Quitters Never Give Up

It's a tale as old as time - Thanks for That Tweet Fred Durst: The Origin Story of the Murder Button. Plus messages from new people(!), paying tribute to Olivia Newton-John, Tommy Lee's chicken wing drumming technique, Kevdogg at Lollapalooza, and Edwin's singing career! Get your murder button T-shirt

Bean and Dave's early tweeting habits, the definition of insanity, Jed the fish 2.0, Frank Murphy gets his own announcer Robbie, derailing J-Lo talk, forgetting famous band members, and Allie and Vin!

In honor of Bean's recent move, we bring you a tale as old as time, one involving RVs, dogs, beads, cops, and a Home Depot parking lot.

Another of our finest work brought to you by Jack Daniels and Lindsay with mic issues! Corchella tips, using drops in real life, ABBA cover band wars, Dave Sanchez: Death Judge, hot tub Bean, Beer Mug's touching interviews with a war vet and the celebs sing Adele! 

Nick talks about his sign holding career, his thoughts on Amber and Johnny, his reality tv career, his quest for Playboy Club episodes and his scripts!

Beating the movie reboot debate dead horse, Peewee interviewing Emma Stone, Schmeckfest, revisiting the history of SoCal amusement parks, and Clucky the Chicken's triumphant return!

Is it true that this is the final season of Celebrity Rehab for the nearby, uh, as far as we can see into the, the, soon to be future?

Sometimes there isn't room for JLo, drunk Ralph is mad, Kevdogg going through puberty, toenail art, and Bean's love for Jon Hamm.

The man who puts the Bud Light Real American Heroes to shame, Frank Murphy, shares stories on his own podcast - his beef with Adam Carolla, his funeral antics, visiting Twin Peaks for Valentine's Day and more!  Subscribe to Frank & Friends on Youtube

Creepy Buzz and Bean, Clucky the Chicken getting frisky, Bean's love for burritos, Kevdogg explosions, sucking at cornhole and more realistic sex robots! 

Sign holder Nick guest hosts as we review Ralph fighting calling India, a Frank Murphy murder mystery, jumping worms in California, Bean flirts with Lisa, and why did Ralph give up on the Playboy Club?

Kevdogg vs wine aficionados, Tommy Lee's famous weenies, the saddest Brooke Shields hangup, listener Arnel, the Anderson Cooper Giggle, Jimmy Kimmel blowing up the KROQ bus, wedding DJs over the years, and everyone's new jingles!

Editor to the stars and all around great human Gilbert stops by to talk about his life working for The Ralph Report.

Fangirling over a stuffed cheetah, Bean vs the 60 Minutes olds, Kevin and Bean are getting worried about Michael Jackson's health in 2011, happy birthday Pacman, Cupcake Kelley and her birds on Jankytown, mushroom hunting, and multiple understandings of live entertainment! 

Ralph Report sound engineer and overall amazing human Gilbert Flores sits in to discuss jingle generation, Sluggo's war against April Foolishness, Ralph's ranking among the great lovers, Christopher picking a fight with Roganheads, the Daves supporting each other, the end of the world (part 100) and Mumfording the hits! 

Allie on a billboard, a Dieu recap, the best contest winners ever, going to the moon in '69 (nice), the magic of Randy Moller, Allie and the Shake Weight, and Lisa gets bell revenge! 

An insanely riveting Ralph Report Live show recap, both a Pacino and Batman-off, Lightfoot covers, sexy cartoon characters, and Who's the Dick with Mike's phone and Mike Tyson! 

Mostly unedited, complete with Discord notifications, wind, and connection issues, we bring you Dieu To. We talk eHarmony results, mental health in show biz, holding grudges, Dr. Drew, his new podcast, making it in showbiz, and money in podcasting.

An odd grab-bag of gaslight shows, BS rulings on Can Kevin Repeat This, ventriloquism, unfortunate celebrities, the Stations of the Cross, Janelle Monae, the Cartoon Olympics and the debut of Brad Williams!

The Elizabeth Banks files, Robot Lindsay, Meetup recap, Hail Satin, Norm McDonald sings the hits, the saga of Record Store Day Guy, and revisiting the Bathroom Interviews!

Recapping the mess of episode 59, going on way too many tangents about the Clippers and Josie and the Pussycats, Kevin and Bean spam calling Africa, Kevdogg vs. Truckers, and Gary Busey won't let go.... 

The Quitters have absolutely lost it. At the time of release, we counted 23 moments with, more than all of our other moments combined. When we do manage to spit out coherent sentences, we talk the Oscars debacle, Ob‐La‐Di, Ob‐La‐Da, former KROQ boss Troy Cocklin, the end of the Dancing with the Stars era, and some April Fools remnants.

Frank recounts the Rick Dees (Alleged) Stalking Incident and talks Mark & Brian, Billy Bob Thornton, the great Ed Wynn, and his new title as the Quitters Never Give Up Tennessee Correspondent.  Subscribe to Frank & Friends on Youtube

T3ABAGG3R Robyn joins us to discuss how the Filet-O-Fish sparks a music royalty debate, real/fake Gary Busey, Bean's bizarre twitter follows, Kevdogg's giant ears, I'm on a Boat,  Kat Corbett soundalikes, and Obama Swag? Subscribe to a Cup of Tea and a Chat on Patreon For Patrons: Join the T3ABAGG3R Facebook page

Our beloved most frequent caller Steven Stoneman reviews his many calls and describes his insane catalog of Kevin and Bean-themed ringtones. We talk favorite driving songs, the Podcast Police, Dr. Mo, blood-filled legs, Ram it, and TWO EYEBALLS!!!!