Radio Nonsense: A Comedy Club 4 Kids podcast

It's the annual Radio Nonsense Halloween special! This year Tiernan has a very special guest answering all of your Halloween Qs. That's right, its Tour Guide Dracula (who is definitely not John Henry Falle the Storybeast. Nuh uh. No way) who is talking to us direct from Transylvania. Happy Halloween! BUY OUR RADIO NONSENSE T-SHIRTS HERE: https://comedyclub4kids.store/ (Please make sure you get a g...

Georgie Morrell takes time out of her unbelievably busy schedule to answer ???'s question about why unicorns are called unicorns, which means one corn and not unihorns as they have one horn. Back at CC4K HQ Tiernan is waiting for the Autumn leaves to fall. COME AND SEE RADIO NONSENSE LIVE ON OCT 26th: https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/family-young-people/radio-nonsense-live BUY OUR RADIO...

'There is a Mother's and Father's day but why isn't there a children's day?' asks Ned. Tiernan managed to get Mr Fibbers to take time from his very busy schedule of printing off the internet to answer this important question. Meanwhile at CC4K HQ, Tiernan is inventing podcasts for horses. LISTEN TO MR FIBBERS NEW SONG IN FULL HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqmN3TVKbGk COME AND SEE RADIO NON...

Iszi Lawrence returns to the Radio Nonsense podcast to answer Emmett's very good question about 'why are flats called flats when they aren't flat?' Meanwhile Tiernan can't work out why CC4K HQ is so very quiet. PRE-ORDER 'BLACKBEARD'S TREASURE' BY ISZI LAWRENCE HERE: https://www.bloomsbury.com/uk/blackbeards-treasure-9781801990943/ COME AND SEE RADIO NONSENSE LIVE ON OCT 26th: https://www.southban...

Phil O'Shea from the very funny Soup Group joins Tiernan to answer Smash A Bash's question of 'Do rhino's fart on lions?' And at CC4K HQ Tiernan is stuck in a month of Sundays. SEE PHIL'S SOUP GROUP SHOW AT ABERDEEN COMEDY FESTIVAL ON OCT 9TH: https://www.aberdeeninspired.com/event/soup-group COME AND SEE RADIO NONSENSE LIVE ON OCT 26th: https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/family-young-peop...

'Who had the first EVER baby?' Asks Bella. Ben Van Der Velde knows and luckily he's on Radio Nonsense this week. Meanwhile, Tiernan accepts an invite from the Comedy Club 4 Lids. COME AND SEE RADIO NONSENSE LIVE ON OCT 26th: https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/family-young-people/radio-nonsense-live CHECK OUT UPROAR AT MCMILLER GAMES HERE (and use the code CC4K for a discount): https://www....

How many farts would it take to fill up a hot air balloon? Asks John The Chip. A question that I can't believe science hasn't answered before. Luckily Ada Campe returns to the show to help out. COME AND SEE RADIO NONSENSE LIVE ON OCT 26th: https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/family-young-people/radio-nonsense-live CHECK OUT UPROAR AT MCMILLER GAMES HERE (and use the code CC4K for a discount...

While Tiernan is stuck on hold, Toussaint Douglass joins the show to take time away from his custard cream empire to answer a question from Aimee who wants to know 'What happens when galaxies collide, will our planet explode into poo?' COME AND SEE RADIO NONSENSE LIVE ON OCT 26th: https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/family-young-people/radio-nonsense-live CHECK OUT UPROAR AT MCMILLER GAMES...

'Why are bees always angry?' asks Millie aged 174 farting gorillas. A big question and one that can only be answered by very funny poet Joshua Seigal inbetween getting in trouble for making cat pancakes. Back at CC4K HQ, Tiernan knows its back to school for everyone. BUY JOSHUA'S BOOK 'YAPPING AWAY' HERE: https://www.bloomsbury.com/uk/yapping-away-9781472972743/ COME AND SEE RADIO NONSENSE LIVE ON...

Charlie George answers all the questions you might need to know about poops and beaches, such as just how many poops would it take to fill up the sea? As asked by Theo aged 6. COME AND SEE RADIO NONSENSE LIVE ON OCT 26th: https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/family-young-people/radio-nonsense-live CHECK OUT UPROAR AT MCMILLER GAMES HERE (and use the code CC4K for a discount): https://www.mcm...

While Tiernan is away this week, Tiernan gets Paul Duncan McGarrity back on the show to answer an all time important question, impress us all with whispering yodels and divulge the secrets of golf ball messaging services. COME AND SEE RADIO NONSENSE LIVE ON OCT 26th: https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/family-young-people/radio-nonsense-live CHECK OUT UPROAR AT MCMILLER GAMES HERE (and use...

'Why is gold not man made?' asks Aden, aged 8. Who better to help with this than Helen Duff with her expertise on roller skates but for your bum? Meanwhile at CC4K HQ, Tiernan is bored. CHECK OUT UPROAR AT MCMILLER GAMES HERE (and use the code CC4K for a discount): https://www.mcmiller.fun/products/uproar BUY OUR RADIO NONSENSE T-SHIRTS HERE: https://comedyclub4kids.store/ (Please make sure you ge...

