Radio 1's All Day Breakfast with Greg James

Greg's April Fool warning, another stuck boat and the Giraffe queen (AKA Vick Hope).

An aquatic theme running through today’s show. Poor old Jofra Archer had a fish tank disaster (as did many of you) and now that the stuck ship has been freed in The Suez Canal, we celebrate with a nautical themed 10 Minute Takeover.

Is life starting to get back to normal? Greg is back, The Rule of Six is back, Unpopular Opinion and Animal News are back and does Charlie Puth actually have a dog?

A Walrus impression is all that stands between first and second place with our quiz team – but who will have the loudest roar? Plus, Katy is here to play Wrong-Uns and Greg places his trust in Jordan North.

Greg gets suspicious about some texters, worries that YUNGBLUD may be over promising his fans and catches up with Fee Mak who’s had a crazy first two weeks at Radio 1.

Calvin’s got a gong! Greg’s got one too and keeps it in a cupboard with a glove. Also, Becky eats sticky foods IN THE BATH! Our lockdown couple, Lauren and Nigel, have a new addition to the family and Why do parents think it’s ok to be so rude to us?

A Walrus fell asleep on an iceberg and listener Leigh fell asleep on a train. Leigh was dressed as a beer bottle, the walrus was not. An Unpopular Opinion about Sir David Attenborough sends Greg into a rage and Ali Plumb’s been chatting to the very famous Daniel Kaluuya.

Emily has never met her work colleagues and a quick game of Taller Or Smaller? reveals that she might well be looking down on them when they finally meet. Also, Oi Oi! Gregg Wallace is back on the box, the Where’s Wally of Radio 1 puts us to the test with a new nom de plume and - is there beef developing between Greg and cricketing legend Freddie Flintoff?

Highlights of the last few hours of Scott & Chris’s amazing Lolathon, featuring guest appearances by Holly Willoughby, Joe Lycette and our very own, Ava.

Charlie Hedges and Ace become judges in the search for Radio 1’s funniest listener, the quiz gets berry chaotic and Scott and Chris along with KSI are here to kick off their 24hr Lolathon.

A choir of singing dogs greet judges Nick Jonas and Anne-Marie on the search for Radio 1’s funniest listener, Shawn Moondez is back with some fascinating meteor news and Ali Plumb’s been chatting to Spiderman himself Tom Holland.

Haim are today’s judges in our search for Radio 1’s funniest listener and Spanner treats them to a live, on air milking. Also, we create a Radio 1 monster from listeners with “body part” names and Helen (due to lockdown) has never met her work colleagues. So Greg plays a game of Taller or Smaller with them.

It’s Lolathon week and Ainsley Harriott (off of TV chef) and Nicola Coughlan (off of Derry Girls) make an unlikely pairing as they become judges in our search for Radio 1’s funniest listener. Also, listener Ava is back with some back to school jokes for us and Everyone’s Rubbish features Rap music during Mass!! What?

Scott Mills and Chris Stark tell everyone what’s in store for a week of lols, our Yesterday’s Quiz team return and Lorraine’s been up to her old tricks again!

How many chicken nuggets would it take to fill a car? We call in the experts. Also,more talking dogs in Animal News and soggy bisuits come under fire in Unpopular Opinion.

Amy bought some newly hatched quails, cos lockdown and why not! Georgia wondered if other families shared bath water and Greg pondered on changing his name (John Legend style) to Greg Scorpio.

Has lockdown made you a tad nosier? What have you seen over the neighbour's fence? Also, Grimmy joins us for Top of the Shops and listener Tom has a theory on Sir David Attenborough's favourite TV show.

The Annie Mac household its own murder mystery, it’s been three years since Greg's Pedal To The Peaks challenge and Where are the clowns in Piccadilly Circus? Arielle Free joins us for Fact Controller.

The BBC has some nice relaxing soundscapes for you to relax to – UNTIL GREG COMES ALONG and sneaks in a quick Christmas Magpie. Also we are joined by our very competitive quiz team and listener Lisa plays a round of Wrong-Uns.

Weatherm’n Matt Taylor clears up a Tik Tok misunderstanding, more of your crazy lockdown purchases including Sam who bought a tent – BUT LIVES ON THE SECOND FLOOR!!! Plus, one of the show’s favourite listeners Evie is back to open a door on the Sadvent Calendar.

Listener Michael made a monumental blunder with SOMEONE’S ASHES!! Hear all about it in Everyone’s Rubbish. Also, There are two approaches to lockdown fashion A: No new clothes since March 2020 or B: New clothes every week because there’s NOTHING else to do! Which one are you?

What makes second class post slower? If we pimp-up our envelope does it get preferential treatment? Postie Pete has the answers. Also, Sadvent Calendar remembers Shauna Paul and Scott Mils and Chris Stark bring a special announcement.

Ant & Dec play a quick game of Top Of The Shops and give us some behind the scenes info on Jordan North’s I’m A Celeb appearance. Rob plays WrongUns and Gail plays the quiz from the comfort of her en suite toilet.

Harvey is back on the show with a toilet related Ask The Nation, George the Paramedic has been counting how many people whip their tops off, and James the Digger re-opens The Sadvent Calendar.

Listener Nick’s girlfriend doesn’t believe the show is real so our manure man puts her straight. Also a vaccination call makes Greg sweat, machines in the home that seem to have a mind of their own and a nice big bowl of gruel for Ali Plumb- can you guess what he’s watching?