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Ho Ho Ho-bert and Mike are back for another episode of Script Rippers!!! This time the guys cozy up with a warm mug of this year’s Christmas Slop, Red One, and learn some important holiday lessons: Santa is real and delivering presents is actually possible if you suck all the magic out of it and make it Amazon, you can undo a lifetime of helping cartels find people in witness protection and abando...

Well, well, well look what we have here: Laura and Nate are hanging out and watching more Saw movies! This time around the Saw universe has expanded with a spinoff: Spiral . In which Chris Rock is a cop and when all the other cops start getting scooped up and killed in very Jigsaw-like fashions its up to him to fix everything. Oh, also Samuel L Jackson plays his dad!!! That's cool! 

When there’s a dangerous monster threatening a humble village you can always trust the three Elven heroes, Garth, Francis, and Loreli to save the day. When their adventures take them to a town called Green Springs, the always-victorious heroes are faced with a challenge unlike any they’ve ever faced: real stakes. A dread villain of untold power is marching his undead army to the town, and after ha...

It's time for Laura and Nate to watch Saw 8, appropriately titled JIGSAW. In which its once again Cops Vs. Jigsaw only Jigsaw's BEEN dead for a minute at this point. We've done trap room, trap house, trapped insurance agent, so where can we go next? Get ready for TRAP BARN! Where 5 people with deep dark secrets are confronted with the crimes they've committed and never told a s...

On their venture to watch all 10 Saw movies, Laura and Nate have taken on the side quest of also going to see Saw The Musical: The Unauthorized Parody of Saw . Mission accomplished! Listen to their little romp as they relive their viewing of the live retelling of the first movie (through song! and puppets!). They'll be back soon watching Saw movies again, we promise. 

Paul Brunswick is an explorer, naturalist, and photographer on a journey to document wild areas in the late 1890s. When he stumbles upon an impossibly futuristic city in the middle of nowhere, his life is changed forever as he is drawn to explore and learn from the mysterious computer system that runs the empty, spotless city. How long will Paul spend in this technological paradise? And when he le...

Script Rippers Mike and Hobert are back and headin’ to the Border...lands, that is! In this minisode the guys see if they can rewrite a movie they didn’t like to make a movie they would like out of Eli Roth’s disastrous shooter game adaptation, Borderlands. How did the torture porn king create a movie so bloodless and boring about a game where you’re pretty much always firing machine guns? We migh...

Victoria is nervous to attend a Halloween party with her new friend Cynthia and her rich pals, but excited to join an exclusive social circle. When attendees at the wild party start to die at the hands of a deranged killer dressed in a cheap Dracula costume, no one knows who’s next and danger lurks around every corner. Can the new friends - one a naive ingenue, one a old-money party girl - survive...

When a rare whiskey leads drink influencer Mat to a remote Scottish village, they find a place where magical creatures live in peace, guarded by an ancient dragon. After making an agreement with the dread dragon Dianana, Mat shows the world this magical place, and life quickly changes for Dianana and the fragile place she protects. What happens when a creature of legend grows tired of a partnershi...

Parcival Placebo was certain that his small town pharmacy was going to be yet another failed business venture in his sad life till an act of desperation causes a sensation in quiet Springfield. Trying to drum up some sales, Parcival sells some customers a fake cure-all, pills that promise big results, but are secretly just sugar. When the people of the town start to experience real results from th...

The time has come for the seventh Saw installment: Saw 3D where the only thing more cutting edge than Jigsaw's knives is the stunning use of 3D technology.  Laura and Nate are opening yet another bottle of Apothic Red to wind down and see what happens next in the epic tale that is Jigsaw's kingdom of murder. New Jigsaw is not happy with the late Jigsaw's wife and he will do anything...

Stellox the Wise is an immortal wizard, a master of magic who has guided the fate of the world since the days of kings and dark lords. But that was then, and now in a more mundane future, there’s really nothing for him to do. Splitting his time between a shitty day job and completing underwhelming side quests for neighbors, Stellox decides it might be time to finally retire. But when a young wizar...

