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The Merry Mutants over at PDLTTYLDOI head back to school and burger king in that order to discuss the 2000s animation of X-Men: Evolution! But before that, they put on their chrome helmets and test their mettle with CEREBRO'S X-QUIZ! Don't miss it! Send evidence of your fabulous secret powers: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

Dive into the basement with everyone's favorite disgusting roguelike. If you screw up? Don't worry champ. You'll get 'em next time. Send us your revolting final Isaac builds at: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

It is impossible to exaggerate any of the qualities of this podcast any more, including our selfishness and greediness. They are already exaggerated enough. Have a rotten day. Send us links to dangerous treasures: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

The PDL crew shrinks again to explore a movie made out of spite!!!!

Kachow on this Send Cars Universe History Documents and Biological diagrams to: Pleasedontcast@gmail.com Patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

In which our heroes claim that the odorless, tasteless, lethal nerve gas is real, and that the the big movie about the UFO is fake. Send irregular sunburn pictures to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

The Fifth Element is ACTUALLY surprise. WHich you won't be feeling when reading Luc Besson's wikipedia page. Send your most intimate of intimate questions to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

This entire movie was an elaborate scheme to get Jennifer Saunders to sing "Holding Out for a Hero". Everything else in the movie was created by working backwards. Let us know that you understood that reference at: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

The original AND the 2000s live-action movie. There are very few franchises where you can say that and not grimace with horror. You need a special inhalant to take the G-forces of this podcast, but if you drink any water while you're on the stuff you'll hallucinate and crash. But uh, you'll probably be fine I guess. Send illegal dangerous car designs to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/please...

A wild mix of animation and live action that screams 2001!! Featuring Bob Odenkirk, a raunchy monkey, and others! Maybe the most differing opinions from our hosts yet!

A reflection on how this has been the podcasts' greatest year yet... from a certain point of view. Feign shock.

I'm not sure I like the way that baby's looking at us... I hope this is easy, like the time we fought the sun, and not hard, like the time we fought an orangutan on a boat. Send enemies named after 80's music icons to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Oh thank god you're here, Spider-Man! That car isn't going to punch itself! Send stolen pizzas to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

If you think about it, anyone could get smashed by a mace while they were sleeping. It's not a Gargoyle-exclusive problem. Send robot duplicates of magical creatures to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

From now on, we're solving ALL our problems by throwing a hundred little radish termites at them. Send funny names for Avocados to: twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast pleasedontcast@gmail.com

The crew explores the life a mysterious life of a 16 year old seemingly born yesterday! He learns about humanity and we learn about old ABC dramas. No this is not Smallville.

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but give us some leftover takeout containers and some epoxy and you'd be surprised what we can make happen. Send photos of cosplayers eating pizza here: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Byron joins our heroes through shaky hotel internet to attempt a normal conversation about hurting your balls while doing a skateboard trick. Also, the TV show Letterkenny, and the new theme song, while we're at it. Send phone location data jokes to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

Hey, do you know anyone selling Baby Shoes? What about buying? Trying to get into the market, here. Send in your own sexy genie stories: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

Introducing... the Blanks club. A wrestling team of rowdy Americans far less intimidating, but just as rude as the Bullet Club. Listen to their gimmicks, snack reviews, and thoughts on NJPW's own Wrestle Kingdom. Get into the ring, and ready to listen!

Can you make a sequel to our beloved Deus Ex by combining all the possible endings, setting it 20 years in the future, and hardest of all, making it accessible on P.C. and console?

We should really have a meeting about this. featuring: A very bold internetarchive review Apply for anti-Godzilla committee positions: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

[1] Hate Newspaper [2] Glass Him [3] I didn't ask for this [4] I traded Clarissa out for our safety. twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast pleasedontcast@gmail.com

Our crew takes to the skies in some rather... interesting vehicle friends as they examine Dragon Pilot: Hisone and Masotan! Along the ride they also discuss their own ideal animal companions, and that one car from Speed Racer where you can't drink any water.

The truth is out there... not here, exactly, but somewhere. Here is pretty much just marvin the martian impressions and reflections on Scully's big coats