Please Make This

In this Please Make This Minisode, Richie Owens had a crazy dream about a movie... and then wrote that dream down and had actors bring it to life! It's a Dream Come True! Listen to Kevin Cormier's Space Goo now! Starring:Matthew HoelterKristen HallenSteph Callaghanand Olivia Perry as Kevin Cormier

Chris and Suze Sacco’s P Town is America’s favorite kids’ show, but things are anything but sunshiny backstage. The Saccos’ marriage is falling apart under the weight of jealousy, ambition, and an inability to start a “real” family. Will the show survive its leads’ issues, or will the tragedy of the real world spill into P Town? Read The Script Here: https://goo.gl/9eq6qPStarring:Spencer D BlairRe...

On Wednesday, November 28th, at 8:30 PM, in the Upstairs of the Beat Kitchen, you will get to see a LIVE Please Make This! All part of the Chicago Podcast Festival. Get your tickets TODAY!https://www.beatkitchen.com/event/tw-eventinfo/Gab+To+Go%2C+Please+Make+This/8723355/

Gertrude Slime was one of the biggest porn stars of the 70’s; an icon of the sexual revolution now retired and spending her twilight years bored and reminiscing. When an internet search takes her to the page of an aspiring SoundCloud rapper named Dirty Napz (@DirtyNapz), Gertrude finds herself suddenly in a relationship again. Despite their age difference, the pair find kinship in their art, their...

Please Make This’s Hobert Thompson leaves his comfort zone by stepping out of the beer soaked world of house parties and into the wine sipping, cheese tasting world of a gallery opening. In this episode of At The Parties you’ll hear him giggling nervously as he interviews *stuffy voice* patrons of the arts *end stuffy voice* about films they’d recently seen, and straining not to tell an elderly wo...

The Clean Magic cleaning company has been a fixture of their neighborhood for years. Just a normal family, workin’ in the Big Apple. Only that’s what they want you to think! Really they are the premier fixers for the fantastical community of NYC, cleaning up everything from alien invasions to undead plagues, all in secrecy with the help of a crew of top-notch specialists. But times change, and the...

On this NEW Please Make This Minisode, Richie sits down with a guest to review a movie before they even seen it, and then immediately review that same movie right after they see it! This week's episode features reviews of the movie The Meg and the second half of this episode contains spoilers for the movie The Meg.

Coach Hazard’s varsity women’s field hockey team isn’t the best, or the toughest, or the fastest, but they are all having the same dream…so there’s that? Every night the girls see a troubling figure, a strange symbol, and a sinister force pulling them toward something in the woods. Can Kristie and Peg pull the team together to figure out what’s going on before they reach the dream’s end? Read the...

Please Make This’s Hobert Thompson interviews guests at a very fun bi-birthday extravaganza. Beers are consumed, guacamole is made table-side, and Skull Island is defended with the passion of King Kong himself. At The Parties Recommends:Antman & The Wasp Eighth GradeIn BrugesHotel Transylvania 3: Summer VacationDisaster ArtistTagKingsman 2: The Golden CircleUnfriended: Dark WebKong: Skull Isla...

Frank Cosmos always wanted to be astronaut, but sometimes life serves you up a different slice of fate. After her beloved father dies, Frank is visited by his ghost, who conveys his dying wish: move to New Zealand and run his pie shop, Moonpie. Can this All-American tech wiz make life in a small New Zealand town work? Can she ever learn to cook? Who will she fall for: the shy shepherd with the kin...

In the third highly anticipated installment of The Legally Blonde franchise, Elle Woods sets her sights on the White House. But when a degenerative macular disease causes her to lose her eyesight, Elle gives her voice to a underrepresented constituency. Starring Elle Woods as herselfWritten by Spencer D Blair

Jessica’s not really feeling Halloween this year. She doesn’t want to dress up in a silly couple costume with her girlfriend, Jennifer; doesn’t want to go out; and certainly doesn’t want to baby-sit four sugar-crazed kids. But when things go from costume party to monster mash thanks to a witch’s spell, Jessica finds herself leading her monstrous charges through the weirdest Halloween of their live...

