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The secondary facility is back online and it's time to find the Great Wizard Dave. And more importantly, meet back up with Grickx and Steamboat! Grickx is back, baby! Vons finds a shiny. Jyessi knows how to talk to teens. Cool Vons wants to know what's hot and what's not. Steamboat Willie knows the rules of the game. Wealdroa tries to squeeze truth from a stone. Check us out online! We're at https...

It's time for our 2025 Solstice Special! The party has a sweet cozy time on the Solstice where absolutely nothing goes wrong. Just kidding. The CK would never let that happen! Vons feels a little stiff. Jyessi gets an unenviable designation. Wealthy faces an old foe. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

Each party member sees their reflection in the eyes of the Nonocculus. There's a brief moment of eye contact, where it seems the two sides of this fight might finally understand each other and find peace. It shoots deadly magic at them, instead. Cool Vons sets fire on fire. Wealdroa feels sick. Jyessi gets hype. Original Recipe Vons ponders parenting. Check us out online! We're at https://www.prim...

The party tries to regroup, which is going to be tricky given three of the four of them are holed up behind barricades. Good communication is the only thing that can save them. …They're doomed. Original Recipe Vons makes some noise. Wealdroa pokes something with a stick. Jyessi needs to work on her scene framing. Cool Vons explains a classic. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattrib...

The dreaded creature gives chase! To one squad. The others, meanwhile, bravely take advantage of the distraction and keep exploring to figure this place out. Clearly equally perilous situations. Weldroa goes down the hatch. Cool Vons has a very close encounter. Jyessi doesn't sugar coat the truth. OG Vons is an old man. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The split party moves swift and silent as they search the facility for clues on how to get it back up and running, all while being stalked by sinister creatures. Or, at least, they try to. OG Vons tries to build a sense of safety. Jyessi hears a chorus cry out. Weldroa frets about friends. Cool Vons goes under the clothes. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party enters a place full of the signs of struggle, magic gone wrong, and death. Then a strange song drifts up from the depths… Original Recipe Vons searches for a smackerel. Wealthy has a theory. Cool Vons finds a reference volume. Jyessi asks for directions. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party arrives at the secondary facility and attempts to get inside. Easier said than done. I'm sure there's no good reason for these barriers. Or the written warnings. It's fine. Wealdroa has a bone to pick with everyone. Cool Vons gets methodical. Jyessi does forensics. Original Recipe Vons finally finishes off Billy. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

It's our annual Halloween special! Vons is on the beach. The skies are grey, the rocks are alarmingly non-slick, and he has no idea how he got there. It begins to rain. But there's a familiar building nearby. Surely it's safe in there. Vons tries a subscription model. Jyessi pushes a ball. Grickx knows pool as she is played. Wealthy sucks someone in. Check us out online! We're at https://www.prima...

We finish out Punch Buddies Club(house)! There is: a twist. Also, violence! Vons only wants what's best for his buddy. Jyessi feels left out. Driving goes poorly for everyone. Gex is something beautiful. Philadelphia makes an appearance. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com P.S. Our Halloween episode should be out later this week!

We're taking a quick break from our regularly-scheduled adventure due to irregular schedules! In its stead we present another fine Acting for your enjoyment. I'm sure you'll never guess what it is from the title. Jyessi is defined by stuff. Vons is so cool he gives Cool Vons a run for his money. Lucky gives into player bleed. Gex has faith in people's critical thinking skills. Check us out online!...

The party scrambles to secure the flooded crystal chamber as cracks in its magic core threaten a breach that could kill them all. All they have to do is kill the enemies threatening to crush them, fix several subsystems, try to pump out a few hundred thousand cubic feet of water, and make sure the core doesn't explode while they do it. Easy. Steamboat Willie has spear-it. Vons sticks to tested sol...

Fights in whirlpools and on treacherous catwalks, forgetting to take care of yourself, extreme sports, and plumbing issues. It's like college all over again. Original Recipe Vons finds an AOE sympathizer. Jyessi grooves to good vibrations. Steamboat Willie isn't a loon; he's a gannet. Weldroa gets Vons's good shit. Cool Vons cuts a lifeline. Grickx is The Great Communicator. Check us out online! W...

