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Oh wait, the got BIG BIRD in this one?! He must've been so expensive... Send us your Christmas Cards! pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Leave a Pork Pie and some sherry out for your favorite podcast, because this year they're not the only skeletons coming down the chimney... Send us swords, so we can learn important lessons: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Rhythm and Beat will infest your pathetic body for all eternity. Will you groove? Or will you reject the dance floor and forfeit your soul? Send your cheap plastic peripherals to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

In this episode, WE accuse our parents... of getting us interested in a bunch of vhs tapes and audio cassettes! Also, 3 entire episode of MST3K! Send us your ideas for movie-length McDonalds commercials: twitter.com/pleasedontcast pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast

Creepy lake, self-inflicted head wounds, and coffee made from projector goop... time for a nice, relaxing, puzzle solving afternoon. Send Files based on all of our personal traumas here: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

This is the kind of crew that will see a body hanging from a tree, ignore it for five days and then go up to one of the locals and say: "We could help: by brutally dismantling the free market." Send us your rare cryptids: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Across: 1. Very Unfocused Podcast Down: 2.Place to send e-mails, episode topics, and ways to describe Oreos pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

A guest joins the show to help them take the title of "Hazardous Materials" very, VERY literally. Send us your regional poisons: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/plasedontcast

Welcome to the Gungeon. ANY weapon you could imagine is here... but your immediate choices are the balloon, the mailbox, or the noodle. Later, you'll WISH you were this lucky again. Send us your spent shells: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

This podcast goes out to everyone who just KNOWS the coffee machine is giving them a funny look. Stay safe out there. Send us your most evil windshield wipers: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

People who complain about spoilers might have a point. I mean this show spoils who the grisly murderer is in minute 1 of episode 1! Where is your common decency, Higurashi?! Don't you now that there are some people who aren't paying attention all of the time? Send Cotton-drifting festival fun activities to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

What's Halloween without some bones to burn? Send us eerily accurate descriptions of our lives and thoughts: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

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The report describes the victims being hypnotised into killing by reptetitive, droning sounds- like two guys attempting to describe the feeling of someone's face off to you, or how many bats a movie is worth. Send a plate of uncooked fish to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

PERHAPS THE SAME COULD BE SAID OF ALL RELIGIONS Have at us: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

If you see a shambling, fuzzy, blurry monster- freeze! You have to make sure you DON'T make any sudden moves that could give away your position. Unless it's the kind of monster you need to make sudden movements to get by- in that case ALWAYS make sudden movements. Quite simple, really. Send spare lamp oil to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Call them HACKS if you must, but they're the only ones willing to DIG UP the courage to get SHOTS at a director's CUT like this. Zombie. Send the first real emotion in your entire life to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

Our heroes have crossed oceans of time to bring you this podcast... Recurring guest Sydney brings forward a tale of love... hot, bloody love, and it's only appropriate that the occasion is used to talk about which monsters they'd "bone". Enjoy with your red liquid of choice. Send your ancestral dirt to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

So right here, we had two options. Option A: Upload a really great and insightful podcast episode about a topic people still care and search about- or B: Hoot and holler about a movie from the mid 2000s that no one besides Cam was google searching for, and wallow in our own obscurity Should've gone with A. Send us your secret ball-strengthening techniques: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/plea...

A fundamental law of the universe- no matter what you're doing, it's going to mess up your back. Send meaner Yoga trainers phone numbers to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Luck IS a skill. Submit detailed Go Fish strategies to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

This timeline might go better for you, as long as you don't let all the civilians get melted while trying to step on a single bug. Send extra time pilots to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

They really will just make a movie about any animal these days. I remember when hollywood used to have some STANDARDS. Send CG Children's movie pitches to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

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Pizza. Sodas. Half-Life 1's unbalanced and disjointed multiplayer. All that's standing in the way of a good night... is Microsoft Windows. And It doesn't stand a chance. Send pleas for us to Buy Halo 1 on PC to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast