Pop Culture Crisis

We are just ONE DAY AWAY From EPISODE 1000! Let's Go! 1) TOMB RAIDER Star Sophie Turner REFUSES to Play 'Sex Bombshell' Lara Croft 2) Influencer Mikayla Nogueira Milks Divorce For Social Media Clout 3) WUTHERING HEIGHTS Drives Women Wild With BookTok Degeneracy 4) SILENCE OF THE LAMBS Team REGRETS Buffalo Bill 5) Apple TV BURIES Cringe Show THE SAVANT, The Left Is FURIOUS

Hey Crisis Actors! Welcome back to the PCC WEEKEND UPDATE. Since the show went back to 5 days a week live I haven't had time to put these extra shows together but we are back! All of these topics were done outside of the regular show so as always this is brand new content for the loyal audio listeners. PCC episode 1000 is coming up and we are so grateful for your support.   1) Netflix CEO Admits t...

Friday! The best day! Let's Go! 1) Michelle Yeoh & Kevin James SHOOT DOWN Political Questions From Reporters 2) James Van Der Beek SLANDERED as MAGA After Tragic Death A 3) Brett Cooper Appears on Clavicular Stream Causing Online MELTDOWNS A 4) American Girl Dolls 'Modern Remake' Is a Disaster 5) Studies Show Gen Z Is the First Generation Dumber Than the Last

The Boys are back in town! 1) James Van Der Beek GoFundMe Raises OVER $1 Million in Under 24 Hours 2) Instagram ON TRIAL Over HORRIFIC Effects of Social Media Addiction 3) Brooklyn Beckham Represents The Cultural Push to ABANDON Your Family 4) Britney Spears Just Sold Her ENTIRE Music Catalogue 5) Hollywood PANICS as ANOTHER Strike Looms, AI Executives Get DEATH THREATS

Wednesday! Let's get into stuff! 1) Dawson's Creek Star James Van Der Beek Dead at Just 48 Years Old 2) Disney's Massive SNOW WHITE Failure Finally EXPOSED 3) Bella & Gigi Hadid  ACCUSED of SICK Acts in The Epstein Files 4) Olympic Gold Medalist Confesses CHEATING on Ex-GF on Live TV 5) Kurt Cobain's Death Allegedly a HOMICIDE, Says New Investigation 6) Toby Maguire ATTACKED For Dating 20 Year Old...

Colonel Kurtz is back! Lets talk about stuff! 1) Chappell Roan & More REVOLT Against Major Hollywood Agent Named in The Epstein Files 2) New Data Shows PLUMMETING Viewership For Bad Bunny's Halftime Show 3) Travis Kelce's Ex Kayla Nicole Takes Shots at Taylor Swift in Super Bowl Ad 4) WUTHERING HEIGHTS Will be Another Soulless Remake 'Updated For Modern Audiences' 5) Police Investigating 'Wife' of...

We are back! LFG! 1)0.0 Woke Bad Bunny Super Bowl Halftime Show MOGS Turning Point 2)0.1 Doja Cat GOES OFF on Celebrity Friends, 'Nobody Wants to Hear Your S***' 3)1 Olympic Opening Ceremony Sparks Another SATANIC PANIC 4)2 Clavicular ARRESTED After Causing Chaos on College Campus 5)3 Ye's Wife Bianca Censori Finally Explains Outrageous Public 'Outfits'

Happy Friday Crisis Actors! 1) New Look at Sophie Turner's Lara Croft Spells DISASTER For TOMB RAIDER SERIES 2) Kamala Harris Launches CRINGE Gen Z Democrat Hype House 3) Sydney Sweeney & Sabrina Carpenter BATTLE For Female Approval 4) 'Best New Artist' Olivia Dean CENSORED For Thanking Jesus at The Grammys 5) Savannah Guthrie's Mother STILL MISSING, Conspiracy Theories Allege Media Psyop 6) Halle...

