt, you don't eat... just me attacking Joy Wallace for 2 hours lol  first 20 minutes is me gushing about "the chosen"  TW: talk about grooming

Fireworks, people who want to hit her, the tears of others, breaking and entering, and hiding weed... just some things that excite Jeanette 

A Kate episode "I do not wish to speak to you at this moment" Olivia Holt killing every scene

Getting into it

My longest podcast yet, another commentary. Trigger Warnings for all the same ones the movie would have.  Funniest line from the movie: "Free-range rude"  Funniest line from me: "he likes to play with his food" 

AKA hushing the llamas AKA rescue of the innocent  lol the first is a reference to something funny my cousin said once, and the second is just breaking down the metaphor This podcast is a commentary episode. I finally have a way to end these, I will be ending them with a quote from the movie or episode of the show I'm talking about. 

I gush over my love for will graham for over an hour

Talking about Hannibal my fanfics and other topics like the manic that I am