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Poorly Made Police Podcast

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Poorly Made Police Memes

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Jul 4, 2026

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Episodes

S2E63 - The Chapstick Odyssey 05.11.2022

It's been a while since you got some poorly made dating advice, so what can I say but you're welcome. Joining me from previous dating podcasts I have KFrantadesigns, my snuggle buddy Tobias, and very Special guest CHIEF SHARRIS from River City PD (no it's not 2 hours of satire). We answer your questions, and talk about deal breakers in relationships. We also get into a discussion about random topi...

S2E62 - Bing Bong 02.11.2022

This episode I speak with a cop on the job in NYC.  I thought it was bad, it might be worse. But he has a good outlook. We learn about hiring, training, stop and frisk, why more people haven't left and much much more.  Please patronize and support the LEO businesses that made this podcast possible. How are First Responders hitting huge fitness / body/ health goals? Don't miss this one! F...

S2E61 - Ghetto Bidet 29.10.2022

This podcast we explore the paranormal. My guest is a 20 year cop out of Florida who is also a paranormal investigator. Taking the co host duties we have Silent Saul helping out. Our guest bird man tells us about his policing career and we have a discussion about policy and showing the new guys the ropes. We then get into the paranormal. I learn quite a bit about the different types of hauntings....

S2E60 - Not as bad as Minneapolis 26.10.2022

PMPM goes to Serbia. This podcast I have the pleasure of speaking with a cop in Serbia. He as a really interesting story on how he learned outside world views. I learn a lot about the mindset of eastern Europeans. My guest talks about the impact of the war in his area, views on the west, large scale corruption  and of course we talk about policing. He shares what the academy was like in Serbi...

Poorly Made message End of October 26.10.2022

Just a few quick notes on upcoming podcasts.  Looking for people looking for dating advice and looking for alien / extraterrestrial stories. Also I talk about the future of the podcast.  

S2E59 - The Poorly Made Mall Security Podcast 23.10.2022

This podcast I speak with a fire-fighter and a cop who both worked for me about 10 years ago in my life prior to law enforcement. It was fun to catch up with these guys and talk about the past and present.  We discuss how I was as a boss, mall stories, having a salary job, being dumb in your twenties, debtors prisons, how we viewed juvenile calls working security and now as cops, spooky stori...

S2E58 - Injuries inconsistent with life 19.10.2022

This episode I am joined by Matt from Worst responders (Poorly Made Fire Podcast?). Also co-hosting is Mr Scotch and briefly Ashoka. We talk about Matt's background and the birth of his page. We also learn if the Job is dead on the Fire side, and what type of issues they are facing. The conversation also leads to the lines of humor - it's all funny or nothing is? Or is there a line? We discuss the...

S2E57 - Ass out of you and me 16.10.2022

This podcast I speak with a cop who started in VA and lateralled to Texas (the land of ex's). He talks about the struggles of policing in rural areas, and the growing pains of lateralling to a different state. We also discuss De-escalation and the gift some cops have of being able to talk. Other topics discussed, ponies, are kids worse now, what does a blue falcon sound like, sharing gory photos,...

S2E56 - Generational Warfare #1 12.10.2022

This podcast I speak with a NC cop. The main topic is the different generations of Cops. My guest is a Gen Xer so he talks about what he had observed.  This is actually a good companion episode to the last podcast on mental health because we hit some mental health topics also.  We also discuss - Kudos, Over crowded jails, when to call the boss, and whipping shitties.  Anyone in Gen...

S2E55 - Trying to make sense of it all 09.10.2022

This podcast a listener joins the podcast to present a question on mental health. He works on a department that has had a lot of Officer suicides. Joining me to discuss this topic with me are - Tobias (many prior PMPM podcasts IL Cop),  Mr Scotch (@mr.scotch13 WV Cop, many prior podcasts) and Health Crossland (@4cite_llc , guest in Season one Episode 47).  We certainly don't solve the is...

S2E54 - Cemetery Slammers 05.10.2022

To kick off October and Spooky season we are doing scary stories. The stories were sent in by listeners (best story wins a coin, see the poll on Spotify).  Helping me with this podcast I have guest from many podcasts Ahsoka, also joining is Boomer from Ghost Patch (he actually has a decent headset this time). We read the stories and go on wild tangents as always. And a big announcement from B...

S2E53 - Love separated by the Ohio River 01.10.2022

This podcast my good buddies Ben - Thoughts of a Patrol Officer on Youtube, and Michael Scotch of West Virginia join the podcast to cover a ton of different topics. These topics include - Can ladies be cops? Articulation of UOF, A Taser debate, Charges when the Victim doesn't want to prosecute, Clear Orders, Tactics, the need for violence, and are Rookies are to be seen not heard?  Any time t...

S2E52 - Blake Shelton isn't fat 28.09.2022

You guys have been complaining the podcast has been well made lately. Your complaints have been heard and this one is really poorly made. This episode Tobias and I recount our experience at the Ghost Concert. Believe it or not we actually do talk about policing a little bit - a conversation about PC vs proof beyond a reasonable doubt.  We talk about my adventure driving to Illinois, bathroom etiqu...

