Pro Football Juice

Hey errrbody!  It's time for Training Camp!  The fellas talk recent news, catch up on Keanu Reeves trivia, talk about the state of football and go off in so many tangents I can't even list them all!  Crack that 'cane and strap in!  It's THE JUICE!!!

Welcome to Season 6, ya'll!!  The fellas are back with special guest Regular Mike!  We have a lot to catch up on so buckle in for this mega double episode!  We're talking free agency way too after the fact and and get some draft talk in.  Pop those bots and strap on!   eeerrrrrr.....I mean strap in......wow.

Hey errrrrbody!  It's the Super Bowl episode!  We can call it the Super Bowl because, I mean.....what are the odds the NFL sees this and decides they want to sue us?  If anything that would put us on the map!  SUPER BOOOOOOWWWLLLL!!!!  Anyhoo, the fellas talk about the game and plays some fun trivia stuff as well!  It's a hoot!  Shoutout to Snowman and Smitty for...

Welcome back, Juicers!  Tonight the fellas take on a bot of champ and reveal their final picks for the JUICYS!!!  Excitement tore it's way through the fabric of this podcast, so make sure you're buckled in and have a clean pair of undies because just like camping, this 'cast is INTENSE!!!

Week 2 of the playoffs, Juicers!  Sadly the Vikes have graciously bowed out, but there is still a ton of good football in front of us!  The fellas talk about the remaining games and other news/notes from around the league.  They also talk a bit about stuff that doesn't pertain to anything.....weird, right?

Holy geez louise!  The Wild Card sure lived up to their name....wild.....indeed.  The fellas catch up on all of the fast and furious football action from the weekend and also discuss the recent coaching hires.  The C-boys got one!  Rejoice for the red-headed wonder is gone!  Now lets go into SF and run it down their throat!  #SKOL

It's Chancane season!  The fellas talk about the last week of the regular season and look forward to the Wild Card Playoff weekend.  There are a lot of Black Monday talks and how the All Pro team is jank AF.  It's a mind melter everyone.  Happy New Year!!

Happy Holidays to all of Juice Nation!  The playoffs are approaching post haste!  The fellas let us know all of the scenarios for the playoffs.  The fellas also dive deep into drunkenness as the Chancane flows.  WInners of the fantasy football leagues are revealed.  Strap in for some very lewd and belch-ridden podcasting!

It's Pro Bowl time!  The fellas break down the AFC/NFC rosters and some of the content is F'd up!!  So you know, enjoy that.  We also make our picks for this upcoming crucial week!!

The fellas get some spiffy new mics that don't work very well.  IT'S FANTASTIC!  We also get a glimpse as to what it's like to party with the boys, as they have both been drinking!  Buckle in to get the insights that most men only dare to think about with in the NFL thinksphere.  Also, guest Chris stops by for the first annual Funko Pop hour!!  We jammed it in all for the...

Holy geez!  It's fantasy football playoff madness!  League regular seasons are winding down.  Tune in to see how the fellas fared in their various leagues.  There's a lot of shizz to talk about in this one so sit back and crack a Steveweiser.

Wowiee!!  We've done it!  Fantasy football trade deadlines have come and gone for most leagues.  We talk about the happenings around the league and don't really talk about how the fellas are fighting.....BOOZE SOLVES EVERYTHING!!

Hey errbody!  It's a pretty fantasy football heavy episode!  The fellas basically just talk about their hot upcoming match-up in the Pro Football Juice League, then other stuff.  We catch you up on all the latest news, too....'n junk.  Take a peek!

The biggest game of the year is over and we have a winner.  The fellas analyze the game, make picks and talk about the news around the league.  Only for a little bit tho.  Mostly it was about 90s cartoons, let's be honest.

Heyoooo!!  Holy shizz the fellas have a crazy big bottle of chancane courtesy of listener IndyHawk!!  This episode is also brought to you by EZ Floorz.  EZ Floorz, they take the bore, out of replacing your floor!  ezfloorz.com

Pop those Chancane bottles ladies and gents cuz it's time for the fellas to lay our their Midseason Juicy Awards, aka The Half Masters (in your best Jim Nance voice).  This episode is just a delight.  We f'd around for a bit too long and then rushed the picks at the end!  Wait...I'm being told that is what happens every time.  Well....then....shut up.  ENJOY!!

The trade deadline is looming, Juicers, so let's get pumped up!!  The fellas talk about all of the hot scenarios and rumors from around the league.  This episode sponsored by Dell, Perogies and Pancheros.  "Chips and Queso?  I say Let's GO!"  Pancheros.  IT'S ALL ABOUT THE PEROGIES!

Hello errrbody!  Nick is back from Seattle and we're ready to roll.  The fellas talk about all of the stuff that is going on in the NFL.  RAD!  There was a slight audio issue at about the 13 minute mark so it might seem like time itself folds in on itself.  Don't panic and make sure you have your towel.

HOY!  The fellas are all fired up for this one!  They talk about....wait for it...FOOTBALL!!!  Breaking down the top players at their positions this week, about who is killing it and who is....not...killing it.  Anyhoo, buckle up because the real question here is:  How many perogies can you fit in that mouth???

Holy geez louise this one sounds like garbage.  Our shizz was all messed up.  No live stream, no quality audio.  The fellas talk about stuff if you can hear it.  DAMMIT!!

Hoo boy, we've done it again, sir!  The fellas talk about all the hot Week 3 action.  We get their take on the young QB guns that have come in to the league in the last few years, they talk about the "Mannequin" movie series a bit, we get their Week 4 picks and there's even a spider murder!  How do they come up with this stuff??  It's amazing.

HoHoooooooo!!  The fellas are on fire tonight!  Nick's not drinking, WHAT'S THAT??  Did I hear correctly?  The poor guy hurt his back so he's on painkillers so it's all good, don't panic.  So many QBs got injured it was craze-balls.  It's like the  dang Thunderdome out there.  Anyhoo, give 'er a listed would ya?

Week 1 is in the books, hosers!  The fellas talk about the news from around the news.  What??  I mean the news from Week 1!  There's some injuries...and some allegations...that's all I'm saying.  We get nuts on this one, HOLY GEEZ!!

Heyoooo!!!  It's a new Football Season which means the fellas crack the CHANCANE!!  The fellas break down all of the surprising roster cuts and make their week 1 predictions!  Oh yea, and the audio is apparently F'd up for the first 16 minutes!!  But then we got tired, HOORAY!!

We had some technical issues that ended up getting fixed, but we missed the pop of the chancane bottles BOOOO!!  The fellas give us their official prejac picks of the year.  Who will win the major awards at the end of this season???  Only one way to find out.