QUINNSPIRACY

In this episode, Dave Saitzyk calls in with some of his famous fiends, of course they are all delighted to finally be on this HIGH profile podcast. Are people who don't like the NY GIANTS mentally unfit?? Do Navy pilots take AYAHUASCA so they don't feel so lonely up there?? Are Bald people really more EVOLVED?? Will Anthony Quinn only eat Pizza that is aligned with his BIG DIPPER?? Why does NASA e...

In this ZANY episode, our friend Omer Orbison calls in and dares us to hold his attention. This man's attention span is so small "You could ram it up a Gnat's ass and it would look like a BB in a box car". Is ingesting MAGIC mushrooms the easiest way to communicate with Space Aliens?? Who really cares about BIGFOOT?? Has Pat Buchanan ever taken BLACK BEAUTIES?? Why does Anthony Quinn look like a C...

In this VERY funny episode, our friend Josh Wells calls in and we talk about all kinds of stuff. Is there a PARALLEL between Sushi and Cannibalism??Should you be put in a CAMP for asking a tall person "How is the weather up there"?? Was KURT COBAIN an alien robot?? Would Anthony Quinn RESORT to eating "People Pizza"?? Why is RINGO still alive?? These heady questions will be tackled on this CRISP e...

In this laid back episode, Helaine Witt calls in and we talk mostly about the comedy scene, while we have a few laughs. Is there a CREATURE that is funnier than us all?? Or...is this creature just really good at Instagram?? How many YEARS  does it take to get good at comedy {even if you're a spoiled piece of garbage living with your parents the whole time)?? Does life EXPERIENCE really matter...

In this episode, Gilbert Hernandez finally calls in and graces us with his presence. This mans mother is the nicest lady in the word, to ever get cursed with a jar of dirt. How HOT are the ET hermaphrodites?? Where the PYRAMIDS built by very determined people from Mexico?? Do you have a VOODOO Jar of dirt in your backyard?? How long does it really take to go get MILK?? Does Anthony Quinn draw his...

In this episode, our friend Patrick Moroney calls in and we have some good laughs. What is that GLEAM in his eye?? Is it Contagious?? Did you read "THE POWER OF PIZZA" by Anthony Quinn?? How much comedy do you have to do to become powerless over RAZOR blades?? When can i go PLAY with my friends again?? Is it a conspiracy that allot of people HATE conspiracys?? These questions will not be answered...

In this episode, we talk to one of our new friends Todd Montesi. This man has not only kept his comedy sharp but his dental hygiene has remained impeccable. How do you continue to BRUSH after every meal when the world is dying?? Does the PENTAGON footage show Anthony Quinn eating Pizza shaped UFOs?? Do Space Aliens love NOODLE houses?? Should I MASK my feelings?...Or Just my face?? These Hip quest...

In this episode, we are graced with a call in from Andrew Stiener. This man is a big fan of this podcast and will admit it if you give him enough MAGIC TRUFFLES. When will the post APOCALYPSE campfire open mics start?? Are DUTCH women easy?? Do your SNEAKERS make a good pillow?? When will Anthony Quinn's SPECIAL costume be ready?? Who are the POGUES?? These Metropolitan questions and some suburban...

In this episode, Carl stops by and tries his best not to say the M word. While we giggle and chuckle like two fat guys in a Pandemic, we try to get to the heart of Carl's skepticism about Aliens. Is Carl actually working for the ALIENS to throw us off the trail?? Did Steve Martin SHAPE-SHIFT his career into unfunny garbage?? Will Anthony Quinn start playing a guitar made out of PIZZA?? Are BALD pe...

In this episode, we talk with Emma Cohen and find out that she has very little tolerance for lazy APPARITIONS. Could there be no UFOs?? Are GHOSTS picky and unmotivated?? Why does Anthony Quinn eat foods that HAUNT his insides?? Are ESCAPE rooms a total rip-off?? Does bombing at an online mic VIRTUALLY suck?? These questions will only be asked on this episode of QUINNSPIRACY. 

In this episode, our "good" friend John Wendell calls in and helps us continue on,  with the massive amount of VERY funny content, we are producing on this amazing podcast. We try to get to the bottom of all the B.S. that is going on. Is there an INTERDENOMINATIONAL beast that resides on Skinwalker Ranch?? Could John's impression of Anthony Quinn be A LOT better?? Is there TASTY edible toilet...

In this episode, our friend Antonio "SMASH" Benitez, calls in and shares the toilet paper woes he and his family face on a daily basis. This young man can only get the smallest rolls of TP known to mankind. Will Anthony Quinn show him where to cop the SCOTT 1000 sheet jams?? Can I get some REAL Tiger Penis tea?? Who BLURRED out those darn genitals??  These great  questions and some not s...

