Mike Burns

POWER MOVES with Mike Burns

Comedy EN ↓ 265 episodes

Mike Burns and lifelong best/worst friend, Karl4Real, share their own intimate life stories as well as discussing power moves in the world of food, sports, entertainment, and pop culture in this weekly, cult driven, foul mouthed podcast. Recorded in beautiful Saginaw, MI.

Author

Mike Burns

Category

Comedy

Latest episode

Jul 24, 2025

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Episodes

172 - Nate Craig 27.05.2022

Dear friend, comedian Nate Craig joins Brido and Burns on the program. This one really escalates. See Nate record his new album at The Greenmill in Chicago on June 1st. Get tickets here: https://natecraig.com/ Pregame Episode: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

171 - Kyle Kinane 19.05.2022

A full hour with the god Kyle Kinane and of course, Brido & Burns. Sheeeyit. You know what this is. Riders enjoy a raw 30 minute Postgame with the fellas:  patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

170 - James Cromwell Starbucks Glue, 5th Grade Marijuana, and Chicken Pee Bucket Assault 12.05.2022

Brido joins for another barn burner: -James Cromwell glued his hand to a Starbucks counter over milk substitute charges. -5th graders from the kindergarten margarita school are doing weed. -A dispute over chicken poop escalates into a pee bucket bucket assault. Pregame for the full experience: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

169 - Chappelle Attack, Parliament Porn, and Gunpoint Cunnilingus 05.05.2022

Brido joins for this lovely buffet: -Dave Chappelle attacked at the Hollywood Bowl. -Pizza driver burned on lotto ticket. -Member of Paliament busted for porn at work, twice. -EgyptAir crashed by cigarettes. -Woman who tried to get oral with a gun sentenced. -Phone stroker dirtbag. Sorry for for the 2 mild tech glitches! PREGAME: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns  

168 - Outhouse Phone Rescue, Shots Fired on Golf Course, and Extreme Masturbation Near Death 28.04.2022

Miggy hit 3000, the Yankees are trash, Mike Tyson airplane beat down, a woman got stuck in an outhouse toilet, an old guy tried to kill a dog walker on the 15th hole, and a slapper almost died from tugging it. Brido rides successfully.  Bonus PREGAME episode: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

167 - Jerry West is Steamed, Wizard Wand, and Jose Cuervo Kindergarten 21.04.2022

An apology is demanded from HBO's Winning Time, a racist street wizard is running amock, and a bunch of little kids got loaded at school. Brido is a delight as usual. Enjoy the Pregame program: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

166 - Southwest Airlines Masturbation, Uncontrollable Defecation Homicide, and Wendy's DEA 14.04.2022

We're back in the home studio with your boy Brido for a guy who scams Wendy's with a fake badge for 2 years, a woman who claims her uncontollable pooping made her commit vehicular homicide, and real piece of garbage who tugged it 4 times on a flight for all to see. Pregame this week is fantastic: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

165 - LIVE in Chicago with Adam Burke & Sean Flannery 07.04.2022

This is as raw as it gets, Daddies. Thank you to The Lincoln Lodge, Adam, Sean, 80's, Kate, Mark Geary, Chicago, and you guys for being the best. Also, here's a 2 hour Pregame with Brido for the backers. All love: www.patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

164 - Oscar Slap and Gunned Down Jet Ski Maniac 31.03.2022

Brido is back to discuss: -Taylor Hawkins RIP -The Chris Rock and Will Smith Slap -Doritos Cost Cutting Chip Numbers -A Jet Skier Who Needed to Be Put Down 4/2 Chicago Tickets Bonus Pregame Episode

Cherry Picks Vol. 1 24.03.2022

With Brido away on assignment, enjoy this special best of edition, filled with the ripest stupid true crime stories from the days of wayback featuring Gnarly Zack and "B-Dubs" Brooks Wheelan. 'Memba when Gnarly had to sit on the balcony in the cold during lockdown? 'Memba that? Good times. 1. Duff McKagan 2. Intro 3. Duthsty Rhodes Promo 4. Supermarket Dad Fistfight 5. Proud Boy Shoots Peener Off...

163 - Meth Cop Test and Drone Strike Stabbing Revenge 17.03.2022

It's an action packed show with your boys breaking down: -Mike Tyson Holyfield Weed Gummies -Elon Musk vs. Putin -Tom Brady unretiring -Turn it Up or Turn it Down 2 -Florida Man has cops test his meth for bath salts -Date turns into attempted murder over US drone strike on Iran See Power Moves LIVE in Chicago: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/power-moves-with-mike-burns-live-tickets-292167750607 Prega...

162 - Leaf Blower Gun Assault, Porno Car Crash, and Turn it Up or Turn it Off 10.03.2022

Brido and I play a new music game called "Turn it Up or Turn it Off", a Detroit guy passes away watching porn while driving, and in Florida a man almost gets shot for using a leaf blower at 7:45 AM. POWER MOVES LIVE in Chicago 4/2: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/power-moves-with-mike-burns-live-tickets-292167750607 Pregame with us and hear some cringe childhood stories: patreon.com/powermoveswithmik...

