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Big Hot Summer continues with a film that features more fire, but this time it's coming out of a dang lizard's mouth! Dustin & Logan watched the dragon apocalypse movie, Reign of Fire. A film starring a pre-Batman Christian Bale, a crazy and wet-eyed Matthew McConaughey, and not near as many dragons as it should've! Oh, and also Gerard Butler. The Wet Hot Boys of Summer give the film a thoroug...

The wet, hot summer series continues with the Dante's Peak rival in the lava wars of 1997, Volcano! Tommy Lee Jones and Anne Heche try to save Los Angeles from an impending volcanic eruption and all while having zero chemistry! Dustin and Logan break down the film while sampling Toppling Goliath's Pompeii Mosaic IPA and then dig into who they believe to be the top magma motion picture of the 90s!...

The hot, hot summer is rolling along with a film about a volcano that hurls lava, fire, acid, and bridges at a quiet Washington town called Dante's Peak. Luckily, James Bond and Sarah Conner are there to...witness it, I guess. Logan and Dustin witness this film while sampling two different flavors from Leinenkugel's Summer Variety Pack. Other things discussed are The Kids in the Hall, Minx, movies...

To kick off Sharktoberfest's Hot Wet Summer, the boys are dipping back into the swamp with their commentary for one of last year's favorite movies AND Shark Madness champ, Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre! So grab a drink and some peaches and beans and watch along with Dustin and Logan as they relive their favorite moments from this piece of silly swamp cinema! Also, is anyone in this movie even...

Your Sharks of Summer (Logan & Dustin) are here to announce a special theme for the summer! Listen to this minisode to hear all the deets and then go prepare yourself for a hot, HOT summer! 

Our Moonfall episode was originally VERY long. Like, damn near 3 hours. So, after chiseling it down, we still had a fun bonus features segment where we go through Roland Emmerich's filmography and try to determine our favorite film, BUT Independence Day is off the table. There's also plenty of other tangents because of course there is.

This episode was originally recorded back in February after freshly seeing Moonfall at the theater. (This is the episode that Logan and Dustin have been teasing for a while. Was this a worthwhile reveal? We bet not!). The boys, still giddy from the theatergoing experience, sip on some Zoltan by Exile Brewing while they attempt to explain Roland Emmerich's latest movie in which major cities get lev...

It's another edition of One & Done and the boys are cheating a little bit by covering the recent miniseries, Pam & Tommy. But the beer choice is quite apt because it is from Exile Brewing's One and Done series! The Tres Leches Milk Stout is the companion beer while Logan and Dustin discuss the Hulu series that could've come off like one of those old unauthorized tv movie biographies, but i...

The Requin is a new film starring Alicia Silverstone that claims to be a shark movie, but is really just a strange relationship/survival drama that quickly devolves into utter nonsense. It's also the worst thing Logan and Dustin have ever seen. They reluctantly discuss it while sampling three beers from Surly's Unusual Suspects variety pack. Then, to distance themselves from such a harrowing exper...

We're back with another episode of One & Done! It's the show where we talk about a television series that only lasted one season and we only have the amount of time it takes for us to drink a single beer. This time we're talking about the Outsider, HBO's adaptation of the Stephen King novel that had pretty good viewership when it premiered in 2020, but was not renewed for a second season. We h...

The (singular) Batman (the only one ever made) is now on HBOMax and the moist movie men have watched it! It's a pulpy noir film in which a brooding costumed vigilante walks into rooms and...just kinda talks to people. There's murders, too. Did I mention the brooding? Anyway, there's some cool shit in it too and the boys discuss it while sampling Firestone Walker's Merlin Nitro Milk Stout. They als...

Dustin and Logan are back with a movie that may not have sharks in it, but at least it's still pretty wet. They watched 1997's Anaconda, a film in which Jon Voight inexplicably plays a man from Paraguay that has a Cajun accent. Oh, also, there's a big snake. Our moist movie men discuss this slice of serpentine cinema while sipping on Potosi's Snake Hollow IPA. They also dig into what's fact and fi...

Logan and Dustin are here with the post-competition breakdown of Shark Madness 2. They look back on how it all played out, what they might do differently next year, and they announce the winner of the bracket competition! They also spend time chatting about what they've recently watched, what they're looking forward to watching, and sample Peace Tree Brewing Co.'s Templeton Red. Complete Bracket:...

