Rachel Lawson's The Magicians Podcast

Gothic Shades The prince of darkness tells his dad a grim reaper he is being haunted by the ghost of his dead girlfriend and only he can see her how will his father take her to the afterlife when he can't see her? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Stranger Than You Think When a strange relative moves into the family home of the goth the prince of darkness with the blessing of his father he finds out the stranger is stranger than he could imagine. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When Goth Lance Jnr starts having dark visions of his goth girfriend Morticia Adamson being murder then she is murdered her father blames him of her murder he needs help clearing his name. "Knock! Knock!" said a goth looking teenage boy tapping on the glass door of Lando's office. Lando looked at him as if he was weird. "Who is that?" asked Lando. Lance opened the door and let the boy in and close...

Babysitting is Hell When the king of the grim reapers take his young great-granddaughter the princess of vampires to the afterlife to babysit her as he worked he didn't expect it would end up with him and his assistant hunting for blood. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Princess of Darkness Vampires Queen Astra and King Max of Vampires's daughter is on her first day at kindergarten will this ankle biter be a pain in the neck. "Hurry up Astry we're late!" cried Astry Starfire's Mum, "get in the car." Astry jumped in her Mum's car. "You remember every thing?" asked her mother Astra, Queen of Vampires. "Yes Mum," Astry said.," got my lunch bottle." "Remember to...

Playing with Fire Happens in the aftermath of The Requiem. When someone makes Blake Fire the magician does his will in return he won't reveal that Fire is a grim reaper Blake will go only so far. When he is driven too far Blake shows them how dangerous it is to play with Fire. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Requiem Blake is dead and his spirit Mortimer the Grim Reaper goes to his own funeral only problem is his drunk. How mad will it get? "Why are you here it is not respectful to the dead or family and friends, Mortimer, you can't be here," said the deadman's best friend to a grim reaper who he knew was the soul of the deadman. "It's my party I can be here, Mass," said the drunk reaper. "You're d...

Behind Blue Eyes The eyes are the mask of Blake the Grim Reaper a story about how hard it is for the Reaper to hide behind Blake the coroner's blue eyes he knows the true name of a corpse in his morgue known only as John Doe but can't reveal it. In walked a policeman in uniform he was puzzled. "Were you talking to your friend on the slab's ghost? Did he say who he was?" asked the policeman Blake's...

It was Blake's least favorite time of the year. His son Lance passed him an envelope he took it with a great lack of enthusiasm. "Open it you'll love it," an enthused Lance said. Blake opened it expecting an insult It was. "Oh thank you!" said Blake putting on a smile. "I knew you'd love it," said Lance smiling. "Yeah," said Blake he hated it. It being a picture of Harry Potter's Lord Voldermort i...

"Is anything wrong," Blake asked. "Can you please take me to hell!" asked Max. "take you to what?" Blake king of the grim reapers laughed. "Blue Midnight and the Sun King this is exciting lets go fight crime!" A man in a yellow chicken suit with a mask said like they made his life. "Ok, I'll race you there," said Blake seeing the chicken, "Can I join you!" the chicken enthused said....

God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen It's Christmas again and everything is crazy again and Blake Alexander is suffering from it's madness again the Necromancer gives his dad a present a black T shirt with the Grinch on saying I hate Christmas on it from the Deject shop. Gabriel is giving out cute fuzzy Santa hats again and the hospital is gone mad with Christmas. In the afterlife Blake's boss Argent has d...

Not a kids' story Blake "The Grinch" Alexander is suffering the Christmas blues again as a Santa's helper for a case and his son Lance isn't helping him either. This a dark Santa Christmas story that is not child friendly. The only green monster in this story Is a Christmas tree on the cover. Christmas carols rang around the photo with Santa area a child wandered up to Santa Claus and sat on his l...