161 - New York Sex Complaints, Nude Florida Lawyer, and Anti Vaxx Gun Threat 03.03.2022

Burns yells at Brido for making him try to remember the 2000 election, Hard Mountain Dew is coming, a lawyer in Florida gets naked drunk at a beach bar, and New Yorkers are getting crazy loud with their banging activities. Pregame: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

160 - Police Station Urinal Camera, Drunk Airport Suitcase Scooter, and Disney Family Brawl 17.02.2022

Aaron Rodgers wedding called off, Super Bowl hangovers, hidden pee camera at cop shop, the crazed case of a drunk woman on a suitcase scooter in Florida, and two sisters go buckwild at Disney World. Pregame: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

159 - Golden Corral Brawl, Man Loses Arm at Grocery Store, and Ice Fishing Prostitution 10.02.2022

And we're back! Took a snow day last week and went Patreon only. Brido joins this week for a brawl at Golden Corral, a dude who maybe cut his arm off at a grocery store, and a mayor who thinks ice fishing brings in prostitution. Bless you Daddies. Pregame episodes: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

158 - Shoe Goo, Pee, Kid Rock, and Weed 27.01.2022

Brido joins to breakdown the new Kid Rock single lyrics, a shoe store manager who goops in customer's sneakers, an anti vax guy who drinks his own pee, and..Burns does the show on too much THC. It's a really classy episode. Pregame: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

157 - Impotent Guy's Insulation Foam Fix and Los Angeles Train Robberies 20.01.2022

Brido joins for all this mess: -Burns thinks he has Covid-22 -Rappers being prosecuted from lyrics -Los Angeles has some crazy train robberies going on -A horny guy filled his limp peepis with insulation foam -Power Tube -Power Grooves Pregame episode: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

156 - Drake Hot Sauce Sex, Florida Glitter Attack, and Smoking is Cool Again 13.01.2022

Michael Jordan vs. Tom Brady, people are smoking cigs again, and Drake takes drastic steps to destroy his seed. Brido rocks it successfully on another fabulous episode of The People's Podcast. Hear the exclusive bonus companion episode every week at patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns and feel good about supporting this fine independent program that loves you back.

155 - 90 Day Fiance Fart Jars, Pabst Blue Ribbon Eat A**, and Hey Usher F*ck You B*tch 06.01.2022

Jeez, lotta profanity in that title. Kinda concerning? We're back 2022! And Brido is ready to rock your world. Jason DeRulo goes buckwild over Usher comment, PBR gets in troubs for a recommendation, some guy makes a grave error hopping an NYC turnstile, and a chick from 90 Day Fiance was selling farts for money. Pregame with us: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Weed: A Connoisseur's Guide to Ca...

154 - Bang, Marry, Erase from Existence Rides Again 16.12.2021

Brido and I discuss karaoke, 80's wrestling, Christmas lights, and play everyone's favorite game show, "BANG, MARRY, ERASE FROM EXISTENCE!" Support the show and get a bonus episode every week: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Weed: A Connoisseur's Guide to Cannabis

153 - Waffle House Meth Dealer, Explosive British Rectum, and Peener Ruler 09.12.2021

Brido after the show: "Wow, that episode got really naughty." -Karl Welzein gives a special congrats to newlyweds -A Waffle House cook gets busted for dealing meth -A WW2 memorabilia collector gets an anti tank shell stuck in his you know what -An Iowa guy gets busted for measuring his junk at the library Weekly Pregame Episode  

152 - OnlyFans Cop Car, Gun Shop Prank, and Kid Rock Lyrics Dissected 02.12.2021

And we're back from 'Ving Vacay. Brido will make you a plate of lefties. -Kid Rock's "Don't Tell Me How To Live" fully broken down. -911 called to get out of a speeding ticket. -Gun shop prank manslaughter. -OnlyFans recorded in a cop car. -Power Tube -Power Grooves Power Moves Holiday Merch Join us for the bonus Pregame every episode

151 - Mike Tyson Toad Venom, Door Dash Dumper, and Dog Bonin' 18.11.2021

In this top quality episode: -Big Toilet is high as giraffe p**** -A Door Dasher blows up a lobby garbage can -Plumbers brace for Brown Friday -Poo sticks (Joker face) -A dog humper gets busted -Mike Tyson brand Toad Venom You'll see. Brido rides shotgun. Get in the car. Pregame in the K-Money Club for Uniformed Political Commentary  

150 - Arby's Vodka, Joe Biden Long Fart, and Bad Prison Toilet Manners 11.11.2021

All in this exciting episode: Ab cramps, grown up clothes, Jeff Bezos girlfriend wants to bone Leo DiCaps, Arby's vodka, Joe Biden rips a big one, prison fart assault, and all the usual antics with your baby brother Brido. POWER MOVES: Pregame in the K-Money Club Advertising opportunities: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com

149 - Pizza Hut is Too Horny, The Beach is Too Horny, and Papa Karl 04.11.2021

Brido joins for: Frigid temps, Christmas music, Michael Jordan gambling with Jeremy Roenick, Pizza Hut's Horny Sauce, Beach Rubbin', Papa John is just Wealthy Dadboner, and other nonsense. Use code SGPBURNS at Points Bet Join the gang to hear the Pregame Show

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