Plussin' and Cussin'

It's got Toyland in the name, but we ain't playin' around! For our final recording session in the stooge, long time listener/long time lurker Jack Spratarie joins the boys (aka Deef Be Nimble, Deef Be Quick and Little Boy Blown) for an exhaustive (and exhausting) tour of Mother Goose's village and its surrounding metro area. Colors! Schemes! Math! Mimes! Sheep! Choreography! And apparently somethi...

We begin our last session in the Masturbatorium with special guest/long time lurker/first time caller Natarie Braulick. Some announcements regarding the future of our ignoble endeavor, and a lengthy and harrowing account of what Deefy left behind in a Schertz, TX, Valero for the carnies to clean up. Also, we touch briefly on two holiday programs that we DIDN'T cover: The Santa Clauses and The Hip...

Long overdue, but big things are happening in the houses of Mouse and Deef. This here's our Thanksgiving DizDat where we dish out the stuffing and the gravy re: the changing of the Bobs and what exactly it takes for a middle class family to go to one of these astronomically priced parks in this foul year of our Lord. Folks, we're serving up the whole back end of PnC's 2022 in a walloping three-par...

Wouldst thou like to live.. Fergaliciously?? It's 2022, and the witches, the witches, the witches are back to vape kids and kill Mayor Forky. (He just wants a caramel apple, for Pete's sake!) We get kiddie witches, millennial wannabe witches, savvy Gen Z witches, and the Sanderson sisters guzzling lotion in a Walgreens. Find out whether this relic from 1993 was worth digging up and reanimating on...

Grab your candy bags and hop on your Hoovers for a spooky flight to Salem, Massachusetts circa 1993, with your hosts Billy Bonerson and Thackery Deefs! We're gonna dig up and dissect your beloved Hallow's Eve favorite, Hocus Pocus! What happens when you turn three of the most talented actresses of the times into spooky three stooges? You parade them on Katie Couric's Good Morning America, that's w...

The PnC Crew fills you in on unruly children at the park, and the Puritanical censorship of newly-released season 3 of Bluey on Disney Plus. Also, stick around for Deefy's plan to go live at the library or something and the men's adventure at the indoor waterpark. Up next: Hocus Pocus.

Are you getting as dogged by the Dog Days of 2022 as we are? Timmy Q and Thunderbutt 2600 embark on a remarkable escapade of sorts, mashing up two extraordinary outings into one voluminous voyage for your listening pleasure. That is, if watching some cute animals running from point A to point B is your idea of a good time. That's right, we're doing 1963's The Incredible Journey, the precursor to 1...

Let's get together (yeah, yeah, yeah) for the most famous Haley Mills vehicle of all time, 1961's The Parent Trap! This is the progenitor for the one-kid-playing-two-kids movie and Haley Mills is the proto-Michelle Tanner. We also get a hot mom and a Steve Zahn meets John Wayne dad rekindling their toxic relationship at the behest of a couple of manipulative, albeit mind-fucked teenagers. Find out...

This was supposed to be part one of our Parent Trap coverage, but it ends up being Deefy talking about the Run the Jewels and Dethklok concerts he went to in Philly and Tim Q Mouse telling Deefy about the South Park 25th Anniversary show at Red Rocks. I opted to cut out that part just because it didn't make for entertaining listening if you weren't in the room. Catch the whole thing on Paramount P...

BRRRRIIIIIIIINNNNGGG!!! Class is in session for a couple of daft pupils! That's right, it's your boys Tim Q and Deefy boldly going where tons of people have gone before. Namely, a mediocre movie from 1961, The Absent-Minded Professor! If you've been needing that sweet sweet Tommy Kirk fix, look no further. Because guess what? He's in this! So's the saggier-faced analog of Andy Griffith, the lovabl...

"They're warm. They're wet. Just suck!" Perdeefa and Q-ella get all sooty in the conclusion to 1960's stylish masterpiece this week! Meet Disney's first fully fleshed out (if relatively emaciated) lady villain, Cruella DeVille and  her henchmen Horace and Jasper, a.k.a. Guy Ritchie's Wet Bandits. Dodie will school us on how to punch a dog just right, and we'll learn where Rob Zombie got his i...

We continue our coverage of 1960's 101 Dalmatians with one of Deefy's deep dives into the artists who made this banger really hit the spot! Find out about Ken Anderson, Bill Peet, and Ub Ikeman, and discover how Walt started a years long feud by handing Ub a napkin at a party. It's a production ep!

