Probing the Wormhole: Stargate Discussion Podcast

Hathor, the mother of all snakes/plastic penises, shows up at SGC in tummy bling and a trenchcoat. She sexually assaults a bunch of guys (ahem, seduces them with her purple rain) and it's up to Carter and her Lady Militia to save the day. (Explicit)

Daniel dies! Not really. But he helps Underwater-Freddie-Krueger . . . uh, Nem . . . find out the fate of his long lost love. Pop psychology, Jack's grief-processing skills (or lack thereof) and shipper hugs are scrutinized. (Explict)

Teal'c reveals that he has a family on Chulak and that his son, Rya'c, will soon be implanted with a Goa'uld symbiote. With the help of his team, they return to Chulak. Will they save Rya'c? In this Teal'c-centered episode, we explore issues of slavery and Daniel's shittiness. (Explicit)

SG1 discovers that Ernest Littlefield has been stranded on an isolated planet for 50 years. Will Daniel's pursuit of knowledge keep him from what is most important? And will Catherine and Ernest find love again? Listen and find out! (Explicit)

Daniel makes a lucky guess that Thor is involved...somehow in the Stargate world. Daniel finally finds the one true thing that could save Shar-rae and Jack asks him to destroy it. Also: Come on, Stargate! The "good" white people gods vs. the "bad" brown people gods! Another episode that does not age well. (Explicit)

The moral of this episode is don't eat flowery pizza from a hot alien lady! Our team ends up on a planet where the inhabitants live for only 100 blissful days. The team has to race the clock to save O'Neill from a nano technology virus that threatens to kill him after he is drugged and sexually assaulted by an alien baby. (Explicit)

Who are these Nox anyway? In this episode, Malika expresses her love of hippies and wicker and we expound on the virtues and detriments of pacifism. (Explicit)

When O'Neill investigates a field full of broken blue crystals (that look remarkably like giant blue penises), he embarks on a journey through his past and comes to terms with the source of his deepest pain. Also, the crystals look like penises. We discuss the very deep and the very absurd aspects of this episode. (Explicit)

In this special mini-episode, we talk about our trip to the Salute to Stargate convention in Chicago! We learned a lot about gun safety from Joe Flanigan, heard vomit-inside-planes stories, and hob-nobbed with some friendly aliens. And Malika got a hug from the queen of sci-fi herself, Amanda Tapping! (Explicit)

Is it narcissism? Is it PTSD? Or is it just the sun? Find out what's in store for Hansen while we discuss the military's mental health treatment shortcomings and Sam's experience as a domestic violence survivor.

In this episode, the team members become cavepeople! Hairy, angry, highly sexualized cavepeople, only to be rescued by a medicine cabinet staple. We discuss RDA's acting choices and Dr. Frasier's awesomeness. And maybe that kiss too.

In discussing this universally-loathed episode we explore the many ways in which Stargate comes up short here. What's the worst part of this episode? Take your pick between the racism, sexism, historical inaccuracy, bad writing, and making Amanda Tapping wear that damn dress! Safe to say that this one does not age well.

Guess what? SGC has a surprise visitor! It's a Goa'uld and it's in Kawalsky! While Jack fights for his friend, Hammond continues to be a hardass, Teal'c tries to be helpful, and Sam and Daniel don't really do much of anything. We also discover that the Air Force takes their massages VERY seriously.

E - First episode! We meet our favorite sci-fi team as they discover the universe beyond the Stargate. There's nudity (for brown ladies only), horrendously bad dialogue, lots of sexual tension, and priests dressed like turtles. Also, what's with the caveman? Join us as we embark on our podcast journey!