Clock Punchers Network

Punch the Clock

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A comedy podcast brought to you buy three semi professionals, on their lunch break. Join Justin, Marshal, Noelle, and a random coworker, from their office they forced to be a guest, as they debate the pressing questions. Such as: What Olympic sport would you add? Why did they hire Dracula? How would you smuggle a rat into the office? and many more! New episodes come out every Friday! Send your questions in to:punchtheclocks@gmail.com:)

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Episode 28: The MothMan is A Good Looking Cryptid! Featuring: Will 11.03.2022 15:29

In today's episode. Marshal, Justin, Noelle and their guest Will, catch Mothman fever, they help reddit, and figure out which sport airbud should play next! We hope you will enjoy! Send you questions to: punchtheclocks@gmail.com

Episode 27: The One Where Marshal and Nancy Hate on "Friends"! Featiring: Nancy 04.03.2022 1:02:18

In today's episode, the gang and their guest Nancy, discuss why friends is a bad show, make a video game, and determine which animal should never get human hands. We hope you will enjoy! Send you questions to: punchtheclocks@gmail.com

Episode 26: Declaring the best John Featuring: Nobody 25.02.2022 1:04:14

In today's episode, the gang talk about feet, and find the best John to ever exist! We hope you will enjoy! Send your questions to: punchtheclocks@gmail.com

Episode 25: Noelle is a Neanderthal Spy for Iceland! Featuring: Noelle 18.02.2022 1:00:39

Today, The boys and their guest Noelle, determine who is a spy, reinstall windows xp, and find out what a liger looks like. We hope you will enjoy! Send your questions to: punchtheclocks@gmail.com

Episode 24: And the award for best ad read goes to!!!!! Featuring: Nick from I.T. 11.02.2022 1:00:05

Today we recorded inside of an echo chamber.... Seriously skip to the 30 minute mark it gets better. Send your emails into: punchtheclocks@gmail.com

Episode 23: THe Ground Hog died! On Gound hog's day! Featuring: Devin, Vice President of Operations 04.02.2022 1:02:46

In this episode, we waste the time of the Vice President of Operations in a $1B+ company, aka Devin! Will he fire us live on the show?!?! We hope you will enjoy! Send your questions to: punchtheclocks@gmail.com

Episode 22: Grand Theft Auto Should Be Legal Once You are 100! Featuring: Scott G. 28.01.2022 1:02:15

Disclaimer: We have no affiliation with North Korea, and do not approve of their actions! We hope you will enjoy! Send your questions to: punchtheclocks@gmail.com

Episode 21: Living with 32 cats and an Orangutan! Featuring: Pam 21.01.2022 58:46

In today's episode, the boys and Justin's boss Pam, discuss how to get to Vegas, how many cats is too many, and what there spirit animals are! We hope you will enjoy! Send your questions to: punchtheclocks@gmail.com 

Episode 20: The best flavor of dorito's is not NACHO! Featuring: Eric and Diana 14.01.2022 1:02:58

On today's episode we figure out the best flavor of Doritos's. Seriously that's it. We hope you will enjoy!

Episode 19: Wreck it Ralph will steal your copier! Featuring: Ralph 07.01.2022 1:02:43

In this episode, we reflect on bad customer service, say our good buys to Betty White, and we hate on wonder bread. We hope you will enjoy! Send emails to: punchtheclocks@gmail.com

New Years Eve bonus! Your FAQ's and we find the best episode of 2021! Featuring: NOBODY 31.12.2021 1:03:14

On this special bonus episode, we answer your frequently asked questions, and pick our favorite episode for the year. We hope you will enjoy!

Christmas Bonus Episode! What is the greatest Holiday movie of all time?!?!?!? Featuring: Noelle & Scott 25.12.2021 59:56

Do you need something to listen to, while assembling your kids Christmas presents? Need to get rid of your in laws? Well do we have the episode for you! In this special bonus episode, the boys with their guests, Noelle and Scott, determine what the best Holiday movie ever made was! So sit back relax while your kids open their presents and enjoy this uncensored episode! Link to the brackets: https:...

