Pondering Pootan with Ajishio Taro & Hachimitsu Boy

Should I (42m) really WANT to go grocery shopping with my wife? So I'll try to make this short and can add some detail if needed. Married for almost 13 years, we have 3 kids, a house, she's a stay at home mom and I work full time. I work long hours, 50 hours, sometimes as many as 60, but lately it's been 48-52 hours. I'm a popular write-in comedian for a radio show that takes submissions. I do a l...

Ginormous Cooling Capacity A spacious nutsack makes room for up to a 360mm long & 125mm thick radiator on the side and adjustable top bracket that can house another 360mm radiator up to 68mm thick up above. Working together with the cold floor cooling at the bottom and spot for an additional fan at the rear of the sack, Connor has a total capacity of 10 fans in a fully populated scrotum. With...

Yes, really. It's said Connor can stretch his ball sack to the size of eight tatami mats. Of course it's more flexible than tatami, so it's way more useful. Connor is depicted using his nutbag as a suribachi and surikogi for grinding sesame seeds, a computer case, a microphone, a canopy… Support the network at exportaud.io ! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud...

Traveling in a fried-out taxi On a Feddie trail, head full of sesame, I met a strange lady, she made me nervous She took me in and gave me breakfast And she said, "It's me, Maeda, stop confusing me with my mom!" Support the network at exportaud.io ! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost Divers RSS: exportaud.io/ghostdivers The Show: @Po...

Listeners and proctoring staff alike where shocked to see what a major role this unpredictable bit has come to play. I still haven't given any thought as to which host is Ajishio Taro and which host is Hachimitsu Boy, though. In any case, a cohost will be playing a large role in this next volume—a dangerously large role. Support the network at exportaud.io ! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedu...

I remember the very, very first time that I listened to Pondering Pootan with Ajishio Taro & Hachimitsu Boy. It was sort of a benchmark, you might say, and I remember that this friend of mine that always got there first visited me with this little glass phone and this podcast with a cover that looked like a weird comic. And since I was a graduate of Dr. Kamiyama's, I figured there were no surp...

This auditory programming is rated TV-Y7 in the United States by the TV Parental Guidelines, signifying that the content is suitable for children 7 and older. It contains some elements that are not suitable for the TV-Y rating such as comedic violence, mild language, and a small amount of negativity. Support the network at exportaud.io ! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan R...

Two friends try and figure everything out. Join Ajishio Taro & Hachimitsu Boy as they delve into the weirdness of life, pop culture, and sesame seed grinding—and do their best to explain it as absurdly as they can. Write in to ghostdiverspod@gmail.com with your own questions and observations. Support the network at exportaud.io ! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS:...

Under the pen name Hachimitsu Boy, comedian Kamiyama Takashi investigates a sesame seed scandal involving Pootan alongside his comedic foil Ajishio Taro. However, their investigation is shut down when their source becomes silent and the radio show he writes into, which supports Pootan, puts a stop to their research. Support the network at exportaud.io ! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Po...

In podcasts like "Pondering Pootan with Ajishio Taro & Hachimitsu Boy" and "Ghost Divers Question Buckets," Connor often played the part of foolish cohost. Compared with Niamh (Nia), which is the epitome of persona-changing cohost, one saying is "Niamh has seven podcasting personae, Connor has eight." Connor is thus superior to Niamh in his characterful podcast bi...

Did you know that the gorilla from Cromartie High School wrote the light novel series Slayers? Support the network at exportaud.io ! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost Divers RSS: exportaud.io/ghostdivers The Show: @PonderPootan Niamh: @foxmomnia.exportaud.io Connor: @rabbleais.exportaud.io OP: “Ningen nante” by Yoshida Takuro ED: "Human”...

Welcome to The Pootan Encyclopedia Merry Christmas! We're a collaborative community website about the history of Pootan. This wiki covers all types of Pootan bits such as Niamh talks about vtubers, Connor talks about football, they both forget to read emails again, and more. If you want to add an article about your favorite Pootan bit, go ahead. Rules No swearing/bad language. No NSFW content on t...