S2E51 - Milk Sneeze Odyssey 24.09.2022

This episode is out of control. Some of my buddies and I have some booze and answer your questions, and tie up some loose ends on the Am I an Asshole episode. Better Call Saul and Tobias join me for this adventure. Topics include - Only Fans, Tiger King, When you knew, the Bee's and the Butterflies, and so much more.  Please support our sponsors who make this podcast possible. Sunday podcasts are...

S2E50 - A little bit of Pressure 21.09.2022

This podcast I speak with the man, the myth, the mustache - Ted from Fit Responder. Obviously we cover some topics regarding health and fitness but we also discuss following your passions, growing up watching cops, leaving California, In and Out, what the hell is wrong with kids, and so much more. Most importantly... Do Magic pill exist? Please patronize and support the LEO businesses that made th...

S249 - The Empire Strikes Back 18.09.2022

This podcast I speak with another UK cop. Really great insight into what it is like to be a big city cop in the UK. A lot of very similar problems yet a lot of it is different. My guest answers some of your questions, we discuss the royals, armed Officers, Dancing Cops, Woke training, and UK tactics.  Please support our sponsors who make this podcast possible. Sunday podcasts are brought to y...

S2E48 - Bananas 14.09.2022

This podcast two cops from the state of Georgia join the podcast. We talk about the state of policing in Georgia, baseball, coping, being an SRO, Uvalde, brass putting Officers at risk, and how shitty works comp is. These guys are both great story tellers and we discuss a critical incident they were involved in. A crazy OIS that literally has all sorts of twists and turns. Attentionally one of the...

S2E47 - Never Forget 11.09.2022

This episode we remember the attack on America on September 11th. I speak with 2 New York City Police Officers who responded to the towers.  https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/911-remembrance-anthony-agnelli-nypd/2018/09/10/id/881064/?fbclid=IwAR2pLzbrSyyLFuv81PUALknt9q4SYwE5ySW5_FJA6qbS3G1IGGZ7znsf7OE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Iw-1bOQNIA

S2E46 - The boundary of what is appropriate? 07.09.2022

This episode I speak with Melissa Williams. She is a former police LT. She made national headlines last year when she was under internal investigation for having an OnlyFans.  She comes on the podcast and discusses her policing career before we discuss the end of her career. She tells me how the page got started and how it became an issue with her employer? What do you think? Should active Co...

S2E45 - Am I the Asshole 04.09.2022

Join me and my collection of misfit toys in determining if y'all are assholes or not. Several folks wrote in. We discuss taking time off, blowing off calls, Moosen, and such much more. We also talk a little case law and go on a rant at the end about WTF is going on with kids these days.  Please support our sponsors who make this podcast possible. Sunday podcasts are brought to you by my frien...

S2E44 - Dutch Oven 31.08.2022

This podcast I am joined by a Cop from the Netherlands. Fantastic guy who tells me about what the job is like in Holland. We discuss hiring, academy, if they are allowed to carry, public perception, the red light district, banana shows, and so much more.  Please support the folks who make this podcast possible. How are First Responders hitting huge fitness / body/ health goals? Don't miss thi...

S2E43 - Dixie Normous 28.08.2022

This podcast I speak with a retired Florida cop, her career hit 4 different decades so we talk about her observations of the job changing. We also hear about the glory days when you were still allowed to have fun. She had experience in patrol, detectives, and as a community officer so we talk about the pros and cons of that assignment. We also talk about retirement and some thinks you should think...

S2E42 - If you're not going to do it, who is? 24.08.2022

This episode I speak with the voice behind the River City Police Department. No, this isn't 2 hours of satire. We talk about his career, which started prior to Rodney King. We talk about River City, how it started, and the feed back he has gotten. We discuss the upcoming crisis in law enforcement and obviously discuss "If you're not going to do it, who is? I also learnt that Frog's Boil.  Ple...

S2E41 - Just because you can, doesn't mean you should 21.08.2022

This podcast we discuss the in's and out's of the idea of just because you can doesn't mean you should. Joining the podcast, my pops (40 year cop), Silent Bob/Saul (PMPM's resident Lawyer/Cop), Mr Scotch (Cousin Lovin WV Cop), and Tobias (My good buddy, IL Cop). Some of the topics included - Use of Force, Suicidal subjects, Relations with co workers, FTO, Tickets, and Tows. We also discuss our own...

S2E40 - It starts with you dumbass 17.08.2022

This podcast my friends from Season 1 Episode 26 return to the podcast. We catch up with them to see how the last year has been. Our main topic is what we can do better. As an individual on the outside looking in, it seems hopeless. As much as it did on the inside. So we discuss some ideas to make things better. Lot's of wisdom and good thoughts from the guests. Perhaps making a personal sacrifice...

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