Plotty Time

This week Chump Slap and Poppascotch just talk about food. No video game talk at all. Just food. You know you want to hear our takes, so c'mon. Just listen to it!

This week Chump Slap and Poppascotch talk about the movie House of the Dead from 2003 which is based on the video game series of the same name. The video game series is a great arcade on rails light gun shooter and the movie is a complete hunk of shit. We get into and really do regret watching this film. It sucks, but this episode doesn't! Listen NOW!

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch go over the top five games they've reviewed this year on the podcast! In the second part of The Best of 2023 they discuss the entries in the number 2 and number 1 slots. What could the top two of the year be? Well you better get on in here and listen to find out! and you're goddamn right I recycled this synopsis from a post made years ago. I don'...

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch go over the top Five games they've reviewed this year on the podcast! In the first part of The Best of 2022 they discuss the entries in the #5, #4, and #3 slots so get on in here and see if your favorite episode made the cut! Yes I recycled this episode description from last year, but it's fine because no one reads these at all.  

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch start their year end roundup discussing the favorite games they all played throughout 2023. It's a more casual laid back environment, so let's all be cool. Sorry if your favorite didn't make our lists... we can't play everything....

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch watched a video game movie about a hidden gem called Ratchet & Clank: Size Matters. It was good. Come hear us talk about it!   

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch watched a video game movie about a hidden gem called Darksiders 2. It was good. Come hear us talk about it! 

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch watched a video game movie about a hidden gem called Die Hard: Vendetta. It was bad. Come hear us talk about it! 

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch watched a video game movie about a hidden gem called Spec Ops: The Line. It was good. Come hear us talk about it!

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch watched a video game movie about a hidden gem called Echo Night. It was good. Come hear us talk about it!

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch watched a video game movie about a hidden gem called GYLT. It was good. Come hear us talk about it! 

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch watched a video game movie about a hidden gem called Curse: The Eye of Isis. It was good. Come hear us talk about it! I'm just going to use this episode description every week, I'm just going to change the game title until someone notices. If you noticed, go on the subreddit and complain to us about it! I Dare you!

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch watched a video game movie about a hidden gem called Sphinx and the Cursed Mummy. It was good. Come hear us talk about it!

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch strap into their space suits and take a trip to Mars where we get to visit a beautiful science installation that is under attack by some sort of Hell dimension. It's not real Hell, it's like a lava level with demon enemies. We didn't actually go to Hell. We didn't go anywhere. We're just chatting on about Doom 2016! Get in here!

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch take a step off the train of life to eat the barbeque of life, which is video games, and on the sides of the plate, are the tracks... I've lost the metaphor but we spent our last week in spooky season talking about a lesser known gem called Ghosthunter! Come check it out with us! 

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch are neck deep into the most frightening part of the year when we wax poetic about scary games and this week is no exception. We are dissecting one of the most underrated horror games of all time with the Coast Guard Russian Boat and Oil Rig monster simulator Cold Fear!

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch take time out of their busy schedules to get together and talk about a hidden gem from the GameCube that told an engaging story through multiple generations while also trying to convince you that the game is broken and you are going insane. Come hither and help us continue the Spooky Season with the classic Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem! 

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch kick off spooky season in the best way possible! By talking about a game where a killer train holds an island hostage because its maker decided that money was more important than the lives of the townsfolk. Luckily the townsfolk have a bunch of scrap metal you can use to create an attack train to take down the Evil train Charles in the seminal cl...

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch dive in and go way back to the early days of Insomniac games and find themselves staring down a light, lovable duology (duoly? Deulilogy? Doggy? Dloggy?) where a small dragon is tasked with rescuing his entire species by himself with only a nightlight as his guide. Does he crush it? Listen in and find out for yourself as we talk about Spyro the D...

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch finally get back to talking about a narrative game from EA Sports! Can you believe it's been this long? This time we at least discuss a game where the career mode was the star feature that the rest of the game was built around instead of a poorly made tacked on game mode that was pasted together at the last minute. Feast your guys on a real attem...

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch dive deep into an Xbox 360 hidden gem that involves Sorcery, demons, holy weapons, and a bunch of other wild shit as you fight your way through a fictional feudal land fighting dragons in order to take down the main bad guy who can remotely tune into your head. Out of guesses? it has to be Dark Messiah of Might and Magic!

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch come to the table to talk about a game where you one man army a bunch of soldiers from the fictional country of Costa Nostra while also thwarting a coup of the United States Government that has taken over a majority of the government. This modern day classic is called Secret Service: Ultimate Sacrifice! Come in here and listen!

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch take a week off of reading book reports about games and decide instead to take a very popular podcast format and steal an episode out of that. This week we're doing a fantasy draft for Beat em Ups'! We talk about a lot of hack and slashers, brawlers, and shat the such from years ago! Listen to it, then go to the reddit to vote on who won the draf...

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch start talking about a brand new trilogy after just finishing up one last week! This time it's less FPS and more third person cover based shooter with heavy 9/11 justification and a rare case where the PMC Mercenaries are actually the good guys. Who knew? Anyways, this week it's Army of TWO! Listen to this! Please!

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch take a break from their usual programming to pay tribute to a very special man who played a key role in their childhood as a strange and eccentric man-child with a house full of friends and puppets. Once he married a fruit salad. We miss Paul Reubens already and we wanted to talk about him this week. RIP Paul.