Louie and Yoatzi Castro

Pretty, Not Smart with Louie and Yoatzi Castro

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Pretty, Not Smart is a weekly podcast hosted by the prettiest sibling duo, Louie and Yoatzi Castro. Tune in every week as they share all the CHISME on what really happens in their everyday lives. Get ready for juicyyy conversations and fresh perspectivas on what it means to be bonita, inteligente, and everything in between! So put your make up on, do your hair, and listen to the hottest podcast you’ll ever hear. Because it’s ok to be Pretty, Not Smart.

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Louie and Yoatzi Castro

Episodes

Our Creepy Childhood Neighbors 05.06.2025 1:09:36

Louie and Yoatzi give an update on the neighbor drama. They also discuss string theory, creepy neighbors from childhood, and parents standing up for their kids. Huggies Little Snugglers, now with blowout protection in every direction* *Sizes 1-2. Huggies. We got you, baby. Go to zocdoc.com/prettynotsmart to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today #sponsored Book now at Booking.com! Head t...

Louie was UNINVITED from the STITCH PREMIERE! 29.05.2025 1:14:01

We're back, flibbertigibbets! We're bouncing back from being sick at Disney World and talking about why Louie got uninvited from the Lilo & Stitch movie premiere. Huggies Little Snugglers, now with blowout protection in every direction* *Sizes 1-2. Huggies. We got you, baby. Book now at Booking.com! Use my code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/PRETTY10 Sponso...

Yoatzi has a STALKER 22.05.2025 1:12:54

Yoatzi is BACK and we have a new studio! We talk about the new baby, streaming vs. podcasting, and how to mind your business. Follow us on TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@prettynotsmartpod⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow the Podcast on IG: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@prettynotsmartpod⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Louie: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@louiecastro⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Yoatzi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@yoatzi⁠⁠⁠⁠ To watch our podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Yo9OopqvIsgK...

Andrea STOLE Yoatzi's SEAT 15.05.2025 1:14:12

Today Louie’s cohost is his little sister, Andrea! They discuss their favorite childhood moments, getting their bikes stolen, and the pressure of being the youngest sibling. Huggies Little Snugglers. The only diaper with blowout protection in every direction. Huggies. We got you, baby. Follow us on TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@prettynotsmartpod⁠⁠⁠ Follow the Podcast on IG: ⁠⁠⁠@prettynotsmart...

We Found Yoatzi's Replacement… adamrayokay 08.05.2025 1:14:04

This week, Louie is joined by a potential new cohost, AdamRayOkay! They take shots and put their friendship to the test. They also discuss their shared YouTube channel, being perceived as mean, and Adam’s unreleased podcast. Huggies Little Snugglers. The only diaper with blowout protection in every direction. Huggies. We got you, baby. Follow us on TikTok: ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@prettynotsmartp...

MEET YOATZI'S NEW BABY 01.05.2025 1:10:44

We’re back…with a tiny guest?! We catch up on Yoatzi’s pregnancy journey, changes at Coachella this year, and Louie’s thoughts on 75 Hard. Follow us on TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@prettynotsmartpod⁠ Follow the Podcast on IG: ⁠@prettynotsmartpod⁠ Follow Louie: ⁠@louiecastro⁠ Follow Yoatzi: ⁠@yoatzi⁠ To watch our podcast on YouTube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Yo9OopqvIsgKmzXX6UR_g⁠ Do...

Louie is MAD YOATZI ISN’T MARRIED YET 20.03.2025 1:03:35

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Louie Got CATFISHED 13.03.2025 1:12:33

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Dating A HATER 06.03.2025 1:06:29

Yoatzi dated an online HATER! Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@prettynotsmartpod Follow the Podcast on IG: @prettynotsmartpod Follow Louie: @louiecastro Follow Yoatzi: @yoatzi To watch our podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Yo9OopqvIsgKmzXX6UR_g Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart I...

We Give YOU Relationship Advice 27.02.2025 56:13

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Is AdamRayOkay a LIZARD?! 20.02.2025 1:21:59

Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://SHOPIFY.COM/pretty , ALL LOWERCASE. Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@prettynotsmartpod Follow the Podcast on IG: @prettynotsmartpod Follow Louie: @louiecastro Follow Yoatzi: @yoatzi To watch our podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Yo9OopqvIsgKmzXX6UR_g Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wher...

Yoatzi FINALLY Went to MEXICO 13.02.2025 1:04:55

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Yoatzi's Baby Names 06.02.2025 1:09:58

Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@prettynotsmartpod Follow the Podcast on IG: @prettynotsmartpod Follow Louie: @louiecastro Follow Yoatzi: @yoatzi To watch our podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Yo9OopqvIsgKmzXX6UR_g Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart If you like the show, telling...

We Need To RANT!! 30.01.2025 1:12:05

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The Ghost In Yoatzi's Picture 23.01.2025 1:04:51

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Fires, Immigration, and DACA 16.01.2025 1:08:57

EXPOSING OUR FAKE CONTENT 09.01.2025 1:12:00

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Who’s The Favorite Child? 02.01.2025 1:13:14

The Castro Sisters are all here! We decide who is our parents favorite and Andrea shares her New Year's Resolutions. Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@prettynotsmartpod Follow the Podcast on IG: @prettynotsmartpod Follow Louie: @louiecastro Follow Yoatzi: @yoatzi To watch our podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Yo9OopqvIsgKmzXX6UR_g Don’t forget to subscribe to the po...

Leaving ALL of This BS in 2024 26.12.2024 1:06:50

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James Charles Gets EMOTIONAL About His Career 19.12.2024 1:20:48

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Mary Ignores The HATE To Provide For Her FAMILY 12.12.2024 1:18:49

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YOATZI IS PREGNANT! 05.12.2024 1:14:03

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DOUBLE THE TROUBLE with the MURILLO TWINS 28.11.2024 1:29:45

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Our OCEAN Is Hiding A DARK SECRET 21.11.2024 1:21:31

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What We Don't Like About Louie 14.11.2024 1:07:38

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