Howard Read and also Howard Read join Tiernan to answer a highly tricky, and perhaps philosophical question from Jasper: 'When Am Jellyfish?' CHECK OUT UPROAR AT MCMILLER GAMES HERE (and use the code CC4K for a discount): https://www.mcmiller.fun/products/uproar BUY OUR RADIO NONSENSE T-SHIRTS HERE: https://comedyclub4kids.store/ (Please make sure you get a grown up to do this for you) WE NEED YOU...

Tiernan tentacles from the Comedy Club 4 Squids has sent in a question this week and Charlie Vero-Martin kindly takes a break from her important work on shoes for shoes to answer it. CHECK OUT UPROAR AT MCMILLER GAMES HERE (and use the code CC4K for a discount): https://www.mcmiller.fun/products/uproar BUY OUR RADIO NONSENSE T-SHIRTS HERE: https://comedyclub4kids.store/ (Please make sure you get a...

The very funny Sami Abu Wardeh joins Tiernan on this week's Radio Nonsense to answer the ultimate question: 'What is your favourite chip flavour?' As sent in by Linda, but no, not that one. CHECK OUT UPROAR AT MCMILLER GAMES HERE (and use the code CC4K for a discount): https://www.mcmiller.fun/products/uproar BUY OUR RADIO NONSENSE T-SHIRTS HERE: https://comedyclub4kids.store/ (Please make sure yo...

Does poo poo poo poo poo poo poo? That's this week's question from Stinky Jack 2.0. Thankfully Olaf Falafal is the man to know such thing and so Tiernan gets him on the podcast to talk poos, the difficulties of growing musical instruments and all about his cheese magnet powers. BUY OLAF FALAFAL'S BOOK TRIXIE PICKLE ART AVENGER RIGHT HERE: https://www.penguin.co.uk/books/445463/trixie-pickle-art-av...

Brad, a girl, has sent in two very urgent questions on bike gears and the beginnings of language. And so, Nat Luurtsema joins Tiernan on Radio Nonsense to answer all. GRAB NAT LUURTSEMA'S BRILLIANT OPIE JONES BOOKS HERE. OPIE JONES TALKS TO ANIMALS: https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/56379716-opie-jones-talks-to-animals OPIE JONES AND THE SUPERHERO SLUG: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/602...

Andrew O'Neill joins the show to help answer Luke's question about who the first person born in the world of cake was. Meanwhile Tiernan discusses walnuts and some of your emails. BUY OUR RADIO NONSENSE T-SHIRTS HERE: https://comedyclub4kids.store/ (Please make sure you get a grown up to do this for you) WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk...

'Is it socially acceptable for a dog to fart?' Asks Lua. Javier Jarquin leaps to the rescue with his superb animal whispering and gnome renovation skills. Meanwhile, Tiernan is trying to work out just what to call all of you listeners. BUY OUR RADIO NONSENSE T-SHIRTS HERE: https://comedyclub4kids.store/ (Please make sure you get a grown up to do this for you) Check out Britannica Magazine right he...

Ola Labib joins the podcast this week to help answer Elliot's query about just where his pizza has gone. Meanwhile, at CC4K HQ, Tiernan is wondering what he wants to be when he grows up. BUY OUR RADIO NONSENSE T-SHIRTS HERE: https://comedyclub4kids.store/ (Please make sure you get a grown up to do this for you) Check out Britannica Magazine right here: https://britannicamagazine.co.uk/ - TO WIN A...

'Why do monkeys eat bananas? And how do they peel them?' asks Cooper. Luckily Stephen Halkett joins Tiernan because he knows the answers, even though he has no clue what spin classes are. Plus Tiernan's trying to make a new catchphrase. BUY OUR RADIO NONSENSE T-SHIRTS HERE: https://comedyclub4kids.store/ (Please make sure you get a grown up to do this for you) Check out Britannica Magazine right h...

The very funny Eleri Morgan joins Radio Nonsense to answer Sir Poopington Fartworthy's questions on why Lego doesn't do big bum pieces and why you never hear famous people farting. This episode comes to you from the special location of the Comedy Club 4 Myths. BUY OUR RADIO NONSENSE T-SHIRTS HERE: https://comedyclub4kids.store/ (Please make sure you get a grown up to do this for you) Check out Bri...

Why do you burp? And do party poopers poop? Asks a totally legitimate camel. The very funny Sikisa joins Radio Nonsense to answer all and regale us with tales of being an expert yak whisperer. BUY OUR RADIO NONSENSE T-SHIRTS HERE: https://comedyclub4kids.store/ (Please make sure you get a grown up to do this for you) Check out Britannica Magazine right here: https://britannicamagazine.co.uk/ - TO...

Several of you have written in asking how you make a podcast. Good question. Tiernan has zero idea so Matt Kirshen joins him on the podcast to tell him how you make one, while also discussing his expert head patting and being a ghost dentist. BUY OUR RADIO NONSENSE T-SHIRTS HERE: https://comedyclub4kids.store/ (Please make sure you get a grown up to do this for you) Check out Britannica Magazine r...

This week's show has two questions on bee bottoms and cat burps, all brilliantly answered by improv expert Ruth Bratt. Meanwhile, Tiernan has rhinitis but can't see rhinos anywhere. PLUS: A COMPETITION! BUY OUR RADIO NONSENSE T-SHIRTS HERE: https://comedyclub4kids.store/ (Please make sure you get a grown up to do this for you) Check out Britannica Magazine right here: https://britannicamagazine.co...