Radio 1's All Day Breakfast with Greg James

Overweight armadillos and shifty seagulls crop up in Animal News, Emma has a dilemma to Ask The Nation and Greg may have found a fast fiddler.

Greg tries to find a fast fiddler, a listener fights in slo-mo and a Russian man duets with a raven.

Listener Morgan is back for a game of Tell Me Something Good and reveals an odd fact about her feet. But, it seems like she’s not the only one. Also, new week new quiz team and Samuel L Jackson has been spotted eating fish and chips.

George Ezra plays some games, The Barnet Boys battle out the final of the quiz and Vicky Hawkesworth give Greg a rasping challenge.

Chris Stark joins us for Fact Controller which leads to a Sue Perb hunt for a Jack Pot. Plus, Sophie updates us on the search for Samuel L Jackson and things you should never put hand sanitiser on.

Adele Roberts joins us for Top Of The Shops to find out if listener Fraser buys lots of trampolines for ants and an update on the annual Dorset Knob-throwing contest.

To celebrate Burns Night Arielle Free and Burns (the producer – not the poet obvs) deliver a poetical mix. Plus, a butternut squash causes all sorts of problems in Everyone’s Rubbish and listener Emma continues the hunt for Samuel L Jackson in Halifax.

A BIG movie star is in town! Time to start an investigation. Also, listener James and his dad have a strange holiday habit but "Is it just them"? and a robot vacuum cleaner has tried to make a break for it.

An amazing dog rescue comes up in Animal News, the show’s favourite biscuit crusher Emily is back to play WrongUns and The Quizzer Sisters battle out the final of the quiz.

Ronaldo threw a strop – and so can our listeners it seems. Plus, Danny Howard’s not happy about when people think the weekend should start – time to Ask The Nation!

Scott Mills joins us to play Maya’s great phone game and speaking of phones…do your parents get too formal with their contact names?

Roisin takes over the 10 Minute Takeover and gets very sassy, guide dogs, hyenas and meerkats all add to the confusion in Fact Controller and Ant, the tipper driver, complains to the BBC about Greg being far too hot.

Moon Experts, Animal news and Everyone's Rubbish!

The dinger boy gets chatted up by the quiz team and Greg has some sexy complaints!

Should you wash your hands between the toilet and the shower? Listener Claire poses the question to the nation. Also, we get an update on the darts investigation and Greg gets to speak to some BIGTIME Andy Murray fans in Sydney Australia.

Inspector Greg investigates a statue of a naked man in Suffolk, the mystery surrounding the sound of professional darts and (along with Jack Saunders) tries to work out what listener Alex has been buying lots of.

Greg launches an investigation into darts tournaments on TV, Charlie Hedges and Tom The Young Farmer play Tell Me Something Good, and Billie Eilish was busy blowing grass…but what were you doing in August 2019?

Crusty cakes, gift-giving bushes, and piano-playing ducks! Yes, Greg’s back with all the usual nonsense for 2022.

A very festive show today, Stormzy reading The Night Before Christmas, Quiz final of the year and John (the son of a cider lover) is back to play WrongUns. Happy Holidays Everyone!

Actual Father Christmas calls a very special young listener, Gregg Wallace is back making Christmas cards (much to Greg’s delight) and Beth reviews another festive Ali Plumb recommendation.

Ed cheers up the nation with music, quizzes and a call to Elton. Also, Beth brings a tear to Ali Plumb’s mince pies as she reviews one of his favourite movies.

John’s dad gets sent cider from their deceased dog, Beth reviews an awful Christmas movie and we confirm the social distancing rules for being the back end of a pantomime horse.

Boosting Becca tries to break the 200 boosts in a day record, Elf hater Katie is back to play WrongUns, We bring on super sub Conor for the quiz, and Ali Plumb has been chatting to Keanu Reeves – no biggie!

Comedy legend Romesh joins us for some strange misunderstandings, rugby hero Kevin Sinfield joins us for the quiz and Teen Hero Alice joins us for The 10 Minute Takeover.

What have you purchased or signed up to inadvertently? What should you do with the doors on your advent calendar? Who’s Gregg Wallace having lunch with? All will be revealed.