Podcast – Secretly Timid

Happy fall everyone! On today’s episode Diane reports that the canned pumpkin shortage has come to an end. In unrelated news, atheists know more about religion than the religious, Cornell University introduces “gender neutral” facilities, and the group discusses what their last meal … Continue reading →

On today’s podcast the quartet talk about the Texas State Fair and which fried food won the annual State Fair’s food contest. Paul then discusses other fattening food as well as what men really think when they say what they … Continue reading →

Woot woot, we are 22! On today’s episode the gang discuss MTV’s video music awards (especially Lady Gaga’s meat dress). They also discuss John Mayer’s twitter boycott, one city’s push for super high speed internet, and website “Frisky’s” money guide. … Continue reading →

Jill, Jon, Diane and artist Andy Amato (who sits in for the vacationing Paul) snuggled together one rainy Tuesday morning to discuss the news which included: vandalism at a Planned Parenthood in California, a Floridian pastor’s controversial event planned for September 11th, and when … Continue reading →

Topics for todays show include a new study concerning workplace fornication, a creative post-cremation use for ashes, and Nike’s new (old) shoes. The cast also discuss Blender’s list of the 50 worst artists in music history. The featured song for … Continue reading →

On our first Secretly Timid Tuesday the cast discusses typo vigilantes, new entries to the New American Oxford Dictionary (aka the other good book), and a possible z-list celeb sex tape. The show ends with a discussion of weird objects removed … Continue reading →

Pretty boy Stanton Stephens fills in for Paul Tran as the quartet take on in-flight baby slapping, Starbucks lingo, and words we didn’t know we were mispronouncing. They also discuss the untimely death of Dr. Frank Ryan and answer a … Continue reading →

To the cast’s amazement, Ms. Diane was on time. This week’s episode is chock full of creamy goodness. The quartet discuss the most dramatic exit ever to grace the interwebs, a criminal who prefers to squirt his DNA on his … Continue reading →

After Diane finally entered the cat studio (after a cat fight between Paul and Jon) the quartet took to the mics and started episode 16. News items included one Republican’s twitter barebacking confession, a store manager using Jesus to dissuade a would-be robber, and … Continue reading →

Ashley and Stanton sit in for Diane on what turned out to be one hilarious episode. Between talks of spiritual crystals and Halloween costumes, the ensemble tackled a variety of different topics including : a teenager who survives a 16-story fall in New Zealand, sandwiches in … Continue reading →

On this week’s episode the quartet discuss why parents hate parenting, passive-aggressive wedding presents, Facebook’s spotty customer service record, and alien contingency plans. Also, Jon wears a Diane themed shirt and Paul is on T.V. The featured song for this week’s episode is “Hey … Continue reading →

In today’s episode Jon, Diane, Paul, and Jill discuss a number of different news stories. These stories include the murder/suicide involving the mayor of Coppell,  GPS being used to stalk, irony at a anti-violence barbecue, and a chastity belt made … Continue reading →

Jon, Diane, Paul and Jill hang out in the cat studio. Topics include boxes, television shows, and foods you should never eat. The featured song is “Juiceboxx” by Le Sexoflex.

In this week’s episode, Diane chats with Shellie McCullough and Jon’s Mother. The three momma’s discuss parenting styles, identity, and the joys and pains of motherhood. This week’s featured song is “Tell the Lie” by the BellRays.

Jill and Jon welcome graphic designer Erica Ryan to the cat studio. Topics include this article concerning spirituality and this article about transgendered sunbathing controversy.  OH, and prairie dogs. Lots of prairie dogs. The featured song for this episode is “Ricochet Man” … Continue reading →

Writer and crochet enthusiast Mickey Calderone is in the special guest seat for Episode 9. She, Diane and Jon discuss the power of names, reality shows, and pasties. Mickey later shares her struggle with PCOS (Polycystic Ovary Syndrome). The featured song for … Continue reading →

Secretly Timid is expanding into the creative arts. Join Jill as she interviews visual artists and check out our new Open Mic for the latest and greatest creative writing.

Paul and Jon welcome Jon’s mother to the cat studio. Jon’s momma shares family secrets and discusses her experience mothering two gay children as well as her experience being a teenager during desegregation in North Carolina. Other topics include Tits … Continue reading →

Jill and Diane welcome Shellie to the cat studio in tonights inaugural XX chromo only ‘cast.  The three ladies discuss motherhood, accessories, 80’s television and movies, being female in academia, and football. Shellie’s penchant for stealing motorcycles and Diane’s former life … Continue reading →

In today’s episode Jon discusses Freddy Krueger, Jill believes hot dogs give you butt cancer, and Paul admits his love for holding hands. Also, noisy neighbors disrupt the cast and Jill and Jon squabble like siblings when politics are discussed.

In today’s episode Jon, Jill, Paul and Michael drunkenly discuss a variety of topics including : corporal punishment, fag hagery, shower room etiquette and poker. Their parents are proud.

On today’s show Jon and Jill are joined in the cat studio by newcomer Paul Tran. The troubled trio discuss  A&E’s Intervention, Vietnamese prostitution, and Religion. Special thanks go out to Marco, for without his germy infestation Jon would be happy … Continue reading →

In today’s episode, drunk cast couple Cindy and Doug join Jon in the cat studio. The slutty couple tell the story of their courtship. Not to be outdone, Jon confesses why he was such a dick in high school. Other … Continue reading →

A little inspirational message to help you get through finals

Jon, Ryan, Cindy, and Doug decided to get drunk and record. This is what happened. *Recorded before Easter.