Professor Melissa

Professor Melissa's Cruise Pod

Leisure EN ↓ 149 episodes

Welcome to Professor Melissa's Cruise Pod, your go-to guide for everything cruising! Tune in for top tips, savvy hacks, advice, and stories from a cruise enthusiast who’s been there and done it all (well, not "all", but a lot!). Whether you're planning your first voyage or looking to elevate your next trip... or, if you just love everything cruise-related, subscribe and tune in to the Cruise Pod.

Author

Professor Melissa

Category

Leisure

Podcast website

www.profmelissa.com

Latest episode

Jun 22, 2026

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Episodes

How to Crush Every Cruise Stop Like a Pro 14.05.2025

Sick of wasting your port days in overpriced bars and tourist traps? Here are my top tips to turn your short cruise stops into real-deal travel experiences.

Cruise Ship Murder, Pig Swim Mayhem, and Shocking Tax Reversal 14.05.2025

It’s been a big week in cruise news, with everything from shocking headlines to important updates for future cruisers. Here are the top cruise stories making waves this week, including a tragic incident on MSC Virtuosa, a health scare in the Bahamas, a controversial new fee in Mexico, and more. Don’t miss these updates if you’re cruising soon!

Grand Turk Cruise Guide: #1 Beach Tip, Big Mistakes to Avoid, and a Serious Legal Warning 06.05.2025

What if stepping off your cruise ship led you straight to a free beach day with no taxis, no tender boats, and no spending required? In this episode, Melissa, a cruising professor who loves honest advice, shares everything you need to know about Grand Turk, one of the Caribbean’s easiest and most relaxing ports. Whether you plan to chill by the ship or explore further, this guide will help you enj...

Carnival's Shocking Jubilee Brawl and Pineapple Ban | Cruise News 03.05.2025

In this episode of Cruise Pod, we cover the fallout from a brawl at Carnival's Galveston terminal, the surprising ban on upside-down pineapples, and Norwegian Cruise Line's efforts to trim costs while facing economic uncertainty. Plus, Port Canaveral is investing heavily in expansions, signaling continued demand for cruising.

Cruising the ABC Islands: The Ultimate Port Guide 29.04.2025

Planning a Caribbean cruise and curious about the ABC Islands—Aruba, Bonaire, and Curaçao? In this episode, I’m sharing what makes each of these stunning Dutch Caribbean islands unique and why they’re must-visits on any cruise itinerary.

Cruise SHOCKERS: Elevator Beatdown, Price Hikes & Surprise Cancellations 26.04.2025

This week’s cruise headlines are wild: violence at sea, new tech from Disney, and cruise cancellations from Carnival and MSC. Plus, a stunning new ship launch and a U.S. port’s historic cruise return.

Exploring Nassau, Bahamas: Top Must-Do Beach Resorts 24.04.2025

Some cruisers dislike Nassau, and some even opt to stay on the ship when visiting here. But me? I LOVE it! I just think a lot of folks make one simple mistake, and that paints a negative picture for them. When it comes to exploring Nassau the RIGHT way, especially when looking for a great beach day, here are my top must-do activities and places to visit.

Why Nassau Isn’t As Bad As You Think (if you do this) 22.04.2025

Think Nassau sucks? Well, you're not alone. Many cruisers dislike this port of call and some even opt to stay on the ship when visiting here. But me? I LOVE it! I just think a lot of folks do Nassau the wrong way.

Royal Caribbean Cancels AGAIN – What’s Going On? 19.04.2025

This week in cruise news: Carnival reveals massive ship and island upgrade plans, while Royal Caribbean cancels Labadee again. We dive into a heartbreaking cruise tragedy that highlights the importance of travel insurance. Plus, Norovirus is on the rise, the CDC cuts its cruise outbreak team, and new tax changes in Hawaii and Mexico could impact your cruise bill. Don't miss these major updates fro...

Cruising for FREE and Cheap? Tips, Tricks & Hacks! 16.04.2025

Is it really possible to cruise cost-effectively, or even for FREE, these days? Indeed, it is, and in this episode, you'll learn exactly how. I'll share my top tricks for getting free and heavily discounted cruises using casino reward programs, smart timing, and even travel agent perks. If you love cruising but hate overpaying, learn how to stretch your dollars. --------------------------------- L...

Unlocking Key West: A Cruiser's Guide to Florida's Quirky Paradise 10.04.2025

Is Key West just another cruise stop—or a quirky paradise worth exploring? In this episode, we’re diving into everything that makes Key West memorable, from roaming chickens and hidden gems to surprisingly amazing Key Lime Pie (hint: it might not be from a bakery!). Plus, we’ll share the best ways to get around, must-see spots near the port, and tips for making the most of your time without spendi...

