Plotty Time

This week Dr. Syintist is MIA, he gave us no details on where he was going, so we can't help but assume that he is heading into the jungles of South America to help kill a predator. While he's out Chump Slap and Poppascotch get together again to talk about The EWBU, or the extended Weekend at Bernie's Universe as we break down every film in the franchise (there are 2 of them) to revisit how strang...

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch finally get it together enough to provide an analysis almost 2 years in the making. These clowns are finally covering the third installment of a fan favorite and beloved franchise that Sucker Punch refuses to continue to make money from by denying any future installments. Terrible business moves aside, we are talking about the majestic, the one,...

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch dive back into the Call of Duty Catalog to talk about one of the most genre defining installments that... wait.... it's not Modern Warfare? Or Black Ops even? well which one- *checks notes* Advanced Warfare? The one with Kevin Spacey in it? really? Jesus. Well fine, hop on in here to listen to your 3 best friends talk about Call of Duty Advanced...

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch convene to gab about a game where you play as a ghost detective working with a child medium that can see and speak to ghosts in order to solve your own murder by the hands of the infamous serial killer The Bell Killer! We've got psychic medium police consultants, stanzo brand fedoras, and a street tough tatt'd out ghost detective all taking place...

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch show up to chat a bit about a PC game from back when Jurassic Park was still in theaters, Enter the WU-Tang (36 Chambers) was on every record store shelf, and no one knew or cared what a NFT was. We're kickin' it way back to talk about the PC point and click barely animated text game about time travel, protecting the world, and finding peace with...

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch come together to talk about the second installment in one of the PlayStation 3's loudest and most prominent franchises that never even made it to the PlayStation 4 for some reason. Obviously we are talking about the Alternate timeline Sci-Fi Alien invasion virus transforming simulator Resistance 2!

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch come to the table to discuss one of the most notoriously bad video game stories of all time with the Navy Seal cold war terrorist swearing sim Rogue Warrior! I don't have a longer description because this game is pure trash. Come listen to us destroy it!

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch pull their chairs up to the table to talk about an under the radar game that tells us about a super secret CIA clean up man who accidentally finds a virus made of technology, then accidentally gets infected with it, and then learns how to use this techonovirus to magically summon a Glaive. Yes, like from the movie Krull. It's obviously time to ta...

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch talk way too much about a third person cover based shooter starring the hottest Rapper of 2008, the one and only 50 Cent as he shoots his way through New York City in order to avenge his fallen brother K-Dog in the inner city DEA funded terrorism hodgepodge that is 50 Cent: Bulletproof!

This week Dr. Syintist was out on a religious journey and unfortunately could not attend during the recording. So with infinite topics and no adults in the room, Poppascotch and Sir Chump Slap thought it would be a good idea to talk about a Video game movie from 1994 that either no one remembers, or have completely deleted from their mind files. Join us as we take a walk into the absurd with the c...

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch come directly to you with the third installment of the Sci-Fi action explodin', alien dismemberin', biorecombinatin', multilateral single player co-op campaign with franchise killing levels of terrible microtransactions- where every single person that has ever played it said it was fine, but not the same.... so.... get excited for Dead Space 3!

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch come to the table to discuss one of the most outrageous open world crime sims that ever existed! We've got gangs, drugs, frat drama, brand awareness and explicitly fun drug use with the always bonkers Saints Row 2!

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch drop and plop thought knowledge in regards to the first entry of one the most entertaining balls outingest video game franchises in history with the dependable despot dictator destroying d...handsome guy Rico Rodriquez with the explosive PS2 era classic Just Cause!

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch talk about a videogame that tells the story of a major network television show that evolves it's nuanced story over 20 different 42 minute episodes and turns it into a prison fetch quest sim with clunky fighting, a ridiculous premise, and more QTEs than RE4. Yes, really.... It's Prison Break: The Conspiracy! 

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch talk about a game where there is a mission that contains an ATF agent who is storming a Montana Militia Compound when the NSA arrives dressed as the FBI and proceed to mow down both sides. Our hero who works for a black ops collective called "The Agency" (but not THE Agency as is the NSA) goes undercover as an NSA agent faking as an FBI agent......

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch cleared their schedules to talk about one of the industries heaviest hitting developers on one of the titles that got them to be so popular and powerful that they don't even feel the need to make any news games anymore! No it's not Valve, but that's a good guess! We're talking about Rockstar and the seminal classic Grand Theft Auto: Vice City!

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch use a fine tooth comb to go over probably the best demon possessed mob hitman video game that doesn't have trophies and is voiced by the front man from Faith no More. Obviously we are talking about the venom like comic book adaptation The Darkness!

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch get sciency this week when they put down their mint juleps and met in the front parlor to gab on and on about the inscrutable Sci-Fi Therapist dead spacey murder guy savior complex classic Afterfall: InSanity!  

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch want to ask you what do you get when you combine terribly tasteless product placement with an aging NBA star, outdated pop culture references, and a whole bunch of insensitive barrage of jokes from 2002?  It has to be Shaq Fu: A Legend Reborn!   

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch spin a few yarns about an underrated vampire western with steampunk trains, double crosses, TNT plungers, DOUBLE double crosses, demons, banshees, and old west power dynamic shenanigans. It couldn't be anything other than Darkwatch: Curse of the West!

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch use their Mind Goblin to jump into a taut psychological thriller involving some time travel, psychic beefs, child experimentation, and a healthy use of the mind brain. It can only be the PS2 Classic Second Sight!

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch took 157 episodes before they had the courage to tackle one of the most visually impressive and technically impressive achievements in gaming (at the time) with the PS3 FPS classic Killzone 2! of course, this is all about the story so none of that technical mumbo jumbo matters at all...Enjoy! 

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch drop in to give you yet another "A Very Special Episode" because Scheduling conflicts are real and we ARE NOT MISSING A WEEK. Anywhoodles, we recorded right when we got back from a month long break in January and we talked about all the games we played and all the shit we watched. This is a chatty one, so if you don't like that kind of stuff, com...

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch talk about a game that paved the way for unarguably THE most epic western game franchise of ALL TIME. Get your wired in PS2 controller and fire up a heaving bowl of hot lead called Red Dead Revolver!.. and yeah, it was all about the money.

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch jump head first into the gnarly Xbox exclusive that taught us all how to kill a horde of zombies should they ever take over our local malls Dawn of the Dead Style with the unforgettable Dead Rising!