晓华亲子英语

Today the Teacher Farted ——by Emma Briody Today the teacher farted. It was an awful smell. It was just like a rotting egg, Straight from the depths of hell! She tried to keep it secret By sitting in a group. But it was really obvious, When she said, "Who did that poop?" She screwed her bright, red face up And blamed it all on Claire. But later when I needed help, The stench was round her chair! Sh...

The True Story of the Three Little Pigs Everybody knows the story of The Three Little Pigs. At least they think they do. I'll let you in a little secret. Nobody knows the real story, because nobody has ever heard my side of the story. I'm the wolf. Alexander T. Wolf. You can call me AL. I don't know how this whole Big Bad Wolf thing got started, but it's all wrong. Maybe it's because of our diet....

This Is the Way this is the way we wash our face wash our face, wash our face this is the way we wash our face so early in the morning this is the way we comb our hair comb our hair, comb our hair this is the way we comb our hair so early in the morning this is the way we brush our teeth brush our teeth, brush our teeth this is the way we brush our teeth so early in the morning this is the way we...

Remember me though I have to say goodbye Remember me don't let it make you cry For even if I'm far away I hold you in my heart I sing a secret song to you each night we are apart Remember me though I have to travel far Remember me each time you hear a sad guitar Know that I'm with you the only way that I can be Until you're in my arms again Remember me

乡愁 ——余光中 小时候， 乡愁是一枚小小的邮票，我在这头， 母亲在那头。 长大后， 乡愁是一张窄窄的船票， 我在这头， 新娘在那头。 后来啊， 乡愁是一方矮矮的坟墓， 我在外头， 母亲在里头。 而现在， 乡愁是一湾浅浅的海峡， 我在这头， 大陆在那头。 Nostalgia ——余光中 译者：杨钟琰 When I was a child, Nostalgia seemed a small stamp: "Here am I And there ……my mother." Then I was a grown-up, Nostalgia became a tr...

'Twas The Night Before Christmas ——by Clement C. Moore 'Twas the night before Christmas, when allthrough the house Not a creature was stirring, not even amouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney withcare, In hopes that St Nicholas soon would bethere. 圣诞节前夜，整间屋子静悄悄； 万物沉默，连老鼠也不吵不闹； 在壁炉前，挂上长袜，动作是如此轻缓； 圣诞老人快快出现；这是最殷切的期盼； The children...

Xiaohua: Emma, you have something to share with us, right? Emma: I'm going to ask you guys a question. Xiaohua: OK. What question? Emma: Why won't sharks eat clownfish? Xiaohua: Why won't sharks eat clownfish? Sharks是鲨鱼，clownfish就是《Finding Nemo》里的小丑鱼。为什么鲨鱼不吃小丑鱼呢？Oh, I know, it's because the clownfish is too ugly. Emma: No. The clownfish tastes funny! Xiaohua: Hahaha, I go...

万圣节冷笑话大全，你都能get到笑点吗？ Q: What's mummy's favorite music? A: Rap music! (wrap) Q: What do ghosts eat for supper? A: Spooketi. (spaghetti) Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? A: Hope it’s Halloween!! Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school? A: His heart wasn’t in it. Q: What do you call a fat pumpkin? A: A plumpkin. (plump pumpkin) Q: What room does a ghost...

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Be glad your nose is on your face, not pasted on some other place, for if it were where it is not, you might dislike your nose a lot. Imagine if your precious nose were sandwiched in between your toes, that clearly would not be a treat, for you'd be forced to smell your feet. Your nose would be a source of dread were it attached atop your head, it soon would drive you to despair, forever tickled b...

《Kipper's A to Z- 小狗奇普的字母大冒险》，这是一本以动物为主角的字母书，通过小狗 Kipper 和他的好朋友Arnold 在冒险过程中找到的动物来帮助小朋友认识字母和对应的单词。（更多资源，请关注微信公号：晓华亲子英语） A a is for ant(蚂蚁) B b is for box(盒子) C c is for crawly caterpillar（可怕的毛毛虫） D d is for duck（鸭子） E e is for elephant（大象） F f is for frog(青蛙) G g is for grasshopper（蚱蜢）...

The farmer in the dell The farmer in the dell Hi-ho, the derry-o The farmer in the dell The farmer takes a wife The farmer takes a wife Hi-ho, the derry-o… The farmer takes a wife The wife takes the child The wife takes the child Hi-ho, the derry-o… The wife takes the child The child takes the nurse The child takes the nurse Hi-ho, the derry-o… The child takes the nurse The nurse takes the cow The...

Over in Killarney, many years ago My Mother sang a song to me in tones so sweet and low, Just a simple little ditty, in her good ould Irish way, And I'd give the world if she could sing that song to me this day. Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral, Too-ra-loo-ra-li, Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral, Hush now don't you cry! Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral, Too-ra-loo-ra-li, Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral, That's an Irish lullaby.