Questionable Material with Jack & Brian

I Love Puppies Movement. Jack learns about Brian's unpopular Kenosha Bed & Breakfast. Brian's OnlyFans account can be topped. For her birthday, Brian's wife gets to be Queen for a Day. Advice for Jack's daughter on owning a cat. Jack auditions for movies: Hegemon, MAGA Movie The Movie, Battle Droid.

The newest leader of ISIS, Abu Ibrahim al-Hashemi al-Qurayshi, stops by to talk about violence, his doctorate in Women's Studies, and the new ISIS philosophy "Jizhadoon" -- the jihad of annoyance. 

Belarus News Service. Jack going on vacation. Brian sold a house. New book on ferret mating tips. Yo Yo Ma vs. Yo Ma Ma. Brian has a hard time scoring a grant. Back to school for the kids. Marrying off the young ones to make life easier. Brian's Learning Place is a new online school and the PTA is always furious. 16th birthday lumberjack surprise leaves Brian plaidphobic.

Biden inauguration. Jack has zero tech savvy and zero electricity. Brian knows what to do in a blackout. Brian is in Russia helping to develop a COVID-19 vaccine. The true story of Brian's investment in a wine bar that announced they went anti-capitalist. Jack asks Brian about other investments he may have made. Jack's mean-spirited daughter interrupts the podcast. Interview with Kamala Harris's c...

Nok Nok App. Brian's seeing other guests. Polish expressions. Pinot Noir Molotovs. The Brian Revolution has its first casualty. Brian's body double isn't ideal. The Crips are mad at Brian's billboard. Jay Leno stops by with dated material. Jack lets Brian know he's manager of the Miami Marlins. Brian explains his patents for the Hydrogen Motorcycle, Red Dye #15 and Parachute Hats.

Evergreen University. Jack's family visits Brian and they're not swingers. Jack's wife wins Romanian Roulette. Jack's wife has deer-like qualities. Jack's wife is accidentally dead. Jack's new date wants 250 roses. Brian knows what that means. Screen time makes the pain go away. Brian tries Dungeons & Dragons. Interview with Department of Homeland Security head Chad Wolf, who explains that their s...

Serial rapist. Jack gets the invite he's been wanting. COVID germs can't penetrate comedy. Brian's house rules. A new son named Boswell. Scenting the property with the neighbor. A traditional Polish welcome. Jimmy the crystal-methed pan man. Jack must take the Brian's Guest Aptitude Test. A tour of Ghislaine Maxwell's prison cell.

Clinton Staffing Associates. Jack can't operate a laptop. Jack would have loved Brian's Fourth of July Party. Jack has Brian explain the plots of his children's novels: The Candy Van, Capitol Hill Organized Playground, Charlotte's Web of Lies. Jack auditions for Brian's friend's new movies: The Movement, Uphill Battle and General Mills Cereal Presents: The Battle of Ap Bac.

CHOP bus tour open. Alabama boot camp is off the table. Brian's son is the town sniper. The Louie Jenkins edition of the Bible. Not paying attention at town council meetings. Brian has a Monkey Poaching Zoo, a tree-destroying wife, and doesn't want to wear a mask. Lyme disease again. People get the wrong idea when Brian winks back and invites  them over. Cancel culture -- Jack learns about problem...

Grandma gets canceled. Brian explains why the town has a David Duke statue. Brian explains why the town is decorated with swastikas. Brian explains why the town hates him. Jack learns the plot of the new Batman film featuring Michael Keaton. Jack gets to hear all the great podcast reviews. Cancel culture victims #CancelJimmyBuffet, #CancelHawaii, #CancelSesameStreet, #CancelNAACP are all explained...

Portland's newest, very defunded police chief explains how his penniless police department works.

Headsmash! Jack let a 7-year old cut his hair. Memorial Day memories. Jack is deceptively edited. Brian builds carpenter bee traps. Brian builds hobo traps. 12-step programs gone wrong. Ping pong prank. Brian, the spelling bee champion. Barry Cuomo's Live It Out Place.

Camp Zoom! Every day looks the same. Brian might have to choose between chipmunks or his wife. Hornet season. Backhoes make great toys. Investing in a disturbing streaming service. News You Missed: Biden's Devastating Trump Nickname, Kim Jong Un Definitely Alive, Munchausen by COVID Syndrome, Unserious Instagram Liker. Jack asks Brian about his screenplays: Fast & Furious: Traffic Court, The Paren...