What does it take to flop on Broadway? Producer Richie Owens tells the story of Max Bialystock and Leo Bloom.

In the big city it’s a metaphorical dog eat dog world, a metaphorical concrete jungle, a metaphorical street fight. But for baker Alex Liddell, it’s about to get way more literal. After foiling a mugging, Alex is invited into the city’s most exclusive martial arts tournament, where average folk from every walk of life compete for a life changing top prize, or suffer the wrath of The Red Queen. Can...

Hobert talks to guests at Richie and Lara’s joint, 2019 themed Birthday Party. He has the majority of the plot of The Kissing Booth explained to him. Happy Birthday, Richie and Lara!"Thanks, Hobert" - Richie

Left a lonely beach orphan after her parent’s tragic demises, Pepper Elizabeth spends her days stealing, dancing, and being a badass beach bitch. But when a time traveller comes to her with a dire mission and a team of slightly familiar historical figures, it’s up to Pepper Elizabeth to shake the sand from her hair and learn to do some instruments, because only Rock ’n’ Roll can save the future! R...

In the stark desert wasteland populated by a broken humanity driven by survival, a group of 20 something year-old friends make the best of a bad situation. In a future where society has definitely gone on a break, these friends still laugh, cry, fall in love, and hide from maniacal motorcycle gangs. Read The Script Here: https://goo.gl/PZ2yeiStarring:Elsie How as MonicaHobert Thompson as RossLara...

The Hellmans are just like any normal family: three kids, a devoted mom, and a step-father who trying to fit in. Only in this case, the step-father is Evil Incarnate, the Lord of Lies, The Morning Star…SATAN! But this handsome devil is more interested in grilling brats than sinners, and he’s doing everything he can to make the family’s first trip to his fiery home go smoothly. With his kids Zippy,...

There's a world out there that many can't see. Producer Richie Owens tells this story about John Nada.

Parties, get-togethers, gatherings, hootenannies, jamborees, keggers, ragers…Danto Inferni’s Party Castle contains many a festive occasion. Do you dare open the doors to this most tubular of establishments, or will the fear of committing a party foul keep you standing outside? DARE, friends! Open those doors and come inside, there’s many hors d’oeuvres and refreshments in here, and you might even...

The first Please Make This minisode where we take a break from creating movies and talk about ones that have already been made, ideas we came up with outside of the podcast, and some other short form experiments! First up is At The Parties with Hobert! Film critics spend their whole careers developing their critical voices, opinions, and theories on film. But why let those stuffy ol’ bigheads have...

No one is bigger, badder, or meaner than feared outlaw “Cactus” Jack Marshal. After years of cutting a bloody swath through the Southwest, Cactus Jack kidnaps a young boy to train to carry on his infamous legend. With Buck at his side, Cactus Jack goes to settle an old score only to find out someone’s already beat them to it. After assembling a colorful gang of killers and thieves, Jack and Buck s...

When Rick was a kid, his favorite restaurant was Horseplay. It may have been silly, poor quality, and kitschy—but it left an impression on young Rick that stayed long after the place had closed down. Unemployed but dearly loved by his wife and daughter, Rick finds himself adrift till he comes up with a plan: bring back Horseplay. Can this family round up success with this buck-wild theme restauran...

In a world where everyone has a superpower—ranging from incredible to the incredibly mundane—Claire is one of the few with no idea what she can do. Fresh out of college, Claire has to face the daunting forces of uncertainty, parental disappointment, and envy of her friends’ wide array of abilities. Will a seminar with a noted self-help hero help her unlock the power within her, or will Claire neve...

New neighbors have moved to the friendly neighborhood of Damen Meadows and the families on the block are throwing a celebratory BBQ to welcome them. It seems like such a nice street full of nice families…but simmering underneath are years of resentments, betrayals, and infidelities. If things turn nasty, will the residents of Damen Meadows come together, or tear themselves apart? Read the script h...