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Popup Chinese

A re-incarnation of Popup Chinese podcast by Brendan O'Kane and David Lancashire.

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Jul 10, 2026

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Episodes

Popup Chinese — Intermediate: Blackout 25.04.2026

哎呀,怎么停电了?你是不是忘了买电了? Ahhh, it's a powerout? Did you forget to buy electricity? 不是啊,我昨天才买的呀! No. I bought some yesterday! 哦,那可能是保险丝断了。 Oh, then maybe the fuse has snapped. 不是吧,可能跳闸了吧,你看看。 That's not it. Maybe the breaker flipped. You take a look. 嗯,我去厨房看看吧。有没有手电啊? Oh, I'll go to the kitchen to see. Is there a flashlight? 嗯,...

Popup Chinese — Intermediate: Market for Lehmans 24.04.2026

嘿,哥们儿。你知道刚才谁打电话吗? Hey dude. Do you know who just called? 谁呀?我正忙着呢。一会儿再说。 Who? I'm busy right now. Let's talk about it later. 那我告儿你,就那个雷曼兄弟,那家风险投资银行。 Tell you what, it was Lehman Brothers, the investment bank. 啊,就是那快破产的那个。 What, the one that's almost bankrupt? 对,就是它。你知道他们说什么呀? Yeah, it exactly. Do you know what they...

Popup Chinese — Intermediate: Dude looks like a Lady 23.04.2026

哎,你看那男的多帅啊! Hey, look at how handsome that guy is! 帅什么呀,长得跟个女的似的。 Handsome? He looks like a girl. 你不懂,今年就流行这样的! You don't understand. That's in fashion this year! Learn this vocabulary

Popup Chinese — Intermediate: Network Down! 22.04.2026

哎,我说你那边儿网怎么样啊?我这边儿慢死了。 Hey, how's the Internet over there? It's ridiculously slow over here. 你别说了,我这儿也是。浏览器都打不开网页。 I don't want to hear about it, it sucks here too. My browser can't even open anything. 就是,下载一东西等半天呢。 Yeah, it's taking me ages to download a single thing. 你帮我看看那个端口是怎么回事啊。 Can you take a look at what's up with tha...

Popup Chinese — Elemenraty listening test: Customer Service 21.04.2026

先生您好。欢迎光临。请问有什么可以帮助您吗? Hello Mr., and welcome. Is there anything I can help you with? 一个A套餐。两瓶啤酒。 I'll have combo A, and two bottles of beer. 啤酒?我们这儿没有啤酒。 Beer? We don't have beer here. 二锅头也行。 Erguotou is also ok. 还二锅头?我们这儿也没有。 You want Erguotou? We don't have that either. 那你们这儿有什么酒啊? Then what alcoholic drinks do you have?...

Popup Chinese — Elementary: Give me a glass of warm sugar 20.04.2026

给我一听王老吉。 Give me a can of Wanglaoji. 冰的还是常温的? You want that cold or warm? 冰的。 Cold. 稍等。 Just a moment.

Popup Chinese — Elementary: Going to a Movie 19.04.2026

今天晚上有事吗? Got anything tonight? 没事。Nope. 那我们一起去看电影吧? Let's go watch a movie then, ok? 好呀。 Ok. Learn this vocabulary

Popup Chinese — Elementary: Questions about Sex 18.04.2026

你的狗真可爱。 Your dog is really cute. 谢谢。 Thanks. 公的母的? Is it male or female? 我怎么知道? How should I know? 你怎么不知道? How can you not know? 看不出来。 Can't tell the difference. Learn this vocabulary

Copy of Popup Chinese — Elementary: Andy Lau 17.04.2026

啊,那个是刘德华吗? Hey, is that Andy Lau? 谁呀? Who? 就是那个香港的,刘德华。 It's Andy Lau from Hong Kong. 刘什么? Andy who? 就是那个著名的,香港的,演员,歌手,刘德华。 It's the famous, Hong Kong actor and singer Andy Lau. 从来没听说过。 Never heard of him. 刘德华呀! Andy Lau! 哦,就是那个女的。 Oh, it's that girl. Learn this vocabulary

Popup Chinese — Elementary: The Grumbling Stomach 16.04.2026

哎,你肚子又叫了哎。 Hey, your stomach is growling again. 不可能,我今儿吃饭了。 That's not possible, I've already eaten today. 那还能是我的,很显然从你那儿来的声音。 No way it's mine, the sound clearly came from over by you. 这今天呀,绝对不是我的。肯定是你。 Today, it's absolutely not mine. It's definitely yours. 不可能,不可能,不可能。我肚子叫过。 No way, no way, no way. My stomach never growl...