New Ships, Shocking Cancellations, and a Secret to Free Cruises 07.04.2025

A major cruise line unexpectedly pulls out of Galveston, a luxury ship faces a serious health outbreak, and a fresh travel advisory. We’ve also got sneak peeks at new ships... and the secret to cruising for free.

The Dumbest Cruise Money Mistake (And How to Avoid It) 01.04.2025

Ever wonder how one small money mistake on a cruise could cost you hundreds? This episode breaks down the dumb things travelers do with their cash (and hi, it's me, I've done it too!) and how you can avoid it. ----------------------------------- Links Mentioned: Capital One Venture X card - https://bit.ly/4cbBF3U Travel Insurance for Cruisers - https://www.profmelissa.com/travelinsurance  

Cruise News | Cruise Shockers: Tragedies, Denied Boarding, Pirates & More 29.03.2025

This week in cruising has been eventful, including a heartbreaking incident involving a young passenger. From tragic cruise events to international travel advisories, this cruise news roundup brings essential updates for travelers.

Cruise Insurance Demystified: Real Talk from Someone Who Learned the Hard Way 26.03.2025

Do you think travel insurance is just a waste of money? What if not having it ends up costing you even more? In this episode, I talk about why cruise travel insurance matters and the things people don’t think about until it’s too late. I also share how I used to travel all the time without it—until I learned the hard way!

Roatan Cruise Port: Best Tips, Must-See Spots & What to Avoid! 20.03.2025

Roatan in Honduras is a stunning cruise port with crystal-clear waters, lush mountains, and some of the best snorkeling in the Caribbean. But before you step off your ship, there are a few important things to keep in mind.

Cruise Banned Items: What Not to Bring on Board (or Lose at Security!) 13.03.2025

What happens if you pack the wrong thing for your cruise and it's on the banned list? Don’t make the same mistakes I did! In this episode, I break down the latest banned items and the surprising rules that could land your belongings on the "naughty list." From Bluetooth speakers and outlet extenders to Wi-Fi devices, I share what you need to leave at home.

Are Cruises STILL Worth It? 05.03.2025

Are cruises still a great vacation deal, or are they becoming overpriced with all the extra fees? The industry has bounced back in a big way since 2020, but with rising cruise fares and extra onboard costs, some travelers are questioning if it’s still the best option. Tune in to hear my take on this topic and whether or not you’re best suited to book an all-inclusive resort instead.

Haters Exposed: The Ugly Truth About Cruising! 03.03.2025

There are quite a few cruise haters out there, and while I disagree with them completely, I want to try to understand them.

The Worst Cruise Stateroom and the Awning from Hell 25.02.2025

Is this the worst cruise stateroom ever? I recently sailed Carnival Mardi Gras and ended up with a less-than-desirable stateroom, and I want to ensure other cruisers are getting the best bang for their buck when it comes to picking the best stateroom

Cruise News: Why Carnival’s Controversial Curfew is a Good Idea 24.02.2025

Carnival cracks down on teens, Royal Caribbean flunks a CDC inspection, and a beloved Holland America pup gets a heartfelt farewell. Plus, Disney’s UK sailings, Carnival’s $600M private island, and a tax change that could raise cruise fares!

Sick at Sea: The Truth About Cruise Medical Costs 19.02.2025

What happens if you get sick on a cruise? Most people don’t think about it until they’re in the middle of the ocean, feeling awful and staring down a massive medical bill. In this episode, host Melissa shares her firsthand experience of getting sick on the Carnival Mardi Gras—and breaks down the shocking story of a man who racked up a $47,000 medical bill on a Norwegian cruise.

Costa Maya: Overrated or Underrated? 11.02.2025

Ever been to a cruise port that didn’t wow you at first? That was Costa Maya for many travelers—but there’s more to it than meets the eye. This episode explores the best ways to enjoy Costa Maya, from relaxing at beach clubs to visiting Mayan ruins or steering clear of common tourist traps. We also dive into why this port is so unpredictable, how to plan for cancellations, and what Royal Caribbean...

Cruise Pools Exposed: Clean or a Health Hazard? 05.02.2025

In this episode, Melissa breaks down the difference between saltwater and freshwater pools, why it matters for sensitive skin, and how often the water is changed. Whether you're a pool lover or prefer to lounge on deck, this episode is full of fun and useful tips to make your next cruise even better!

Solo Cruise Secrets: Tips for Your Best Trip Yet 29.01.2025

Curious about cruising solo and making it an unforgettable adventure? In this episode, Melissa shares practical tips for enjoying a safe, exciting, and fulfilling solo cruise. From selecting the best cruise line to meeting new people and planning memorable excursions, she breaks it all down. If solo travel feels intimidating, this episode will inspire you to take the leap and set sail on your own...

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