Sup, Bros? In this Please Make This Miniseries, host Hobert and his brother Andy discuss and review films about, for, or even by brothers. Well, kinda. They did Step Brothers this time, which while not technically about brothers, does feature brothers and when you think about it, he's not a step brother, he’s a brother who stepped up. Tune in as Hobert and Andy revisit a college bro classic a...

When the small town of New Middleburg is threatened by a malevolent industrialist, it’s up to a ragtag group of local heroes to save the day! Coming from all walks of life and united by agreeing to model for a very sexy charity calendar, these above-average citizens use the powers of the calendar (and also their jobs) to fight evil wherever it threatens the town. And when the evil of Lightning Ind...

Come hither dear listener and join PMT host Laura and her partner, Nick as they do not review a movie or other form of media. Instead they're visiting the iHop down the street from them and regaling the experience in a review that's sure to dazzle and entertain. You're welcome! 

Kitten Caboose is the star of his own rootin’ tootin’ cartoon series set on a goofy train passing through a Wild West town. One day, Kitten Caboose discovers he can venture beyond his small world and finds a beautifully rendered video game called Tome of Mana where he can be more than just a cartoon conductor. But when the villain of his series find his foe missing, he goes looking for him, and wh...

Happy belated Memorial Day, everyone! During last week’s holiday, Hobert invited over some pals from the neighborhood for a hotdog-topping-themed cookout and casual hang, which can only mean one thing: another edition of At The Parties w/ Hobert! Find out the recent films Hobert’s guests have seen and what they thought about them in this minisode that will make you feel like you’re in a crowded ki...

Rod Townsend is an aspiring storm chaser who gets more than just exciting storm footage when he joins a professional storm chasing crew that encounters a storm that seems to be hunting them. No matter where they go, the storm follows, and it’s clear that its target is Rod. Can Rod and the Mackman crew ride the lightning and outrun this rogue storm, or will they be struck down by the wicked weather...

In the not-so-distant future, music has become a product made by corporations to keep the masses placated, maaaaaaan. When Jacklyn Marshall, a high-powered music producer for one of the monolithic record companies, makes a bet with a fellow executive that she can make a band out of human nobodies that will out-perform their hit holographic star, Constantine. Can the rag tag members of Gladiator be...

This time on Let's See Saw, Laura and Nate are watching the 6th Saw movie (appropriately titled Saw 6). Jigsaw is dead, but his legacy lives on via new the Jigsaw: Mark (his cop predecessor). Jigsaw-Mark is after an icky insurance guy who he makes go through a house of traps that ultimately lead to many of his coworkers' demise. But that's not all! Mrs. Jigsaw is reviewing the late-...

An icy, doomed world. A woman searching for something across the vast tundra. A rugged hunter, a friendly robot, a monstrous creation. A world without hope gets very cold. Join The Traveler as she makes her journey across the ice, and find out if this world can be saved by the same people who ruined it...  Scripts start at 1:07:42 Starring Kelsey Blackwell Laura Petro Hobert Thompson Luis Badillo...

Script Rippers Hobert and Mike are back for their first ever sequel, returning to the very sexy moon of Veldt for more Rebellin.’ In this installment of Zach’s Synder “whatever, I’ll make my own Star Wars!” series, Kora and the rest of her gang of 2-dimensional space warriors prepare for a showdown with the empire by harvesting grain for a surprisingly large portion of the film’s run time. Join th...

Francis is a great architect, but struggles with his daily interactions with the people around him. From standing up to his cruel boss to talking to the beautiful neighbor he has a crush on, Francis is paralyzed by the thought of making the wrong move. When he discovers a city building video game called Blueprints that allows the user to create their own world, he mods the game to allow him to pra...

A warm welcome to The Cold Diaries, in which your host Laura has fallen ill with a mysterious cold and due to her lack of energy has resorted to watching movies while simultaneously doom-scrolling through various social media apps. Let her regale you with her recap of "The Tearsmith" an Italian drama/romance that's recently come out on Netflix. Unfortunately for Laura there were NO...

Sit down and get ready for another thrilling venture into the world of Saw ! Laura and Nate are officially half way through the horror franchise and they once again have no idea what's going to happen next.  The original Jigsaw is officially no more and it's time for his secret cop accomplice to step forward into his destiny of becoming the new Jigsaw. But unfortunately for Cop Jigsaw th...