Quitters Never Give Up

"You are all going to die tonight." Gang Wars on Let's Paint TV, a Diddy update, Bean's recording schedule, Eddie Pence as Alf, the Coop Report, Jane Levy, The Rock's sore muscles, and THE B TEAM!

"Stephen Haawwwwwkiiiiiing" Fun facts brought to you by Frank Murphy, Josh from Hawthorne and Luke, Sam the Raider Fan, Name that Foo, Pence Sauce, Swag in reverse, Bean's Ben Folds Five meltdown, and Ralph vs Mr. Wizard!

"It's your candle blowing bursday!!!!" Nikola Tesla, Bean's Royal Sass, Eddie's chicken nuggets, Ralph as Optimus Prime, an epic failure on a K&B classic game, Allie's schedule, Supermarket Sweeps, and there's no catch!

"Such as...." The longest intro known to man, the first What's Up With Florida, Adam Schwartz, Ralph’s game, poor little piggies, Kevin's personal assistant Linus, Ralph off his game and an excellent punchline......

Kevin makes a bathroom confession, Chocolate Rain, Shaolin Robot, Dave and IKEA, Grease 2 is the word, Bean’s has a moment asking a trivia question, Lil Poopy, and the retired pope is partying!

“CBS cares.” Ralph forgets the FCC, breaking in on Edwin on a Crowdcast, Strudelgate, Kevin did it, some fun facts, some dark death clips, and a very important Valentine’s Day Gift!

"Hi, it's Kat!" The Plain White Tee cover controversy, The Interns Strike Back, some Mugos interview brilliance, a new promo for Jankytown, and SQUIRREL!

“You are endlessly disappointing as a human being!” Our very own Doug Kriegel brings us back to the Brow Down days, some extremely timely Super Bowl chat, Kevin Smith vs an owl, Bean doesn’t understand gas mileage, another TGP controversy, DJ Omar Con, and Allie's animal woes continue!

"Try everything but KROQ" Formerly from the KROQ promotions department, Heather talks about how Big Tad got her hired, her contortionist background, her connection to Ed McMann, sleeping at the KROQ offices, her life as a van driver, counting caller numbers as a phone screener, Smashing Pumpkins announcing their breakup, what she and Pam Anderson have in common, Eminem clearing a whole b...

Reviewing some of our favorite moments from the Big Game including some rejected ads, some ill-timed playoff chat, J-Lo's crotch, Omar in Atlanta, Taylor Swift on CSI, and National Treasure Terry Bradshaw!

Everyone's into death, tips for annoying coworkers, macaques, Richard Simmons, Tonka the depressed wombat, and revisiting Bean charming Eddie Pence!

Steven Cigar does an ad, a Kate Middleton hoax, Lisa eats a brownie, Dave makes soup, a live reaction to Christmas Shoes, jazz talk, Eddie Pence ruins games, Allie's groceries sabotage the podcast, Kevin not interested in Les Mis, and the top ten moments of 2012!

"How's life been for you up to today??" The war with Oh So Judgy, Jenny’s Honkers, Nana Allie, Bean speaks Armenian, John Denver, math is hard, and Ralph rants about the post office and honkytonk badonkadonks!

We're back and worse than ever! Luke from the Gilded Playlist debuts his new segment Ain't Nobody Got Time for That! Josh from Hawthorne debuts his new Fun Fact segment! Sam from Santa Monica even calls in. Lotsa stuff.

We look back on a showdown between Dave and Kevin, narrated by Psycho Mike.

It’s the First Annual Kevin and Bean Christmas Album Hall of Fame! In a very special crossover with The Gilded Playlist Podcast, we rate our favorite songs from K&B Christmas Albums past! Plus - drunk rats, Luke's thoughts on the KBCU podcasts communicating and the best podcast plug ever! Listen to the Gilded Playlist

“I’m bored. I’m bored! I’m bored!” The man shuts down Drink Boxing, more world's largests, Lindsay Lohanhan, Dave eats conch, Anna Indiana, Eddie Pence vs. glass, Stoneman from an F-15, a new announcer for Cuppa Tea, and Bean returns worse-off from losing his kidney!

"That's incredible!" Taking it back, love from Oh So Judgy, Bean’s kidney size, the clip speed debate continues, mold in the carpet, engagement announcements, and more moments with everyone!

"I'd love to get a copy of that" Theresa from Fountain Valley, Omar the man of a thousand voices, Sum 41, the Download rodeo remix, Piranha Plants on Parade, the vomit continues, Eddie Pence's website, and Bean's famous kidney! Sign up to be an organ donor

Remembering the hilarious Steve Ashton. View Steve Ashton's Tribute page Song provided by Cbus Brian

We examine an unprecedented number of Moments with Kevin, Australian Chris, and the Oh So Judgy Podcast! Plus Heather Mills, Leonardo Dicaprier, getting attention with cremation, the Florida Man Games, calling Kevdogg's mom, Beer Mug running the sound effects, and the beginning of Bean's kidney journey!

For no particular reason on this day we take an Instant Request reviewing Bean's health issues over the years.

"Smells like donkey..." Reminiscing on the good old days, talking urinal cakes, Wing covers the Biebs, getting Thrilled, remembering Dusty Street, circus peanuts, a Garmycon recap, happy Justin Bieber, and the Gone-Wrong Impressionists™.

"Mediocre at best" Crowdfunding for the Drunk Boxing event, Kevin and Bean charm Chuck Lorre, bacon, remembering Suzanne Somers, Christopher's new Jingle business, unpleasant sounds, and ripoff Crazy Afro Lady calls!

Kevin and Bean's Download Rodeo, a Transformers tangent, shower bath shower, a very scary phone call, a will in a couch, cartoon and cereal talk, Space Case, and a total failure of scary drops!