Aunt Bea's Alcoholic Water. How quarantine is going. Brian help's Jack Junior with his homework. Jack killed a murder hornet and the newspaper stopped coming. Brian's plan to reinvigorate the economy: Peep show restaurants, meat processing playgrounds, pasture schools, & Post Office abattoirs.

Phat Jamz 107FM. Jack wants to know about Brian's mistresses. Jack's neighbor refuses to let his groundskeepers shelter in place. Recent, stupid bookshelf controversy. Jack auditions for Death From Above, One Small Step and The Podcasters. Brian gives Jack Junior helpful Mother's Day advice. Jack Junior rats his mom out.

Benji and The Pickle in solidarity with COVID-19 meat processing mandates. A mean-spirited prank show. Brian answers a seven-year old's questions very poorly. Jack & Brian play the Ask Reddit game. Jack asks Brian about his patents for the Pandemic Preparedness Pack, Magic Nein Ball, and Pants for Ladies.

Dumb animals open. Quiet nights in Jack's neighborhood. Brian is trying to get the neighborhood back to normal by honking, desecrating the sidewalk, and committing crimes. The true story of Brian's devious childhood hacker friend. New video games: Super Mario Batali, Call of Duty: Iran, Grand Theft Auto: Muppet Edition, Brian Sack Football. An interview with Biden Campaign Chairman Rob Coyne.

All the News You Missed segments in one place! Includes: Mandarin not a thing. Man guilty of wielding peanut. Qatar changes name. Spelling bee equity. Invisible gypsies may cause obesity. Gillibrand sorry for wasting everyone's time. New Bose opinion-canceling headset. News for Pigeons. Mommy blogger is bad mom. Chris Cuomo desperately trying to learn things. Man reconsiders views after insult. On...

Golden Luck Happy Red Dragon Radio. Zoom conferences are the new Happy Hour. Jack's son invents the word "unpoo." Brian explains dump babies. Jack & Brian complain about New York Sports Club charging them despite being closed due to coronavirus. Brian explains how he remembers people's names. Jack is doxxed, revealing his Schlitz business experience. Brian has plans to revitalize dying shopping ma...

Classic Sounds 107 FM. Jack's son values pizza over life. Exclusive gym. Jack & Brian play the "celebrities I've met" game from Twitter and share stories about Eddie Murphy, Jack Lemmon, Michael Stipe, Bono, Dick Cheney, Steven Spielberg, Maya Rudolph, Harrison Ford, Emeril Lagasse, Jon Stewart, Brooke Shields and Vince Vaughan. Brian tells Jack how he recreates school ambiance at home.

Depressed Classic Rock DJ.Jack might have COVID-19 and is encouraged to feloniously distance from his family. Brian's post-COVID advertising campaigns for American Express, Pete's Liquors, and Hilton Hotels. Jack auditions for movie roles: The Betrayal, The Hero, Galaxia. Sharing awkward moments: Calling the ex-girlfriend for a ride, emailing the wrong person, employee doesn't believe he's being f...

Madonna in the tub. Headlines. Homebound Jack report. Homebound Brian report. Another try at Family Feud. Brian's employment agency. Job interview tips. The future is document shredding for politicians. Interview with Doctor Chauncey Lyme about his COVID-19 vaccine research. Reading Questionable Material reviews. Special guest Tim Martin.

John Legend concert. Brian explains the Costco hoarding incident Jack heard about. Butterabetes. Submarine school. Jack's kids are ready to learn and Brian is ready to learn them. Captain Underpants shelters in place. Coronavirus questions answered. Tips on weathering unstable markets: Portfolio adjustments, dowries, stockpiling dictionaries, investing in DJs.

Bieber's New Song. Happy St. Paddy's? Clueless Plague Day visitors. Expensive, canceled bat mitzvah. Brian's living in an attic. School cancellations are terrible for bullies. The plague brings out the loons. Jack is a teacher now and math makes no sense. Brian has advice for staying safe during the COVID-19 times: Shopping, sick relatives, exercise, package delivery. Jack's power goes out.

Chippy's Energy Fluid. Family Feud puts bad ideas in Jack Junior's head. Brian plays the VHS tape of his Family Feud appearance. The terrible truth about Brian's cat farm and the vegan shawarma joint. News You Missed: Healthtron 2020 vs. Coronavirus, Poorly-Named Sports Drink, Attention-seeking Unicyclist. Jack asks Brian about his other podcasts: Toe Grooming, Hamburger Report, Leopards and Cheet...