As they delve on towards the core, the party encounters a large room full of water. Historically, nothing bad has ever happened in these, so there's nothing to worry about. Oh wait, was that the highly-immersive sound of someone being pulled under the water??? Cool Vons pulls a knife. Weldroa embraces the Iron Age. Steamboat Willie drinks underwater. Original Recipe Vons shoots his shot. Jyessi ma...

We conclude The Number Grid! With the lobby successfully conquered, Shades and Trio take flight to rescue Mephistopheles. Will the pair reach them before Agent Blacksmith can break them and get the access codes to The Narrows? Who will turn out to be The Guy? How far off the rails can the plot go in a single session? Listen to find out! Grickx joins the rotary club. Jyessi gives critical feedback....

The Number Grid continues! The party is heading to meet Delphi and find out if Shades truly is The Guy. What will she see in his future? Jyessi knows what's a thing. Grickx misuses cleaning equipment. Wealthy channels the power of anime. Vons has his mouth full. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

We take a break from our regularly-scheduled delve towards the core to do an acting! Fan Favorite Gex directs as we tell the story of Mr. Grickx Koboldson, a simple computer programmer... Grickx is like woah. Wealthy makes heart eyes at a professional level. Jyessi gives directions. Vons wears a white suit. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com P.S. Scheduling note: The Nu...

Having finally mastered time itself (in a very specific way in a very small area), the party resumes their journey to the core of the Arx. It's time to regroup with the rest of their delve crew, cement their plans, and most importantly of all: figure out how to best transport the goat. Steamboat Willie tries out for The Moth. Jyessi shows the wisdom of asking for help. Original Recipe Vons hears a...

The temple has become unstuck in time, and the party's determined to fix it while also averting a potential apocalypse. It's all very stressful! At least there's snacks? Steamboat Willie holds hands. Jyessi socially defaults. Cool Vons asks how someone's doing. Weldroa learns a new trick. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party tries to puzzle out the mysteries of this dark and eldritch temple. Buttons are pressed, notes are taken, blobs are blorped, and more! They even hatch a plan to try and take advantage of this place's strange ways to not just survive, but thrive. Steamboat Willie takes a side. Cool Vons leans on his charisma. Wealdroa falls down. Jyessi wins a race. Check us out online! We're at https://w...

The temple is dark and deep and full of strange things. Mysterious crystals, collapsed passages, and an all-encompassing mist are just the start. The party isn't deterred, though. Let's see how they do. Cool Vons feels around. Steamboat Willie pushes through. Weldroa uses the rubber band technique. Jyessi opens a drawer. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party attempts to escape an anthill: part 2 in an ongoing saga. Including a couple more firelit hangouts! Steamboat Willie falls with style. Jyessi's mom-senses are tingling. Grickx follows the leader. Cool "Baja Blast" Vons sees the signs. Wealdroa wants in. Original Recipe Vons attempts The Talk. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The ants have been defeated, at least for now, by the mighty power of bad smells. The party tries to find their way out of this anthill and back down towards the core. Tries. Grickx asks the question everyone's been thinking about. Jyessi bumps a shoulder. Cool Vons assesses the damage. Weldroa wonders what happened to an old friend. Vons and Steamboat Willie catch some zzz's. Check us out online!...

It's time for the thrilling conclusion to Sword Sprinter! Our sword sprinters survived a construct attack and took down one suspect, with only an 80's-movie-acceptable number of bystander casualties, but they still have the remaining three to catch. Including the most dastardly of all: their ringleader, Mit. Lucky considers the gravity of the situation. Vons brings an electric energy to the EDM sc...

It's time for another acting! Whit takes the CK chair as we explore a dystopia... A *different* dystopia! Where a pack of rogue constructs is on the loose, and three of the best sword sprinters in history are brought out of retirement for one last case. Vons notices the wrong thing. Wealthy definitely knows how to approach a suspect. Lucky goes off-script with her sympathies. Check us out online!...