Here it is. The ultimate shark will be chosen. Will brute strength conquer all, or can it be bested by hyper intelligence? Will a shark powered by the dark arts dominate the competition, or will it be vanquished by the power of Christmas? Is there strength in numbers or is the only true strength that of the elements? Water, air, land, peaches, beans; it's a battle of the elements as our hosts dive...

The most exciting competition in sports is finally here! SHARK MADNESS!!! It's the ultimate championship of head-to-head, shark v. shark action! Commentators and analysts Logan Nielsen and Dustin Pixley are here to walk you through the competition of battles between sharks from movies they've covered on the pod! In this part 1 of 2, they build and seed the bracket and kick it all off with the firs...

Listen to this minisode for all the details, but here's the link to our Shark vs. Shark bracket! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1F7qU0kTZWJgYP_2jqN1P7J134FLDcvjFF7Nv0BU7l9g/edit?usp=sharing Fill out your bracket and send it to nielsenandpixley@gmail.com and the person with the most accurate bracket gets to select a *movie and drink pairing* for us to do on the show! Submission deadline is Mond...

Dustin and Logan head back to Deutschland for Sky Sharks, the German-produced film about nazi zombies that ride flying sharks. That old story. And while they're digging into this CGI festival of blood, guts, and uncomfortable nudity, they sample Topling Goliath's Digital Dawn IPA. It's a thought-provoking episode that makes one ponder things like: What would you do with a flying shark? What is a d...

Tag team superstars, Crash and Champy are back to body slam your ears with some cinematic nonsense! For some reason, Dustin & Logan decided to watch Suburban Commando, the film that FINALLY teams up Hulk Hogan and Christopher Lloyd. They dissect lazy attempt at a fish-out-of-water story while sipping on some sours from Schell's Brewing. They also dive into Hulk Hogan's music career, the story...

THIS CHAT IS FULL OF SPOILERS! Logan and Dustin finally saw the latest Spider-Home movie and decided to record a quick chat about it, right after seeing it. Again, it is just chock full of spoilers so don't listen if you don't want to know what the Fancy Neighborhood Spiderboy™️ gets up to in this one. If you've already seen it - or just don't care - then go ahead and press play on this bad boy to...

Dustin and Logan meant to record a mini episode about the latest Matrix film but you know these guys have a rambling problem. So join Crash and Champy as they dissect what worked and didn't work about Neo's latest VR adventure. To be courteous, they also separate the review into spoiler-free and full-on spoiler segments so if you haven't seen it yet, you can still listen to hear whether you even w...

Dustin and Logan are kicking off the new year with what they've decided is a gritty reboot of the show, Sharktoberfest: New Blood. It basically means nothing but they are going to watch more shark movies throughout the year and they're kicking things off with a movie featuring a hand-puppet-ghost-shark, Ouija Shark! They sample Left Hand Brewing's Peanut Butter Milk Stout Nitro while dissecting a...

*Santa Jaws is available on Amazon Prime. Press play on this commentary when the "Santa Jaws" title has faded away.* Dustin and Logan are here to spread some holiday cheer with another shark movie commentary! They decided to revisit the new holiday classic Santa Jaws and drink Shiner's Holiday Cheer while they do. Watch along with the boys while you take in a Christmas movie about a magic pen that...

This was supposed to be the kickoff episode of the new show but those plans have to be scrapped (listen to the Check-in Minisode for the full scoop). Still, this is a fun episode and is a taste of the blueprint of the show to come, so the boys still wanted to release it. Dustin and Logan watched the first movie they ever watched together when they became friends in high school: Saw! While they rev...

So...Dustin and Logan had made this whole thing at the end of the most recent Sharktoberfest about the show changing names and stuff but it turns out, those plans have to be aborted. In this minisode, the boys talk about why the show can't follow through with that reboot and the future of the show as a whole. They also decide to do a little year-end review of the show because why not. Be sure to c...

Here it is. The final episode of Sharktoberfest 2! It's been a hell of a month and the boys are taking stock of the good, the bad, and the confusing things that they had to endure this month. Aside from sampling Shark Wheat by Urban Brew Labs out of Chicago, Logan and Dustin hold a little awards ceremony to highlight some of the truly memorable moments of this round of shark madness. They select t...