PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-S

For decades cryptozoologists have been studying and tracking strange beasts looking for any proof that creatures such as Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, the Chupacabra, or The Mothman actually exist. Yet, Chris Kattan has been openly plaguing and terrorizing the public for over 20 years without capture. Now the comedy cryptid has attempted to feast upon the flesh of Youtube, horrifying onlookers w...

[1.5 HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2386 ] The most NOTORIOUS predator online. The internet's most disturbed user. A man of PARANORMAL CRIMES so severe we can't list them on Youtube. For years authorities only knew him by the name "KLAM KING," but the POD AWFUL CULT has unswirled the mystery once and for all. Klam King was unmasked on a livestream for al...

Friend of the show Steve Smash Mouth passed away and I just wanna pay a little tribute to him. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2385   PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza   RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss   YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube    DISCORD CULT: http://podawful.com/discord     TWITTER: http://podawful.com/twitter     INSTAGRAM: http://podawful.com/instagram     DLIVE: http://podawful.com/dlive  ...

Ethan Ralph claims to be "sober as a judge." "OBJECTION!" screamed the entire internet. After Mr. Metokur's New Skeleton Bone Drive Stream, I joined Ethan in a Twitter Space and the results were a bit disastrous. As a small-town Pizza Lawyer, and someone who has never had a drop of the drink, it's not really my place to re-litigate this whole issue. Speaking of litigious, Gabe Hoffman shows up to...

THIS IS NOT A DRAMA CHANNEL. We've somehow traveled back in time to 2018, and Maddox has released a brand new video. I haven't talked to Maddox in lord knows how long, but the madman did what every other Youtuber is too chicken to do. Put out a video EXPOSING HIS WHANG. Sorry, I mean put out a video exposing Justin Whang. I called out Whang years ago for being a hack and the WORST type of Youtuber...

[5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2372 ] Two years ago the Pod Awful Youtube channel was falsely reported and terminated by some mysterious MONSTER. As the dust settled, most people assumed Tom Gulley, a REAL RADIO MAN, was behind it all. Tom made it easy to believe he was the villain, inviting the torches and pitchforks of the PODAWFUL Cult. But then...

PORSALIN is here! It's finally August, so you know what that means! MERSH from Nightwave Radio and Revenge Of The Cis promised that by August NOBODY would be able to call him fat anymore. Not Gavin McInnes, not Ryan Katsu Rivera, not Podawful. NOBODY. Of course, that was two Augusts ago. Surely by now Mersh has lost so much weight he now exists in the NEGA-ZONE where up is down and eyes are crosse...

[5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2372 ] Two years ago the Pod Awful Youtube channel was falsely reported and terminated by some mysterious MONSTER. As the dust settled, most people assumed Tom Gulley, a REAL RADIO MAN, was behind it all. Tom made it easy to believe he was the villain, inviting the torches and pitchforks of the PODAWFUL Cult. But then...

Hey Squirt Crew! The debate has raged on since "Baby Yoda" was introduced to us in The Mandalorian. Star Wars fans everywhere have theorized where Grogu came from. Well, now that Season 3 has wrapped up, we think we know the answer! We are joined by the boys from iVicious Entertainment, RUPHIO PHEONIX and his brother-in-arms FALLEN REAPER to debate Din Grogu's origins! Are Master Yoda and Yaddle r...

I'm always getting chirped at by PC guys for using Apple. For the past 13 years the only tech help I've ever gotten from anyone online is "Stop using Mac." Usually the redditor telling me that is saying it while replacing his entire motherboard for the 30th time because it can't power all his RAINBOW LIGHTS properly and still ray trace Solid Snake's bunghole properly. It finally occurred to me tho...

JODY PLAUCHÉ IS HERE! Happy Daddy's Day to the internet's hero, the human cure to child prdators Gary Plauché. I interview Gary's son Jody about his story. The internet's fever pitch, ravenous hunt for the heads of preds has got me thinking though... is everyone online actually a paranormal guy? Vito Gesualdi has become the face of the internet's hatred of chomo's, but it seems like its all based...

[5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2360] HAPPY PRIDE! Alex Stein has taken Steven Crowder's Princess Crown as the new closeted conservative darling of the internet! He's on Crowder's old network The Blaze, he's pushing the right wing grift, and most of all he's constantly dressing in drag to TOTALLY OWN THE LIBS. But what is the one secret Alex has und...

Alex Stein has received his JACK MURPHY moment at the hands of the Queen Of Trolls, Brittany Venti. Ironically, Jack Murphy melted down on the You Are Here podcast, and now Alex has stolen that Youtube Channel. Through chaos magic, Jesse found himself on the MK Ultra Money podcast with Brittany, and managed to plant the seed in her head that Alex himself is a drag queen. The next Day, thanks to th...