Episode 18: Diana will beat you up! Featuring: Diana & Nancy 17.12.2021 55:53

In today's episode, we discuss how Marshal got swindled, Justin impersonates a dead president, Nancy confirms that Marshal is secretly a golden retriever, and Diana threatens to beat us up! We hope you will enjoy! Send your questions into: punchtheclocks@gmail.com

Episode 17: How would you win the war on Christmas? Featuring: Rylee and "Justin" 10.12.2021 1:04:45

Today "Justin" and Marshal, along with Rylee, answer listener mail, disrespect flat Earthers and debut a new segment! We hope you will enjoy! Send in your questions to: punchtheclocks@gmail.com

Episode 16: Marshal Is a Golden Retriever Featuring: Erin 03.12.2021 56:52

Chill vibes all around on this episode. Bringing a relaxing energy that is much needed, after Thanksgiving. We hope you will enjoy! Send your questions into: punchtheclocks@gmail.com

Thanksgiving special! Featuring: Will and Louis 25.11.2021 57:15

Justin, Marshal, and their guests (Will and Louis) take on the one question that has plagued their listeners for centuries. "What is the best Thanksgiving dish?" We hope you will enjoy!  Bracket: https://bracketfights.com/create/the-greatest-thanksgiving-food-ever-20-31135 Will's Roasted vegetable recipe: https://damndelicious.net/2014/10/04/roasted-vegetables/ Send in your criticism to: punc...

Episode 15: Betty White is a robot controlled, by "Big Bread" and the Chinese Government! Featuring: Athena 19.11.2021 54:50

Today Marshal and Justin, with their guest Athena, uncover the conspiracy surrounding Betty White's long lifespan. Is she a drone controlled by the Chinese government and "Big Bread"? Only these three can find out! Send in your questions to: punchtheclocks@gmail.com  Punch the clocks' Christmas playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2Cueckq3RtPhIkPpcUucgR?si=d68c735e820a4335

Episode 14: Our Significant Other's Roast Us! Featuring: Marshal's Fiance 12.11.2021 39:31

In today's episode, The boys and their guest Marshal's Fiance, try to help some insane people, Marshal eats eggs in a Vegas airport, and Elise roasts him on air. We hope you will enjoy! Send you questions into: punchtheclocks@gmail.com

Halloween Special! 31.10.2021 51:40

On this very special Halloween bonus episode. Justin and Marshal are joined by Erin, Noelle, and Rylee. As they try to: Convince Justin to watch a movie other than Saw, Figure out which movie is the best to get you in the Mood for Halloween, and which movie is the scariest. Movie talked about are: Poltergeist 2, Saw, The Thing, Hereditary, and The Conjuring. 6 Content Warning: All of these movies...

Episode 13: Can I call the cops on a baby?! Featuring: Nick From IT 29.10.2021 59:38

In this episode the boys and their guest Nick from IT, discuss:  why Marshal was fired, which President deserves botox, and which sport should no longer exist. We hope you will enjoy! Send you questions into: punchtheclocks@gmail.com 

Episode 12 Hiring an Emotional Support Clown. Featuring: Louis 22.10.2021 55:18

Today the boys and their guest Louis determine which Nintendo character should be in jail. They try to answer who you should hire as emotional support when fired. Finally they consult Noodles the pug for their bones day forecast. We hope you will enjoy.  Warning, Marshal's mike was acting up so there are noticeable audio quality problems.  Send in your questions to: punchtheclocks@gmail....

Episode 11: "I could take Ronald McDonald in a fight!" Featuring. Will 15.10.2021 58:51

On todays episode, the boys and their guest try flaming hot mountain dew, try to get sued by McDonalds, and decide which veggie can go to hell. We hope you will enjoy! Send in your questions to: punchtheclocks@gmail.com

Episode 10: Mr. Nintendo's Speedo Pics and The New Mario Movie Featuring: Noelle 08.10.2021 1:01:25

Mr. Nintendo, CEO of Nintendo, the small video game company you have probably never heard of. Asks the boys and Noelle to fix their casting decisions for the upcoming Mario movie. We hope you will enjoy! Critical Flick: https://www.youtube.com/c/CriticalFlick Send in your questions to: punchtheclocks@gmail.com

Episode 9: Chickens control the tornado industry! Featuring. Scott G. 01.10.2021 51:09

I have no real description for this episode. We kinda just went on multiple tangents. Regardless though we hope you will enjoy the show! Send in your questions to: punchtheclocks@gmail.com

Episode 8: We're seeking $1million dollars for 5% of our company. Featuring: Erin 24.09.2021 53:42

On today's episode the boys and their guest Erin, tackle the pressing matters of this week. For starters what food should be ball form, why is chocolate Dr. Pepper a bad idea, why windbreakers caused global warming and more! Email in your questions here below! punchtheclocks@gmail.com Want to donate money, to support this podcast follow the link below! https://anchor.fm/punchtheclock/support=