Popup Chinese — Elementary: Wireless Internet 15.04.2026

请问你们这儿有WiFi吗? Excuse me, do you have WiFi? 什么? Huh? 有没有无线网络? Do you have wireless Internet? 哦,有。你有笔记本儿? Oh, yeah. You have a laptop? 我有。我想上网。 I do. I want to get online. 好的。 OK. Learn this vocabulary

Popup Chinese — Elementary: Running Late 14.04.2026

你迟到了。 You're late. 不好意思,不好意思。我又迟到了。 Sorry, sorry.... I'm late again. 你再迟到你就再也别出现了。 If you're late again, don't bother showing up again. Learn this vocabulary

Popup Chinese — Elementary: Guitar Hero 13.04.2026

啊,你会弹吉他。你学了多长时间了? Hey, you can play the guitar. How long have you been learning? 我没学多长时间…… 三个月吧。 I haven't studied long at all... about three months. 啊,弹得真不错。 Ah, you play pretty well. 谢谢。 Thanks. Learn this vocabulary

Popup Chinese — Elementary: Take off your Pants 12.04.2026

脱裤子。 Take off your pants. 啊? Huh? 脱裤子! Take off your pants! 干什么呀? What are you doing? 你脱不脱?不脱裤子怎么打针! If you don't take off your pants, how can I give you a shot? Learn this vocabulary

Popup Chinese — Elementary: Playing with Fire 11.04.2026

服务员! Server! 你好! Hello! 有火儿吗? Got a light? 这里不能吸烟。 There's no smoking here. 我不吸烟,我玩儿火! I'm not smoking. I want to play with fire. Learn this vocabulary Questions 1. Which of the following is not a viable expression in Chinese? a) 玩音乐 b) 玩钢琴 c) 玩电脑 d) 玩命 2. Which of these verbs can not take 火 as a direct object? a) 点 b) 放 c) 加 d) 烧 3. The non-smoking sec...

Popup Chinese — Elementary: Feline Aggression 10.04.2026

咪咪.... 咪咪.... Kitty.... kitty.... 过来.... 过来.... Come here.... come on over.... .... 过不过来? .... are you coming over or not? 啊! Ouch! 抓我! Scratched me! 坏蛋! Bad cat! Learn this vocabulary Questions: 1. The arch-rival of the cat in China is known as the: a) 羊 b) 鸡 c) 狗 d) 鸽子 2. How should you translate, “Come over and lend a hand?” a) 过来借我一只手 b) 你的手过来了 c) 过来你帮...

Popup Chinese — Absolute Beginners: Ordering the Bill 09.04.2026

买单。 Bill please! 哎,买单! Hey, can I get the bill! 服务员,买单! Waiter, the bill! 马上! Right away!

Popup Chinese — Absolute Beginners: What's Your Number? 08.04.2026

美女,你好。 Hello beautiful. 什么? What? 美女,你好! Hey beautiful! 听不见。 I can't hear you. 留个电话吧。 Give me your number. Learn this vocabulary

Popup Chinese — Absolute Beginners: Ordering Take Out 07.04.2026

喂,我想点餐。 Hi, I'd like to order a meal. 什么? What? 想叫外卖。 I want to order take-out. 啊,行。你要? Ah, OK. What do you want? 烤鸭。 Roast duck. Learn this vocabulary

Popup Chinese — Absolute Beginners: The Unsuccessful Haggle 06.04.2026

这个十块。 This is ten dollars. 五块。 Five dollars. 十块。 Ten dollars. 七块。 Seven dollars. 十块。 Ten dollars. 好。十块。 Ok. Ten dollars. Learn this vocabulary

Popup Chinese — Absolute Beginners: Working All Night 05.04.2026

你今天怎么样? How are you today? 我不怎么样。 I'm not too good. 为什么不怎么样? Why aren't you feeling so good? 因为我熬夜了,很累。 Because I was up all night, I'm tired. Learn this vocabulary

Popup Chinese — Absolute Beginners: An Unholy Smell 04.04.2026

谁放屁啦? Who farted? 不是我。 It wasn't me. 很臭啊。 That really smells. 你吧! It was you! Learn this vocabulary

Popup Chinese — Absolute Beginners: Thanks for the Tractor.... 03.04.2026

你别动! Don't move, you! 没事! Don't worry about it! 别动! Don't move! 没事! There's nothing wrong! 别动! Don't move! 没.... There's no.... Learn this vocabulary

Popup Chinese — Absolute Beginners: Love Triangle 02.04.2026

我爱你。 I love you. 你爱我,可是我爱他。 You love me, but I love him. 他爱你吗? Does he love you? 他爱你! He loves you. Learn this vocabulary

Popup Chinese — Intermediate: Porn for Panda 01.04.2026

今天烦死了,我让研究所里的熊猫看了6个小时A片儿,结果一动不动。 jīntiān fán sǐ le , wǒ ràng yánjiūsuǒ lǐ de xióngmāo kàn le liù ge xiǎoshí A piānr , jiéguǒ yīdòng bùdòng 。 Today was awful. I showed the pandas at the research institute six hours of pornography, and they didn't even move. 你给它们看的毛片儿可能质量不太好,换成蓝光的试试吧。 nǐ gěi tāmen kàn de máopiānr kěnéng zhìliàng bù tài hǎo...

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