Ok, so we're not the best at staying on a schedule, but we've missed all you Plussers and Cussers out there, so here's the first installment of our three part series on Disney's first animated feature of the swingin' Sixties, 101 Dalmatians! Some lady named Dodie wrote a book about some dogs who like snacks and a lady who likes pepper. It's.. fine. But hubba-hubba, homina-homina, wait till you get...

Hoooooo mannn.. It's been awhile! I had forgotten everything in this episode, but if anyone still gives a shit, it's worth a listen! So do it. Listen. Even if we don't deserve it, Haley Mills does. Also, Deefy talks about how he might need to add a hims subscription to his Lexapro regimen. Fun stuff!

Let's play the Glad Game! I'm glad that there's a new installment of Plussin' and Cussin' with your old pals Dr. Chill-Tim and Jimmy Deef! We're getting all hot and bothered in our petticoats over the unveiling of Disney's darling of the 1960's- Haley Mills- in her Oscar-winning debut as the plucky and lovable Polyanna. And we're gonna have a Zach Morris time-out to find out why Bayside High owes...

We put the come hither on ye last week with part one of Darby O'Gill and the Little People. Now take a load off as we polish off the poteen, ensnare an immortal in a burlap sack, and try our hand at the early twentieth century version of Irish rap battling. Not gonna lie folks; at some point or another in this episode, the spirits take over and take the wheel, and I'm not talking about leprechauns...

Har T-tar, T-Tar! Come me lovelies and join Timmy O'Husseinegan and Deefy O'Gill of the Little Penis as we pin on our clovers and kiss our blarney stones for our St. Patty's Day Special (only two months late) of Disney's Darby O'Gill and the Little People! We swap out Malort for Irish Whiskey and talk about how Walt Disney thought that he could convince viewers that he actually recorded a bunch of...

We dust the fleas off and whip out our red rockets for this next installation in PnC's Dog Days of 2022 with friend of the show and registered poonhound Cody McCafferty! It's time to slobber over Annette Funicello and some hot French chick (unless you're IRL Tommy Kirk) in 1959's Cold War comedy, The Shaggy Dog! It's that one scene in Mrs. Doubtfire but with a dog, kind of! 

Hoard your runes close to your chest and don't stray too far from that last site of grace, because it's about to get downright Maleficent up in this bitch. Tim Q Mouse has been playing too much Elden Ring and it's coloring his perception of everything. Deefy has been drinking Malort and smoking weed, so business as usual. Here's the part where we watch the movie. What kind of PnC episode would it...

Rise and shine all you sleepyheads! It's time to wipe that muck out of your eyes and get ready for a heapin' helpin' of history as we get into the origins of Disney's 1959 visual masterpiece, Sleeping Beauty. Deefy settles into the hot seat for the PnC duo's first heavy hitter recording within the House of Mouse. 

We've been foaming at the mouth to get this one out! Plussin' and Cussin' presents a Deefless and whiskey-fueled romp through the wild Texas frontier of Santa Clarita, California with Kentucky's native son, Kevin Corcoran. We bare our canine incisors and rip into the meaty flesh of a film that traumatized an entire generation of Boomers, 1957's Old Yeller. Let's get grit and grime smeared all over...

Strap on your snorkels and slap on some powd,' cause the buoys of PnC are about to flood your basements! The high seas (or low seas?) await this motley crew of a slightly senile French academic, his sycophantic (but cute as a button) sidekick, and a problematic alpha male harpooner who can't get enough poon. They end up on a boat what can go UNDER the water, captained by a guy who played a charism...

Avast, me hearties! Be that whale cum in yer flagon? Take the plunge with Captain Timo and Coral Reefy as we dive deep on the origins of the acclaimed 1954 mariner's yarn, 20,000opp00p0 Leagues Under the Sea! Maybe we'll learn a little French along the way!

Hop aboard the Bark Bus with Tim Dear and Deefy Darling as we watch and learn all things canine in the second installment of our coverage of 1955's Lady and the Tramp. How long could one keep a live puppy in a hatbox? How is there a New York City alleyway outside of an Italian restaurant in Missouri? What was it that Trusty's grandpappy Old Reliable actually used to say? We follow our noses like a...

We begin the PnC's Dog Days of Winter series with a lil peek into the origins of 1955's Lady and the Tramp. But first, Tim and Deefy catch up on what's been going on in the downtime. Hear about Timmy's adventures in Vegas and having Covid (don't worry, it was just wimpy little Omicron). We also talk a bit about Encanto. I'm gonna be honest here: only about fifteen minutes of this podcast really ha...