THIS BLIMP IS ABOUT TO CRASH. Alex Stein's new show on The Blaze called "Prime Time With Alex Stein" was a failure at launch. First, he steals Elijah Schaffer and Sydney Watson's old You Are Here podcast channel. Then Alex gets caught in 4K signaling to the shadowy elite that he's ready to do ANYTHING for fame by wearing child-leather red shoes. But the absolute WORST part of it all? The show itse...

[4 HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2347 ] "Caller" Mike "Check Bio" Mersh and his wife Royce Lopez are on a mission to make Revenge Of The Cis the most famous it has ever been. It's time to GO HOLLYWOOD, BABY! First stop? Texas... for some reason. The boys boys boys prove everything is bigger in the Lone Star state when they appear with Alex Stein, Alex...

A FOOD MYSTERY: MERSH promised to be "ripped by August" about, oh, two Augusts ago. Unbeknownst to him, he's been in a weight loss battle with Jesse ever since. It took over a year, but Jesse is finally --almost-- as fat as Mersh, and is now in the actual "losing weight" portion of the contest. Well now Mersh is mad because Jesse has been using underhanded tactics to win. For over a year the Pod A...

Kyle Cease AKA "Kid Comedy" is a former comedian turned motivational speaker with a long history dealing with Pod Awful. Last time he got heckled, Kyle nearly got the Pod Awful Youtube channel terminated, but Jesse was saved last second by the kahunavirus. Now, out of nowhere, years later, Kyle has come hitting the Henchmen who reuploaded his METOO APOLOGY VIDEO with copyright takedown notices. Th...

THE MOST EXPENSIVE EPISODE OF POD AWFUL EVER! The Santa Cruz Joker, seemingly at random, has agreed to an interview after years of me never asking for one or even wanting it. There's just one small catch-- he wants to be paid $50,000 for it. After spending the past three months taunting me, begging me to come to his house and beat him up, complaining about it when I did, lying about breaking his s...

Usually, big fat Ethan Ralph APPRECIATES getting extra servings, but for some reason when the POD AWFUL CULT showed up to RALPHAMANIA, he wasn't so hungry anymore. The HENCHMEN infiltrate the event to record all the ridiculous shenanigans. SEE Ethan's heigh get measured! SEE absolutely terrible wrestling! SEE Chaggot pick his scabs! SEE a mystery wedding cake get eaten by Dick Masterson and Ethan!...

A Pod Awful Christmas Miracle! The old Miser Mersh gets his heart warmed and his wallet emptied when the Pod Awful Cult pulls a Yuletide prank, and signs him up to send hundreds of registered offenders and caged ladies Christmas cards! Meanwhile, crotchety Ruphio Phenoix is visited by three Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, Present, and Future to warn him that his newest girlfriends, Barbie and Megan, a...

[3+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2315 ] Alex Stein denied having an affair with Marjorie Taylor Greene, and claimed I fabricated evidence of him admitting to the rendezvous. Now I know why! There is a phenomenon with podcasters and streamers I have been noticing for a long time now. They all go for MUCH younger, blonde, baby-faced, LOLI-STYLE girls t...

ALEX STEIN the spineless has LOST HIS CHANCE TO INTERVIEW YE! After one of the most insane weeks ever, including the artist formerly known as Kanye West appeared on Tim Pool and Alex Jones, and after Alex Stein got PICKLED by the Pod Awful Cult while at Tim's house, it's all capped off with an EXPLOSIVE KILLSTREAM! Jesse leaked Bonked Nebraska's tests with Alex Stein confirming that Alex laid down...

THE SPINELESS @AlexStein99 appeared on Tim Pool's podcast @TimcastIRL and received a few orders of pickles DoorDashed to him. Alex finally accepts that Jesse P-S is his master, Pod Awful is the king of trolls, and swallows the PICKLEPILL in humiliation on video. Jesse appeared on B**ED A**SKA's podcast YOBACAST for an episode of H2BH The Show, and they trashed Alex for the entire show. They even m...

PORSALIN is here! Mersh talked up a BIG GAME when he was featured in the trailer for the new Peacock documentary "Dangerous Breed" about wrestler and potential murderer Teddy Hart. He went on Nightwave Radio PEACOCKING about how he was going to be famous now, and that the haters have memed "Hollywood Mersh" into reality. Well, Jesse invented the term Hollywood Mersh, and it's time to bring Mersh b...

The Nightwave Fan account on Twitter that everyone assumed WAS Mersh has been revealed to be a PARANORMAL GUY! And not just ANY kiddie diddler. One that Pod Awful knows all too well. One that Pod Awful has sent to prison before! And one that Pod Awful is about to send to prison AGAIN! Goontanamo Bay has a nice cell waiting for yet another chomo that Mersh has turned a crossed blind eye to. PLUS: N...