Planet 93.9

A Japanese man is in trouble for having too many girlfriends and too many birthdays. Dave wants to close down the beaches again. This time it's because of ticks!

You can own a piece of the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs. The PGA is working out a new bonus structure. 

Imagine thinking a counterfeit million dollar bill would actually work. At a Dollar General. Painting your roof with a new paint could save you a ton of money on energy costs.

Two French pals experiment on each other with hemerrhoid cream. We can add maple syrup to the list of things we need to worry about.

A pro bowler picks up the 7-10 Split on TV for the first time in 30 years. A new Transformer toy will cost you $700. Steak-Umms is feuding with astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson on Twitter.

Colorado is auctioning off 420-friendly license plates. A South Carolina man does a Walk of Shame. The Mrs. Sri Lanka Pageant ends with the winner getting a skull injury.

A rough day at the stock market ends with a lethal bath in molten steel. Dave doesn't understand how HGTV works.

An Arkansas town has a 91-year-old cop on the beat. A baby's night light makes strange noises. A family argues about Easter cakes.

The Great Pickle Shortage of 2021 is happening even though there's plenty of pickles.  Darren has a great idea for a local edition of Undercover Boss.

Can Artificial Intelligence come up with good pick-up lines? Is revenge best served in the drive-thru of a McDonald's?

Topanga's husband claims he found shrimp tails in his Cinnamon Toast Crunch. An HGTV host got scammed. Chinese weddings are strange.

We're back from Spring Break, tanned, rested and ready with tales of drawbridge mishaps, altar hijinx and a repurposed bridge for buffalo. 

This year's St. Patrick's Day Spooktacular features tales of fake plastic surgeons, grand theft auto and special guest star Bobby Moynihan. Sláinte.

A Florida Man has his grandfather's ears. That's not a comment on their shared family appearance. The ears are in his pocket. Meanwhile a woman claims a German rollercoaster for her boyfriend.

A stuntman sits in a pool of bean dip for 24 in an attempt to save his favorite restaurant.while a man considers breaking up with his fake redheaded girlfriend. 

This episode features a llamas at a University if Iowa fraternity and a Kentucky bear eating 70 lbs of cocaine. Or did the bear go to Iowa and the llamas eat the cocaine? Either way...enjoy!

Is $3800 too much money to spend on a nipple piercing? Would Dave make a good king? Why is that train horn going off?

A teenager has saved all of his eraser shavings since first grade. An affirmation tattoo is sending the wrong message. A moped accident results in an unexpected injury.

They're making Reese's Peanut Butter Cups using only peanut butter as the ingredient. Cake in a bucket is a thing that exists. Dave Heller joins us to talk about his dream of a bi-state mattress race.

Archaeologists have discovered a "Lamborghini" chariot under Pompeii. Darren plays Florida No Florida. People leave a lot of lottery winnings on the table.

This episode features a miraculous rescue at sea, drunk robots and a pirate who needs to find a new gig. 

An Arizona man works way too hard to get out of work. Florida Man does 120mph because a song told him to.

Yet ANOTHER gender party reveal death?!? Yep. It's raining 777 parts and aliens are flying over Des Moines, New Mexico. These are interesting times.

Someone claims they've invented underpants that will clean themselves. Dave reads more lost ring/metal detector stories.

Thanks to Netflix, corsets are BACK! It's possible Kevin was never really alone in his home.