Puck 'Er Up

Recorded November 20, 2021. We retire "What's The Message, Gary," and talk about the state of the NHL, the state of the Capitals, and play a new game Amy came up with. Plus: a trip to New Jersey, a blowout Pens game, and how we can get Phil Kessel to DC.

Recorded October 10, 2021. Preseason's over! We talk crosschecking, Robin Lehner, Evander Kane (timestamp: 16:40-22:23), the Capitals' young talent, Keith Yandle, Marcus Johansson, Braden Holtby, and an extended edition of who he play for.

Recorded May 6, 2021. All our condolences to TJ Oshie. Then we talk about Tom Wilson for 45 minutes or however long this episode is.

Recorded May 2, 2021. On Taylor Hall not having to be the hero, Tom Wilson (but not about what you're thinking), PK vs Covid, Ovi's LBI, and Jakub Vrana in Detroit. Then we play an extensive game of Analyst/Coach/Real Estate Agent.

Recorded April 14, 2021. Vancouver vs. Covid vs. the NHL, the trade deadline, Ryan Reaves remains a piece of shit, and why you should be a New Jersey Devils fan if you feel like the Capitals betrayed you this week.

Recorded March 29, 2021. The Buffalo Sabres vs the Philadelphia Flyers, bad things happened to Brendan Lemieux and he deserved it, and we aren't really sure what the Capitals are doing with their defense but Laviolette definitely hates Siegenthaler, right? Bad takes on hot teams, Ralph Krueger gets fired, and the Baltimore Football Goth House.

Recorded March 10, 2021. Peter Hassett joins us to ask the biggest question, which is "WHAT IS THE FUCKING MESSAGE, GARY?" while the puppy cries the entire show (sorry). Also, how NHL coaches are like Highlanders, Evander Kane, whether or not Peter Laviolette hates Jonas Siegenthaler, Walter Gretzky, Jeff Skinner, a big fuck you to Jamie Benn, and try and convince Pete to post his own thighlights....

Recorded February 16, 2021. Coronavirus special! Who had it, what teams got games postponed because of it, and the miracle of how they possibly could've caught an aerosol-borne virus while playing hockey games! Also, Matt Calvert's pink visor, the very definition of boarding, the Vitek Vanecek defense squad, MANSCAPED! (the musical?), YouTube drama channels, the Cecil Hotel and Elisa Lam, and depl...

Recorded January 11, 2021. Is the season gonna happen? We don't know. We talk Evander Kane, Bill Belichick (?!), the new Capitals goalie tandem, and which member of BTS the Capitals would have as their bias. No, we don't know what the fuck is up with Julie's audio in this.

Recorded November 17, 2020. Julie and Amy go through the new Adidas Reverse Retro jerseys team by team.

Recorded October 24, 2020. Free Agency, the Wheel of Goalies, Nastya Ovechkina in hockey gear, and in depth discussion of Lush Toffee Apple Lip Scrub.

Recorded September 20, 2020. Ice, Ice, Baby. The President's Trophy Curse. A lot about Marcus Johansson getting traded to the Minnesota Wild. A super-sized "What's The Message, Gary?" segment, why Laviolette is fine all things considered, a very special anniversary, and a lot of waxing poetic about how much we love Anton Khudobin.

Recorded August 25, 2020. This is the Matt Niskanen Fan Episode. We also talk controversy (Jon Marchessault, Logan Couture, Mike Milbury), the Capitals getting eliminated from the playoffs, and officially turn into a Dallas Stars podcast for the rest of the season.

Recorded August 11, 2020. We don't know anymore, TBL v. CBJ is in 4OT. Alexis Lafreniere is going to be a Ranger and we feel sorry for him. Arby's jokes, the lusciousness of Radko Gudas's beard, and props to Ryan Reaves for probably the first and only time.

Recorded July 28, 2020. The NHL hiatus is over and so is ours. We chat Covid, Chayka, and Crossing, and and get in on the ground floor of Playoff Beard Ranking.

Recorded March 18, 2020. Julie, Amy, and Donya talk the Ultimate Buffalo Sabres Fan Experience, Pride Night with the Rangers, Rona Quarantine, and play Draft Class F*ck Marry Kill.

Recorded March 2, 2020. Donya joins us to talk trade deadline, why Michal Kempny deserves to be benched, and the Washington Capitals Cheer Squad. Oh, and somehow Ovi is a hoggle, after all.

Recorded February 19, 2020. The only Washington Capitals regular roster player that Ryan Reaves gets more average ice time than is Brendan Leipsic. Oh, and Bouwmeester, Dillon, the Stadium Series, and the Capitals' defense continues to suck.

Recorded January 30, 2020. Listener and Patron Elizabeth joins us as her birthday present to flog the All Star Game, to talk about how hard the Caps' power play sucks, how we'd fix the Caps' defense, and a dramatic reading of the synopsis of Seattle Sockeyes #1, which Julie and Elizabeth both immediately bought.

Recorded January 18, 2020. Winter Classic, Hockey N Heels, Wish Upon a Par. Laviolette, Gallant, Shero. Kassian vs. Tkachuck, Tortorella vs. the League, Matty P vs. the World. Tim Peel, Kelly Sutherland, Dan O'Halloran. Where's your Warren Foegele now, Carolina?

Recorded December 23, 2019. Henry airs grievances, Julie and Amy talk the Caps and Bruins and some shitshows, David Pastrnak wears great suits, and there's a delightful holiday tune.

Recorded December 5, 2019. Julie and Amy talk about racism in the NHL, why Robin Lehner needs to sit down and shut up, discipline in post-spitgate America, John Hynes's firing, and a lot more in a VERY delayed episode where Amy sounds like Kathleen Turner due to plague.

Recorded November 12, 2019. Julie and Amy talk the Nationals, Dustin Byfuglien, that "hit" by Tom Wilson on Tyson Barrie, and drag Jonas Siegenthaler for his shitty Halloween costume.

Recorded October 28, 2019. Julie and Amy talk World Series, how bad the Devils are, the Capitals' western Canada road swing, and David Pastrnak's suit game. Oh, and all the worst suggestions for the Capitals' Halloween costumes.

Recorded October 13, 2019. Donya joins Julie and Amy to talk about the Caps "losing streak," the Devils, the Sabres, and Captain the Caps Pup, along with Dylan Larkin's suit commercial.