Rachel Lawson's The Magicians Podcast

The Masked Chicken's song. In this surreal musical interlude, The Masked Chicken takes center stage with a haunting refrain that echoes through the chaos of a world gone hazy. As the solstice stirs ancient forces and the Earth’s core secrets begin to surface, one unlikely voice dares to question reality. Is he a fool—or the only one who sees the truth? Journey into mystery, madness, and melody in...

When Lance, the reluctant assassin and son of the King of Death, takes the mic, what begins as a soulful confession becomes a cosmic lament. Forced to serve Fate’s cruel design, Lance sings of duty, despair, and the soft heart buried beneath his deadly reputation. But Blake, ever the mortician-magician and master of dry wit, isn’t buying it. This episode blends supernatural pathos with gallows hum...

A Love Song by Rachel Lawson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Magicians: The Blood Bank When vampires run a blood drive, you know it’s not your average charity event. Astra and Max Starfire launch a covert operation to feed the hungry undead of Queenscross—until a pair of scavengers raid the supply, and the Red Fox starts sniffing around. Meanwhile, Max vanishes mid-magic act, and Dr. Death is left juggling illusions, alarms, and accusations. Who’s reall...

By Rachel Lawson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Song by Rachel Lawson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

By day, they’re truckies on the Woles line. By night, they’re magicians in tuxedos and masks. But when a killer hides among their own, Fred, Blake, and Lance must juggle family grudges, CB-radio insults, and supernatural justice. On the highway, the only thing more dangerous than the traffic… is the truth Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A sad love song by Rachel Lawson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A song by Rachel Lawson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A witty vignette song where immortal magicians confront the strangest foe of all: their own merchandise. From Napoleon‑cosplay figurines to the tragic fate of the Masked Chicken, it’s a satirical romp through vanity, friendship, and the hazards of being collectible. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, we dive into The Magicians: Collect Them All (Except That One) by Rachel Lawson—a witty vignette where immortal magicians confront the strangest foe of all: their own merchandise. From Napoleon‑cosplay figurines to the tragic fate of the Masked Chicken, it’s a satirical romp through vanity, friendship, and the hazards of being collectible. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...

A mad star man goes on a rampage, killing and eating people in a fairground on Halloween. Fred, Ana, and a friend help stop it from killing. One of them will die, and who will die? Will they stop him? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A highway patrolman pulls a car full of young-looking men over. As a bunch of young joyriders. The Necromancer is the only one of them who enjoys this. How will his father and son defuse his mischief? How will these young-looking men get away from the patrolman? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In a galaxy where diplomacy masks danger and love defies logic, an alien diplomat's sister and a cosmic prince find themselves bound by fate—and scandal. When Mookaite Ga, a gray-skinned X-Zeracien, meets Prince Jasper Argent, heir to the galactic emperor, their instant connection sparks a romance that threatens political peace and family honor. As secrets unravel and visions of doom loom, their l...

In a universe where time, power, and identity collide, chaos erupts when baby Morgy is kidnapped at a tranquil park. As the baby’s babysitter, Morganite, faces a desperate battle against an unknown assailant, secrets of royal lineage and alien ancestry unfold. With a ransom note in hand, Morgy’s beloved father, the Emperor, must confront the bizarre and deadly realities that lurk beyond their perc...

Time travelling runs his family the adult time traveller Morganite the Prime minister of the Universe, and the son of the Celestial Emperor, meets the rest of the family with his wife. His mother Ana's baby, his younger self is born, and the adult Morganite babysits himself, as a baby he's his worst nightmare. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Song from Fetch by Rachel Lawson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When Dr. Blake Alexander—coroner, magician, and King of the Reapers—meets his own grim doppelgänger, Mortimer, the veil between life and death begins to unravel. A copycat Necromancer is killing magicians, alien royalty are turning up in the morgue, and Blake’s granddaughter Kristine fears her grandfather’s final act may be more than just stagecraft. As Blake prepares a one-night-only magical perf...

When Blake Alexander receives a letter addressed to “Death” and his son Lance gets one for the “Antichrist,” things spiral from prank to prophecy. As the Magicians scramble to decode their cosmic summons, aliens arrive at the White House, the gates of the underworld jam open, and a masked chicken rewrites reality with the Book of Fate. Featuring time-traveling Kindle mishaps, interstellar diplomac...

An epic song by Rachel Lawson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode Title: Coffee With A Side Of Trouble – Saving the Universe One Latte at a Time When the Magicians take on barista duty to protect their favorite café, things go from frothy to fatal fast. A robbery turns into a hostage standoff, revealing the true identities of Blake, Lance, and Morganite—and the terrifying consequences of Lance’s death. Featuring family feuds, cosmic titles, and a very co...

Reading with music. Lyrics and story by me. Song made with Suno AI. This is the best reading I've heard so far. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Necromancer is framed, and Lance is under suspicion. Blake and Lance must clear his name while Lance is on the run. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A Host the Necromancer, Mr. Goody Two-Shoes is Blake/ Fred the woman is a fan of the host Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fred's song Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.