Alex & Brandon are here! Let's Goooo! 1) Netflix CEO DENIES Having a Political Agenda in Senate Hearing 2) SUPERMAN Actor Dean Cain REJECTED by Convention Over Politics 3) The Grammys Ratings PLUMMET After Endless Celebrity Virtue Signaling 4) Actress Jennifer Esposito LOST EVERYTHING Trying to Make Her Own Movie Without a Studio 5) MELANIA Documentary Accused of FAKING Ticket Sales

Midweek is here, let's keep going! 1) Savannah Guthrie's Mother KIDNAPPED, Ransom Sent to TMZ 2) Jason Bateman SLAMMED For Rude Interview With Charli XCX 3) The Devil Wears Prada Sequel Looks LIFELESS 4) Minecraft Radicalizes Children With New Social Justice DLC 5) Kristen Stewart REFUSES to Take Accountability After Robert Pattinson Cheating Scandal

The amazing Colonel Kurtz is back! 1) Bob Iger's Reign of Terror OVER at Disney, Head of Parks Named His Replacement 2) NFL Commissioner Claims Bad Bunny Won't Get Political at The Super Bowl 3) Jay-Z, Harvey Weinstein & More Named in Recent Epstein File Dump 4)1 Billie Eilish SLAMMED After Grammys Virtue Signal Reveals Her House Is on STOLEN LAND 5)2 Kelly Osbourne Looks SICKLY at The Grammys 6)...

WE ARE BACK! 1) Everyone at The Grammys Was DESPERATE For Attention 2) STEP ASIDE Hollywood, Markiplier SMASHES Box Office With IRON LUNG 3) Christopher Nolan Facing BACKLASH Over Helen of Troy Race Swap With Lupita Nyong_o 4) Dumbledore Actor John Lithgow REFUSES to Cut Ties With JK Rowling 5) Robots PLOT Against Humanity on AI Social Media Network MOLTBOOK

Let's get the weekend started right! 1) Ariana Grande & Cynthia Erivo Snubbed by The Oscars Over CREEPY Relationship 2) Hollywood's Original Ideas Are WORSE Than Sequel Slop - A 3) Sydney Sweeney DENIES Being MAGA Barbie 4) Joe Rogan Gives Golden Globes The Middle Finger, Legacy Media DUSTED 5) Rich Celebs Tell Peasants to Skip Work to Own ICE

Alex & Brandon are back in studio! Let's Goooo! 1) Nepo Baby Odessa A'zion Begs Forgiveness & FIRES HERSELF From New Movie Over Race Swap 2) Hollywood Continues Non Stop Virtue Signaling Against ICE 3) Sydney Sweeney Breaks Box Office Record as Lingerie Line SELLS OUT in Hours 4) Melania Trump's Own Documentary Film Crew Say They Hope Her Film FLOPS 5) Was Actually Black, Jewish Woman, Claims New...

Mary is back as we conquer tech issues to bring you a brand new episode of PCC! 1) Billie Eilish Slams ICE in Performative Instagram Posts 2) Olivia Wilde DRAGS Gen Z For Hating Intimate Scenes 3) Margot Robbie & Jacob Elordi Get WAY TOO FRIENDLY on WUTHERING HEIGHTS Press Tour 4) Timothee Chalamet Oscar Chances IN TROUBLE After Safdie Brothers Scandal 5) TikTok's Viral Cheesecake Trend Could be a...

We are back from the snow storm! Colonel Kurtz is here! 1) Sydney Sweeney Caught LYING About Getting Implants? 2) Kanye West APOLOGIZES For Antisemitic Comments Ahead of Release of New Album BULLY 3) Tom Brady Admits His Divorce DESTROYED HIM 4) Taylor Swift FURIOUS Over Leaked Text Messages From Blake Lively's Battle With Justin Baldoni 5) Kristen Stewart WHINES That Actresses Get _Treated Like S...

The Amazing Colonel Kurtz is back! Let's Gooo! 1) Parent of Timothy Busfield Accuser VOWED REVENGE Before Accusations Were Made 2) Brittany Furlan Files RESTRAINING ORDER Against Ronnie Radke After Catfishing Incident 3) Taylor Swift MEAN GIRL Status EXPOSED In SHOCKING Texts With Blake Lively 4) Sony Executive EXPOSES Blake Lively as a TERRORIST on The Set of  IT ENDS WITH US 5) Nepo Baby Nicola...

