Pure Cringe: Classic Reality Show Recaps & Book Reviews

In our next book review, we go balls deep with 'The Big, Sexy, Sex Book' by Lisa Rinna of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills fame!  This is an extra spicy episode in which we: discover our roller derby names the best places in your house to have sex  Stick around for the recap of one of the most iconic Lisa Rinna scenes ever... Kim Richards vs Lisa Rinna: Amsterdam dinner from hell - YouTube Stay tu...

Today we take a special look behind the curtain at the Mormon Tabernacle, as we review "Bad Mormon" by Heather Gay! In this episode we: Talk way too long about magical Mormon undies Applaud Ms. Gay’s faith and discipline Share our thoughts on RHOSLC in general Join us for the cringe or be forever excommunicated! Connect with us on Instagram If you love our content and want to support the sho...

Let's take a deep dive into the literary genius of one of our favorite housewives, Bethenny Frankel, and a review of her second book "A Place of Yes". It's a vulnerable portrait of a young mogul in the making. It's advice you've heard before, packaged in the stylish, dysfunctional way that only the Skinnygirl diva can! It's vintage advice from vintage Bethenny! The Hilarious Highlights: Bethenny's...

In our final episode of our Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 1 rewatch, we enjoy cringing at the 'Lost Footage' from the season.  In an episode with very little new information, we find time to chat about so much! Maria's inner dance kid works through costume envy Wedding design by Rasputin Albert Manzo Sr.: more like Foghorn Leghorn or Snuffleupagus? Completely sexist fantasy football strateg...

Welcome back to our rewatch/recap of Season 1 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey!  On this episode, we recap part two of the reunion, in which your fabulous hosts: Enjoy another helping of Jersey gold Become Danielle's amateur psychologists Coin the term, 'hate-dar' Stay tuned until the end to hear the categories! Connect with us on Instagram If you love our content and want to support the show,...

Welcome to the recap of part 1 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 1 Reunion, in which we find ourselves deep in the midst of a hilarious, yet truly demented Color Me Beautiful session, and learn the definition of 'cleansiness'.   Once again, Michelle comes through and has some great insights on control issues, dinner etiquette, and Betty Boop! Michigan J. Frog also attends.  Stay tuned un...

Welcome back to our classic rewatch series, where we watch and recap classic Bravo TV shows.  Our adventure into New Jersey Season 1 continues, with a deep dive into the bonus dinner footage from this season. Along the way, we'll: Solve a mystery (take THAT J.B. Fletcher!!) Fall in love with Chris Laurita Dissect the 'table flip' at a level we never thought possible! Stick around until the end to...

Join us as we thoroughly and hilariously deconstruct the 'table flip heard round the world'! We stop laughing only to cringe as we compare Caroline Manzo to Jesus Christ and learn how to properly eat an oyster.  As always, there is talk of bubbies! Check out the Bravo Docket Podcast episode on the Manzo's that we reference in this episode here! Stay tuned until the end to hear the categories! Conn...

We hit the halfway point in our first rewatch & can't stop cringing & talking about it! In an episode full of t*ts, we manage to quote Shakespeare and Dylan Thomas. And finally, we ask the age-old question: How do you like your nothing burger--with or without cheese? Stay tuned until the end to hear the categories! Connect with us on Instagram If you love our content and want to support th...

Next up in our classic rewatch series-RHONJ Season 1, Episode 4, in which Maria & MIchelle: Extole the virtues of Ballroom Dancing Wish they were in Cyprus Clutch their imaginary pearls when 'The Book' is revealed Visit a skewed interpretation of the Rainforest Cafe Revel in the fashion disasters that only the late 2000's could provide.   You know you love to cringe... Connect with us on Insta...

We continue our rewatch/recap of Season 1 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, in which we: Meet a very fashionable tick Become entangled in the mystery of the 'Chucky' 'Skeeve' the entire thing!   Fire up your Peacock subscriptions and cringe along! Connect with us on Instagram If you love our content and want to support the show, please consider becoming a member of our Patreon community! By jo...

Welcome to Episode 2 of our New Jersey rewatch, In which your intrepid hosts: Cringe at a desperately long hug Encounter Baby Hulk in her natural habitat Find ourselves trapped in onyx inside a hideous French Chateau   Be sure to head over to Instagram to see the pictures we refer to in this episode--they are Jersey gold!  Enjoy! Connect with us on Instagram If you love our content and want to sup...

Join us as we rewatch, recap, and in most cases, re-cringe at classic Bravo TV shows! Welcome to the first episode of our RHONJ rewatch where Michelle & Maria: Meet our cast, Find Waldo Weigh in on phone sex  Cringe hard at 90's fashion   Connect with us on Instagram If you love our content and want to support the show, please consider becoming a member of our Patreon community! By joining, yo...