Pump Talk: A Consideration of Vanderpump Rules

In a SHOCKING turn of events, that no one saw coming, Jax proposes to Brittany! We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and Instagram -- @talkpump.  Email us with corrections, comments or pump stories at talkpump@gmail.com

It's the end of Summer, but it's still hot at SUR! Kristen finally spills the beans about Jax, Scheana reveals her new hit single and Tom Sandoval gets revenge.  We also gloss over both reunions... We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and Instagram -- @talkpump.  Email us with corrections, comments or pump stories at talkpump@gmail.com

Stassi systematically seeks revenge in the lead up to the season 2 finale.  Nothing can stand in the way of her hand meeting Kristen's face.   We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and Instagram -- @talkpump.  Email us with corrections, comments or pump stories at talkpump@gmail.com coerces

Pandy plans Scheana's proposal and Shay shows up for it.  Kristen flees to Michigan to decide the fate of her and Tom's relationship and Jax spends a long weekend in jail.  We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and Instagram -- @talkpump.  Email us with corrections, comments or pump stories at talkpump@gmail.com coerces

Stassi decides to take the drama surrounding her birthday into her own hands. She coerces Jax into admitting that Tom and Ariana hooked up, made out, held pinkies..? She tells Kristen who then drinks ALL the tequila. Pirate ships are taken over, relationships are destroyed, ultimatums are made. Happy Halloween Everyone! We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and...

We were off last week so we are coming back with TWO re-caps, S2 E9 and 10! We see not one, but TWO disastrous dinner parties.  We hear Scheana's latest song and head to Cabo for Stassi's 25th Birthday.  We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and Instagram -- @talkpump.  Email us with corrections, comments or pump stories at talkpump@gmail.com

Stassi is on a hunt for the truth about Kristen and Jax and no one can stand in her way.   We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and Instagram -- @talkpump.  Email us with corrections, comments or pump stories at talkpump@gmail.com

It's Peter's 30th Birthday and there are plenty of drinks, lap dances and drama to go around.  Tequila Katie makes an appearance and secrets are spilled. Thank god for drunk texts.  We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and Instagram -- @talkpump.  Email us with corrections, comments or pump stories at talkpump@gmail.com

It's PRIDE and the SUR crew is gearing up with ANGEL WINGS! Everyone is there...except Kristen who is holding down the restaurant.  Jax doesn't have cancer, but his experience has him chasing down a ballerina and Stassi is not pleased.  We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and Instagram -- @talkpump.  Email us with corrections, comments or pump stories at talkp...

It's Guillermo's Birthday and Lisa wants to make it memorable! Katie and Stassi prepare a performance for the big event and Scheana picks up the cake.  Kristen is slowly unravelling while Tom and Ariana get flirty in a costume shop...oh and Jax might have cancer?  We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and Instagram -- @talkpump.  Email us with corrections, comme...

Watch out! There's a new girl at SUR and she is HOT! Ariana's presence has everyone questioning Tom and Kristens strength as a couple.  There's good reason for it too, Sandoval and Ariana's chemistry is off the charts.   We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and Instagram -- @talkpump.  Email us with corrections, comments or pump stories at talkpump@gmail.com

Jax has to jump through yet another hoop to get back into Stassi's good graces, he must make it past Dayna (AKA MILF MERMAID). Sandoval and Kristen are mending their relationship after Tom forgets to buy face wipes on his way home from band practice. Can everyone get it together for Pierce the Arrows epic performance? We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and In...

Scheana's munchausen syndrome is gaining momentum as she hobbles into another fight with Stassi. Jax makes Stassi a permanent part of himself in an attempt to get her back. Scheana ruins Schwartz's chances of working at SUR, all while Tom Sandoval  attempts to put together an IKEA coffee table.  We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and Instagram -- @talkpump. ...

It's season 2 of VPR, Stassi has made up with the other witches of WeHo leaving Scheana on the outs.  In an attempt to turn things around Scheana seeks out Pandy and Lisa as allies.  Kristen's life has taken a turn for the worst, she's been suspended from SUR and her relationship with Tom is rocky at best. BUT most importantly, wtf did Katie do to her hair?!

It's BFFs Scheana and Stassi vs. the rest of the Vanderpump Crew during this season one finale.  We also take a shallow dive into Lala's blockbuster hit movie "The Row". We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and Instagram -- @talkpump.  Email us with corrections, comments or pump stories at talkpump@gmail.com

We tie up bikini straps and loose ends in this season one finale! We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and Instagram -- @talkpump.  Email us with corrections, comments or pump stories at talkpump@gmail.com

Just when Peter thinks he's going to have a full staff at SUR an epic battle ensues between Stassi and Laura-Leigh. Will Laura-Leigh's Juilliard Technique be enough to beat the Swedish Princess? Only one SUR-ver will survive.   We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and Instagram -- @talkpump.  Email us with corrections, comments or pump stories at talkpump@gmail...

We see the cracks in two relationships this week, one because of toxic masculinity, the other...because of toxic masculinity.  Lisa has to have some tough conversations, trousers are down and one SUR employee won't survive.  We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and Instagram -- @talkpump.  Email us with corrections, comments or pump stories at talkpump@gmail.co...

There is trouble at SUR when Jax starts dating waitress Laura-Leigh. They're in love.  Lisa calls a meeting of Hunger Game proportions and lines are drawn. The only hope is Scheana's dance moves, can she get it together in time to save the day? Find out in this episode of PUMPTALK! We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and Instagram -- @talkpump.  Email us with...

Jax decides to surprise Stassi in Vegas. While he hides out in his hotel room he confesses his sins to Peter, let's just say it's a lot. Against Peter's advice Jax decides to make an appearance at dinner.  Drinks are thrown, shirts come off and Stassi is left in tears. Thank god for b-list friends.  We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and Instagram -- @talkpum...

 The witches of WeHo try to will Stassi and Jax back together, but Stassi has a new man in her life, Frank.  It's a tough battle, but Frank knocks Jax out in the last round with a possible pregnancy scandal. Spoiler, Jax's Cristal does not survive.  We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and Instagram -- @talkpump.  Email us with corrections, comments or pump sto...

We have another guest host this week, a Vanderpump Virgin! We talk online dating and first impressions.  It's PRIDE Week and Lisa is all about that pink fur, but a sunscreen incident has everyone up in arms and a relationship may not survive.  We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and Instagram -- @talkpump.  Email us with corrections, comments or pump stories a...

We're back at the beginning! The staff at SUR is young, hope-filled and filler-less.  We see relationships of past and come to terms with the probable truths of this first season.  Sandoval, you are Michael Jackson famous in our book!  We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and Instagram -- @talkpump.  Email us with corrections, comments or pump stories at talkpu...

It's the last episode of the season, we promise, and secrets are revealed! Like how the Vanderpump cast eludes hangovers, where Sandoval learned to play the trumpet and Scheana's first...well we won't spill everything.  We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and Instagram -- @talkpump.  Email us with corrections, comments or pump stories at talkpump@gmail.com

We finally figure out the feud between Lala and James, don't worry Lisa's there to mediate. Once again we investigate the "cushions" left near Jax's pool in Mexico  and determine nothing actually happened between Kristen and James, but don't ask Scheana she fast forwarded through all the good parts.  We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and Instagram -- @talkpu...