Why am I supposed to upload a podcast? I still don't even really know what a podcast is. Support the network at exportaud.io ! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost Divers RSS: exportaud.io/ghostdivers The Show: @PonderPootan Niamh: @foxmomnia.exportaud.io Connor: @rabbleais.exportaud.io OP: “Ningen nante” by Yoshida Takuro ED: “Stranger in a str...

The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate. Entrusting his future to the gorilla, man clings to a dim hope. Yes, the banana sushi is the means by which all is revealed. Attaining one's dream requires a stern will and unfailing determination. The banana sushi is the means by which all is revealed. The silent voice within one's heart whispers the most profound wisdom. The ban...

Realize Pootan Rater, the only reason that I'm here right now is that I wanted to be... Support the network at exportaud.io ! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost Divers RSS: exportaud.io/ghostdivers The Show: @PonderPootan Niamh: @foxmomnia.exportaud.io Connor: @rabbleais.exportaud.io OP: “Ningen nante” by Yoshida Takuro ED: “Mother” by the Pol...

Dive into Gorilla Sushi! Support the network at exportaud.io ! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost Divers RSS: exportaud.io/ghostdivers The Show: @PonderPootan Niamh: @foxmomnia.exportaud.io Connor: @rabbleais.exportaud.io OP: “Ningen nante” by Yoshida Takuro ED: “Time is Tight” by the Clash Content Warnings for the Series: Dehumanization Viole...

In Latest Bid to Lord Over Sesame Seeds, One Man Tries Grinding Them Away At the Port of Cromartie, a shipping container holds new weapons in man's battle against one of his oldest adversaries: Sesamum indicum —the sesame seed. The mastermind behind this arsenal is Pootan, an eighth-grade dropout turned comedian who makes an unlikely merchant of paste. The sinewy 51-year-old, who favors animal cos...

I guess you'd call it cowardice But I'm not prepared to go on like this I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing the bit Support the network at exportaud.io ! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost Divers RSS: exportaud.io/ghostdivers The Show: @PonderPootan Niamh...

This episode goes out to all the yuri-loving long-haul truckers out there, don't think we've forgotten about you, make sure to look for the bear diner next time you're on I-77 in Ohio near the West Virginia border... Support the network at exportaud.io ! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost Divers RSS: exportaud.io/ghostdivers The Show: @PonderP...

Faketan, also called Fakootan, are fan-designed fictional animal costumes based on the Pootan franchise of comedy specials. While many such designs have been created purely as fan art, others are made specifically as hoaxes to fool fans into believing they will appear in future seasons of the show, or as unique costumes added to fan re-edits. The word Faketan is a portmanteau of the words fake and...

"This could be my theme song. I'm a cancer and spent so many years growing up at the beach in Hollywood, FL. I used to be a beauty in my youth but sadly, never found the right man. Now, at 57, I'm alone and Jesus is my man now but the sweet gospel cannot replace our great Rock and Roll ballads." "I am 71 and I always thought this was Rod Stewart." "Paul wrote this and was...

Niamh Schönherr has quit Pondering Pootan with Ajishio Taro & Hachimitsu Boy. The shock news must mean the end of Export Audio’s most famous podcast, which has been idolised by millions the world over for nearly three years. Today 36-year-old Schönherr will announce faer decision, and the reasons for it, in a no-holds-barred statement. It follows months of strife over policy in Export Audio, P...

I guess since we recorded these back to back, this one was also recorded entirely in a sauna. Support the network at exportaud.io ! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost Divers RSS: exportaud.io/ghostdivers The Show: @PonderPootan Niamh: @foxmomnia.exportaud.io Connor: @rabbleais OP: “Ningen nante” by Yoshida Takuro ED: “You Never Give Me Your Mo...

This episode was recorded entirely within a sauna. Support the network at exportaud.io ! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost Divers RSS: exportaud.io/ghostdivers The Show: @PonderPootan Niamh: @foxmomnia.bsky.social Connor: @rabbleais OP: “Ningen nante” by Yoshida Takuro ED: “Hotter Than Hell” by KIϟϟ

Announcing the first and only normal vtuber fan. Support the network at exportaud.io ! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost Divers RSS: exportaud.io/ghostdivers The Show: @PonderPootan Niamh: @foxmomnia.bsky.social Connor: @rabbleais OP: “Ningen nante” by Yoshida Takuro ED: “Summertime Blues” by Eddie Cochran