Pointless & Confused

Are Bush at the cool kids table? Once caught, how many months denying you banged the nanny is appropriate?

A nosey woman infiltrates the mind of a serial masterbator to bother children. There's a little thing called privacy, you know?

Meth fuelled problem child makes good album amongst orgies and inspite of crippling child hood tradgedies.

Charasmatic handsome people phone in performances on studio film dumped on Netflix. For 20 million, you'd do it too.

We discuess the album the Beatles threw in the bin that people can't stop talking about.

Jamie Fox agrees to drive Tom Cruise around L.A. then tries to run off at every opportunity. Scumbag.

David Bowie has sex with Mick Jagger. Stevie Ray Vaughn plucks his fiddle. Disco king Niles Rodgers produces. What could go wrong?

Anna Farris and Carmen Electra lead a cast of talented has-beens. We are outraged by the insensitivty of this film and retreat to our safe spaces in disgust. We start crying so the world will know how bad we feel.

One hit wonder or misunderstood genius? What is a meat apron? What does sex smell like?

Amazing visuals. Confusing metaphors. Sandra Bullock stars as a woman in her underpants on a space adventure. George Clooney mansplains.

Kurt Cobain and the boys rocking hard. Should you raise a baby on heroin? We discuss the pros and cons.

100% true story scientifically documented by real ghost hunters. Stars Patrick WIlson, Vera Vermiggagaga.

Did they sell out? Over produced or a perfect recording? Why does Kirk Wah-Wah so much. Mysterious of the universe explained for dummies who can't think for themselves.

Actually decent or crap beautified by nostalgia? Is Daniel Johns a beautiful shiny vampire or an over sensitive ninny muggins?

Free Britney! We hate everyone involved except Britney Spears. The boyfriend's are bums. Doco makers are on a trip of their own.

It's magical, impeccabbile, un-excreciable. Mike Patton and the boys cause Anthony Keidis to throw a hissy fit.

In depth analysis of a silly film. Mel Gibson's war efforts thought through to a logical conclusion. Naomi Watt's gives another powerhouse performance as "Woman". More nonsense from Joe Carnahan or a touching and emotional film about redemption?

The worst thing about Tool: Tool fans. Requesting Tool songs at bars in a civil manner. Maynard Keenan likes to wear bra's. No judgements.

Is Bill Paxton the GOAT? Kevin Bacon's hog discussed in detail. Tom Hanks living in the shadow of Woody.

Chewing the fat over Peal Jam Vs. Just how short is Eddie Vedder? Serious artists or pretentious gits? Smashing guitars is fun.

The Shins debut - Oh inverted world. We talk sacking the band. Recording drums in your Mom's kitchen. The pleasentness of being average.

Jim Carrey stars in the Truman Show. A practical guide to keeping babies in captivity. Jim Carrey's sacrifice for art.

We look at David Lynch's Dune, 1984. A psychedelic trip with vagina faced dick monsters, flying pedo’s, crappy guns and Sting in a Speedo.