Hey Crisis Actors! Let's Talk CIVIL WAR! Beckham Civil War That Is!!! 1) Billie Eilish WINS AWARD For Being Most Obnoxious Woke Pop Star 2) Lara Trump's FAILED Music Career Is a Joke 3) Nepo Baby Brooklyn Beckham Callls Out Parents For SABOTAGING His Marriage 4) Lil Tay COMPLAINS That OF Is Too Difficult 5) Hilary Duff's Comeback to Music Is Embarrassing AF

HEY CRISIS ACTORS! We've got a cure for the monday blues! 1) Zootopia 2 SMASHES Disney Box Office Record Despite Being Forgettable 2) The Government Is Promoting Milk in the CREEPIEST Way Possible 3) STRANGER THINGS Actor Finn Wolfhard Slams For 'Misogynist' Joke About 'Lady Parts' on SNL 4) Matt Damon GOES OFF on NETFLIX For Dumbing Down Scripts For Audiences 5) Clavicular BANNED From Miami Night...

FRIDAY! Weekend Crisis Actors UNITE! 1) Timothy Chalamet Deserves an Oscar For Promoting Marty Supreme 2) LANDMAN Character BLASTS Non-Binary Pronouns 3) Kathleen Kennedy Is Gone, Star Wars Is Already Dead 4) Toxic Influencer Couple Alex Eubank & Shelby Sapp Get Engaged After Filming Arguments 5) Gen Z Spreads 2016 Nostalgia All Over TikTok

Alex & Brandon from INVERTED WORLD are here in studio! 1) Amazon's TOMB RAIDER Facing A Cup of Backlash With Lara Croft First Look 2) Hailey Bieber Sends Lawyers After TikToker Julia Theis Citing DEFAMATION 3) Timothy Busfield Faces THIRD Allegation, Dropped by His Talent Agency 4) Grok BANS AI Photo Edits as X Comes Under Investigation 5) Golden Globe Viewership TANKS Again

Yo! New PCC! LET'S DO THIS! 1) Former Disney Teen Star BUSTED For Illicit Materials 2) Sydney Sweeney Poses With Israeli Hostages in Controversial Post, Scooter Braun to Blame 3) Sophie Rain Refuses to Pay James Fishback's Tax on OF Creators 4)2Journalists EXPOSE Erika Kirk Conspiracy Hidden in Her Outfits 5) Druski Skit Puts Megachurch Pastors ON BLAST

Aloha Crisis Actors! Colonel Kurtz is here today! Let's Go! 1) Disgusting Legacy Media SMEARS Sott Adams Moments After Death 2) Paramount CEO Won't Take No For an Answer, SUING Warner Bros 3) Jennifer Lawrence Announcing Hatred For Dogs Could Be Biggest PR Blunder in History 4) Timothy Busfield Is ON THE RUN, US Marshals Join The Search 5) Mattel Introduces First AUTISTIC Barbie to Join Inclusive...

WELCOME BACK CRISIS ACTORS! Hope ya'll had a good weekend! 1) HOME ALONE Actor Daniel Stern BUSTED For Pr-stitution 2) Celebs Push New George Floyd Narrative at The Golden Globes 3) Elon Musk Starts Custody Battle With Baby Momma Ashley St. Clair 4) Braindead Pop Stars Billie Eilish & Zara Larsson Proclaim Their LOVE For Criminals & Socialism 5) Jennette McCurdy Speaks Out About Dating iCarly Writ...

Friday, Friday GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAAAY! 1) Rich Celebs & Influencers TRAPPED at St. Barth's With Super Spreader STD 2) Target Promotes 'DUMP HIM' Man Hating Valentine's Day Merch 3) BREAKING White Actress Plays White Disney Princess in Live-Action TANGLED 4) Gen Z Nepo Baby Actress Odessa A'zion SLAMMED For Pretending to be Poor 5) Liberal Feminist's MAGA Transformation Gets WILD Reactions