A darkly funny Christmas story. It was a strange day when Blake Alexander found out about this odd case everyone at his hospital wanted to decorate the hospital for Christmas drunk on the Christmas cheer. But that was nothing the reapers were trying to get the afterlife business in line with fate's decree that they celebrate Christmas with reapers collecting people as Santa Clauses which Blak...

"Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen," a disembodied voice on the stage of a magic show said, "Abracadabra!" the voice said and the frame of a tall handsome black haired man in a tux and top hat materialized. "I am Blake Fire", a brunette man in a tux and top hat walked on stage "and he Is my assistant Max Starfire!" "I am your partner grandead!" Max hissed. "Enough Max! I'll sick a vampire hunter o...

The grim reaper sat drinking a cup of coffee as a man in his office peacefully until his son ran in his office. "Dad you won't believe it the moon has hatched!" The Necromancer shouted. His father choked on his coffee. "You alright Dad?" asked Lance worried. "Yes, you psycho! The moon did what?" Blake, his dad said to his serial killer son. "This is more important than you and me! The moon has hat...

Dr Death the coroner and grim reaper king, his wife and his son a serial killer are superheroes they trying to find another serial killer in a hospital where the Doctor and his wife work. Their son plays bait for the killer who kills magicians. Will they catch the killer or will Dr Death have to take his son to the afterlife? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Game is Murder One of the magicians joins a TV masked singing contest where the game is murder. "Hello I am the Masked Magician I am here to win the Masked Celebrity Singer contest I won't tell you how to do magic but I will enchant you with my voice," said a man in an over-the-top magician's outfit who looked quite handsome with his black and white tux in his hand a rosebud on a long stem on...

Main narrator the author and Alexa played by Addison Fell. The day began like most others. Blake Alexander yawned as he got ready for work at Charing Cross Hospital. Where he was the coroner in charge of the morgue. His wife was on holiday without him in America so it would be lonely at work. He heard the doorbell and dashed to answer the door. He found at it a slightly nervous man a Postman. "Hel...

Coroner Blake is interviewed on a tv show about murder, and how some people do it to get noticed, the host kills the co-host to get ratings for the show and blames killing on the Necromancer a good scapegoat. Except the Necromancer was at another killing. Lance the Necromancer and Blake try to find the killer. The killer is busy trying to get the Necromancer arrested. People watch the show because...

"How is the blood drive going?" asked a doctor called Dr. Death at the local hospital where he worked. "Good," said Astra who ran it with her husband Max. "It is a bit odd?" said Dr. Death. "What?" asked Astra. "Vampires running a blood drive," said Dr. Death. "We are doing this for a good cause," said Astra Queen of vampires. "What you and Max get free feed on tap?" asked Dr. Death. "No food for...

"Is anything wrong," Blake asked. "Can you please take me to hell!" asked Max. "take you to what?" Blake king of the grim reapers laughed. "Blue Midnight and the Sun King this is exciting lets go fight crime!" A man in a yellow chicken suit with a mask said like they made his life. "Ok, I'll race you there," said Blake seeing the chicken, "Can I join you!" the chicken enthused said....

"Oh great, more paperwork!" moaned a man in a blue top hat and tux in a mask. He was known as Blue Midnight, a superhero. His son hit him on the back and laughed. "You love paperwork what are you worried about," said his son laughing. "Get out of my hair boy," Blake snapped at his son Lance who was dress similarly in blue. "You'd think you didn't love me," said his son sarcastically. "Not now I'm...

A hilarious farce. When the king of the grim reapers' son needs help to take a ghost haunting his home, he asks his father to help remove it but was it a mistake? Good Quotes From The Haunting of the Necromancer "We are not fake anythings!" said Lance. "I could debate that with you," said Blake. "Where is the ghost?" Blake said changing the subject. "Now I have a ghost and a grim reaper in my loun...

An assassin is the only chance to live for the emperor of the Universe who is in a trap set by an alien but how do you find 1 alien in an alien convention Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.