Platonic Polyamory (fka Undressing Underground)

Jennifer's gone viral again for her hot takes on polyamory and Christianity. This time her wealthy grandmother caught wind of it and cut her out of the will and the rest of her life. So, we talk about that. Partly because I fucked up scheduling again and Sara Century thought we were recording the following week, partly because Jennifer's life is endlessly interesting. 

Mickey Reece made it this week! As a bunch of scum sucking freaks, we all felt a kindred spirit in the DIY, and even the more recent sellout arthouse horror films of Mickey Reece. If you're unfamiliar with Mickey Reece, just know that he is probably 30-something years old, but his IMDB features 37 film and only 9 of them are available publicly. Because of this, his predilection for casual experime...

I was listening to Desert Oracle recently and noticed he stopped using episode numbers and it occurred to me that if there's anything less pointless than naming these episodes, it's assigning them numbers. So, no more of that. This is a non-episode in which I fucked up scheduling our guest and he didn't show, so we talked about Tim Tebow and movies with weird thoughts on trans people. I also poste...

Long delayed recording and now long delayed upload. Brandon and Jennifer were both somehow on vacation at the same time, then I was down for the count with intestinal issues, then Jennifer and I both had COVID, then I was down with intestinal issues again... and then they returned again after recording. But, here we are. As previously discussed here and in our 2015 documentary about her Indiana No...

Tripp Nasty takes us deep into the strange and scary world of Denver's alt music scene. Tripp discusses his history as a computer programmer(??) and future physicist(???) before recently going for his masters in accounting(????) all while developing a deep appreciation of sound and Moog's synthesizers. He also talks about landing in jail for two days during the pandemic (?????) and a Denver indust...

This podcast is called Platonic Polyamory now. For this episode Jennifer wanted Josh to pick out a movie for us to watch and discuss, but Josh didn't want to so I lied and said he picked Chungking Express because I knew she'd love it. And she did. Anyway, we tried to do the whole movie podcast thing like Cinepunx does but none of us are motivated or structured enough to actually plan something lik...

An Undressing Underground regular joins us this week to explain noise music to Jennifer and the Get Along Gang (and her fan fiction about it) to all of us. We also talk about Anal Cunt (Jennifer's new favorite band), Eric Clapton, obscure midwest noise acts we know personally, Jennifer's OnlyFans and the paupers that patronize it, Joyful Noise Records, and whatever Laura's tangents are about. Feat...

The first episode of our new series, Platonic Polyamory. Some guy named Josh that follows Jennifer on Twitter tells us about the Christian lore permeating throughout the Insane Clown Posse's music. We also discuss the ethics of talking during previews, places Jennifer and Brandon have had sex, annoying poly identities, stuff our exes are sending each other money for on Venmo because they haven't r...

Alvin Lucier died the day we recorded this. I explain his seminal piece... poorly. Then we listen to the first episode as played from Brandon's computer, picked up by his mic, and then recorded from my computer speakers with my mic. As always with this episode, taking the wrong lessons from avant garde greats. We're never gonna get that CIA seed money. In keeping with the spirit of this episode, h...

Ni tradukis la skripton en Esperanton kaj legis ĝin fonetike. Ĝi estis torturo. Absoluta fika torturo. Mi neniam volas fari ion tian denove. Ĝi igis min bedaŭri komenci ĉi tiun podkaston en la unua loko. Kia ab.

Talking about 9/11, Halloween, pooping in the woods, addiction, Princess Diana, the 90s Flinstones movies, cooking shows, polyamory, and whether this is the most nihilistic podcast there is. Don't forget to check out Jennifer's linktree: https://linktr.ee/jennifercmartin Also Brandon and I have a spooky and absurd radio play we put out digitally and on bootleg cassette: https://grayromantics.bandc...

Brandon, Jennifer, and Rob are joined by absurdly prolific noise/vaporwave/pluderphonics/rock/hiphop/blues/satire/neoclassical musician, poet, video game scorer, and recent documentary filmmaker, The Smudge. We brought him on to talk some shit, but mostly to score our 18th recital. I don't know what else to say. He likes french fries and Slavoj Žižek. If you like anything you hear, you can probabl...

I fucked up. I accidentally turned off the recording for Brandon and Jennifer for about 10 minutes toward the end while Brandon was still reading. To make up for it I spliced in their mics from another episode to compliment my bare recording of myself and also threw in some audio of me taking a lovely little walk through New Brunswick this past Mother's Day.

Rob's turn.

Probably the most pointlessly avant garde episode yet. We talk about Afghanistan, then Jennifer recites the entire episode while Brandon plays music and I breathe and try to communicate with him over her, then we talk about Bukowski.

Fuck.

We raced each other to see who could read our own parts first. Mostly we talked about cancel culture and capitalism. Brandon's got a cool mic. I talk over Jennifer a lot but try to give her room to speak.

I was hospitalized and am still sick, so that's why this is late. Sorry to the recurring 5 listeners.

I've got nothing else to say. You know more or less what this show is now if you've heard any other episode.

The gang reads a bunch of words off a page.

Hey, we're back! This time I'm Jennifer, Jennifer's Brandon, and Brandon's me! Hoorah! Apparently most people that listen to this don't realize that it's the same episode every time. So, yes, this is our 8th time reading the transcription I wrote of the first episode, which was not scripted. Enjoy. Or don't. We talk about some other stuff too. Still not sure where this is going, but it's going the...

Sorry for the delay, I've been busy. We may just do two weeks from today now. I dunno. This episode Jennifer is Rob, Brandon is Jennifer, and Rob is Brandon. Next week, more inanity. I meant to do a Peter & the Wolf intro, because all podcasts are obligated to do that at least once, but I didn't. Sorry. 

I dunno I'm still high. We all got high. Went about as you'd expect. Also listened to a lot allegedly royalty free future funk that's present through most of this so sue the YouTube, not me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVOH00wVFbc&t=3035s if you wanna check it out without us. It's very upbeat and nice. There was a song sorta like that on the new of Montreal album. I know it's not cool to l...

By far the most belligerent (and thus longest) attempt yet. I still feel like crap from how much I drank. Some of Jennifer's lines take new meaning this week. Stay tuned for more of the same in two weeks. READ Jennifer's new story, DEAD BLACK LINGERIE over at Olney Magazine in the link below. https://www.olneymagazine.com/features/dead-black-lingerie

It's lent. We're bored and sober. Brandon performs mukbang. If there's no links here, it's because I didn't come back to add them after making dinner. Look at the old episodes for links. It's Bandcamp Friday this week, so buy Brandon and my stuff.