In this laugh packed episode, our friend Connor Simcox calls in, we discuss some series topics, that we feel deserve undivided attention in tough times. Do overprivileged people from Connecticut think GERONIMO is a Disney Movie?? Did Hitler kill Bigfoot trying to make a super NAZISQUACH?? Will Anthony Quinn make his way to the campus of YALE for some Clandestine Pizza?? Do SPACE ALIENS watch the H...

In this episode, Kate Lawlor calls in and we talk about alcoholism, child abduction, and comedy, not necessarily in that order. How many SPACE ALIENS will Kate have to date before she gets eaten?? Can I catch a PORTAL to a parallel dimension??..PLEASE!!?? Why does Anthony Quinn think the MUMMY stole his Pizza?? Will we be able to HATE ourselves in public anytime soon?? What does "STAY SAFE" really...

In this episode, our favorite skeptic Raphael Hernandez calls in and tries to PO PO on our parade, after admitting that he himself breaks bread with the MASONS. Why is that weird looking BROOM on the wall?? How many CAPITAL LETTERS in your name?? Does BIGFOOT have "rights"?? Will Anthony Quinn find a way to get PROBED in the Pandemic?? Do Space Aliens really care about WHITE PEOPLE?? These very se...

In this episode, our friend Dave Hoj calls in and helps us create more beautiful content. We find out that Dave is quite the conspiracy enthusiast, we infer that if he didn't find comedy, he just might be selling hot-dogs in DEALEY PLAZA. Does New Jersey have a UFO Witness Protection Program?? Can I go to TEXAS and pretend to shoot someone?? Did Anthony Quinn really get kicked out of his Jr. Prom...

In this episode, our friend Andrew Rich stops by and tries to convince us he is having a good pandemic. Is this man mentally divergent, or has he just been married too long?? Will "CLEATS"  fire Andrew and do a show with Mrs. Rich instead?? Will Anthony Quinn get kicked out of sleepover camp for drinking all the MAPLE SYRUP?? Is there such a place as COMEDYVILLE?? Why do spoiled people buy so...

In this episode, our friend Jason Scott calls in, and complains about the Easter Bunny. What is this man all HOPPED up about?? Is Bigfoot really an Alien that came here to hide and be Gay?? How do I meet a man for sex behind a dumpster?? Will there ever be enough toilet paper again for Anthony Quinn to live a FULLY WIPED life?? Did HIV come from MONKEY SOUP?? These beautiful questions, and some sl...

In this episode, our favorite field investigator Luke Rothschild stops by, and as usual, he gives us LOTS of hope for the future. Should the History Channel change it's name to "The White Trash Idiot's Channel"?? Who in this WORLD is responsible for Ancient Aliens?? Is there such thing as COSMIC PIZZA?? Will Anthony Quinn ever get his well deserved E.T.A.P.(Extra Terrestrial Anal Probe)?? WHAT'S R...

In this episode, we talk with Pedro Garcia, Yusef Goff chimes in a time or two, god help us all. Can I order a marinated Unicorn penis from Amazon?? Does mixing sperm with Cheetos by accident make you a bad person?? Is going to WHITE CASTLE at 1:00 am every night essential to Anthony Quinn's survival?? Why does going to the super market fell like a third world country airport?? these hungry questi...

In this episode, our "quirky" Connecticut correspondent Chris Warren calls in. This man is a big fan of Anthony Quinn, so right off the bat, we know he has problems. Mr. Warren seems to  play down the SKULL &BONES, saying "it's really just rich kids making connections". Is this A-SEXUAL "super white guy" from Connecticut working for the global elite?? Will Anthony Quinn learn Spanish, and...

In this episode,  Alex Kollar calls in, and expresses his concern about unsavory "Anthony Quinn" type people in his neighborhood, that he never noticed, until the toilet paper ran out. Should people that have a great life, want the torture that comes with STAND-UP COMEDY?? Is Anthony Quinn allowed in Westchester?? Do they make edible masks?? Are most tall people related to aliens with mullets...

In this episode, my former Nemesis Brandon Wunderlick calls in, we talk about aliens and bookers, the similarities are stunning. While Wunderlich salivates over all the poor souls that might have to give up comedy, we actually get some questions in. Should everyone in the country stay home and play magic the gathering?? Are Aliens trying to take credit for the Pyramids?? Is JFK still alive?? Is An...

In this episode, we hear from our friend Anthony Crescenzo, this man is the "good" kind of Italian. We talk about how nice it is to play pool in your basement during a PANDEMIC, and try not to focus on why we are  recording in the car. Does playing pool and eating steak kill the Virus?? Will Anthony Quinn ever learn how to paint ceilings?? Is the disgusting "forgetaboutit" Italian stereo type...

In this episode, our friend Josh Wells calls in and chills with us, we get into a bit of music chatter, but quickly delve into the mysterious UFO Phenomenon. We touch on NASA, and try, with reason, to understand why they could be so full of Sh*t. Are the Aliens using NICKELBACK to make us soft and more "tasty"?? Should Stone Temple Pilots change their name to "Scott's Bitches"?? Is Jogging the bes...