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We review Detective Pikachu, a buddy comedy that proves Deadpool can totally work with a PG rating so long as he's small and furry and able to shoot lightning out of his butt.   CONTENT WARNING: drugs, cockfighting, caffeine addiction, genetic experimentation, massage via coercion, mind control, mild language.   Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.   Our theme musi...

We review Max Payne, the anti-hero's journey of Mark Wahlberg as he tries to find the men that murdered both his family and his ability to make more than one facial expression.   CONTENT WARNING: infanticide, drugs, murder, torture, conspiracy, hypothermia, childish insults, mild language.   Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.   Our theme music was composed by Jac...

We review Tekken, the dystopian future where corporations rule the world through televised gladiatorial combat and the reluctant rebel Jin Kazama proves that cyborg killing machines and urban missile strikes aren't nearly as deadly as the power of flashbacks.   CONTENT WARNING: totalitarian regimes, concubines, infidelity, mortal combat (with a c), implied sexual assault, murder, mild language.  ...

We review Assassin's Creed, where Michael Fassbender proves how hungry he is for the Apple of Eden by chewing so much scenery that there's none left for Jeremy Irons.   CONTENT WARNING: murder, imprisonment, genetic experimentation, religious cults, hostage negotiation, so much stabbing, mild language.   Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.   Our theme music was co...

We review Doom, the first person shooter with way too many players on the map at once. Is this adaptation a showcase of Wild Awesome Destruction, or just a Bad Film Grind?   CONTENT WARNING: biological manipulation/demonic possession, dismemberment, decapitation, disobeying the chain of command, mass murder, mild language.   Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.   O...

We review Prince of Persia, where a time reversing dagger is almost normal in a world offering corrupt ostrich races and snake launching assassins.    CONTENT WARNING: regicide, suicide, assault with a deadly overcoat, snakes, mild language.   Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.   Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feer...

We review Warcraft, based on the real time strategy series from the 1990s where Orcs and Humans battle to the death over who has the best lore.   CONTENT WARNING: slavery, mass sacrifice, demonic possession, regicide, castration, mild language.   Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.   Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam F...

We review Double Dragon, where Zero from John Wick multiplies his strength by 20% of the Party of Five, to subtract the T-1000 and his frosted tips from New Angeles.    CONTENT WARNING: gang violence, child soldiers, sibling abuse, strangulation, acid rain, mild language.   Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.   Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and per...

In our first episode, we review the Tomb Raider reboot released in 2018.   CONTENT WARNING: murder, slavery, biohazards, booby traps, mild language.   Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.   Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.

A brief introduction of our podcast.    Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr. Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.