Pixelated Sausage - The Pixelated Sausage Show

I didn't think it was possible, but somehow they managed to ruin Missile Command. How'd they do it? Well, they...eff that...listen to the show if you want to know how the impossible became possible; however, if you don't care about Missile Command, worry not, there's plenty of other stuff discussed on this week's episode, including more Star Trek (new for me/old for you Star Trek), and a handful o...

This week's episode is a bit all over the place, but I think it's good, "all over the place," if that makes any sense. Marc talks about a handful of shows and movies and a butthole load of games, including a game that could benefit from the tightening powers of such aforementioned buttholes. Anyway... (And if you haven't already, or are a listener and not a watcher, please like, subscribe, hit the...

After talking about Star Trek: The Next Generation for the last time (I swear), Marc talks about the 2003 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles show (and why one particular thing about it annoys the hell out of them) before diving deep into a healthy helping of games, including the new Ghostbusters game and one of the worst games they've played all year; get excited, you must, but only if you want. (And if...

I may not have much to talk about this week, but I sure have a lot to say about a little, so if a game about listening or a game about building tickles your fancy, you're in for a treat this week; however, that's not the whole story. If you're still safe from tickling, there's also a bit more Star Trek: The Next Generation and a handful of great Patreon questions to round out the show. (And if you...

If you thought this week's episode would not include some Star Trek: The Next Generation talk, you'd be wrong...dead wrong--we've still got at least a month of this shit before we start podcasting (deep space) nine to five; however, there's plenty more to satisfy your podcasting appetite if Star Trek isn't your jam. In addition to all the trekking, we've got Serial Cleaners, The Gallery, Moonscars...

This week's episode--which I can say now--sees the return of weekly episodes--see: five seconds ago--with even more Star Trek: The Next Generation--a lot more--as well as a bit more Insecure, a lot (not more) NeverAwake--an actual good game that's actually good--and (how much more can I say more) more. (And if you haven't already, or are a listener and not a watcher, please like, subscribe, hit th...

This episode may be shorter than most, but that doesn't mean it's worse than most; quite the opposite, in fact. Marc talks about SpiderHeck, Potion Permit, of course and obviously more Star Trek: The Next Generation, Superstore, Insecure, Rumble in the Bronx, and more. As always, thanks for watching or listening, I hope you enjoy the show, and I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day. (And if...

While not quite a zero out of ten, Marc talks about their disappointment with River City Girls Zero, as well as Unexplored 2: The Wayfarer's Legacy, Maggie the Magnet, Star Trek: The Next Generation (again), Star Trek: The Motion Picture, and more. As always, thanks for watching or listening, I hope you enjoy the show, and I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day. (And if you haven't already,...

Marc continues their TNG journey while taking a break to talk about Isonzo, Foretales, Destroy All Humans! 2 Reprobed, WarGames, why Matthew Broderick is ACTUALLY the worst, and more. As always, thank you for watching or listening and I hope you enjoy the show. (And if you haven't already, or are a listener and not a watcher, please like, subscribe, hit the bell, and all that jazz; it may not seem...

Marc has basically nothing to talk about this episode, but manages to ramble on and on making it one of the longest episodes to date as they talk about Star Trek: The Next Generation, Galaxy Quest, some Pixar nonsense, a handful of Van Damme movies, and more. As always, thank you for watching or listening and I hope you enjoy the show. (And if you haven't already, or are a listener and not a watch...

Not forgetting to unmute their mic this episode, Marc gets it done in one and talks about Lost, Kaichu: The Kaiju Dating Sim, Rick Henderson, Roadwarden, and more on this here episode of The Pixelated Sausage Show. As always, thank you for watching or listening and I hope you enjoy the show. (And if you haven't already, or are a listener and not a watcher, please like, subscribe, hit the bell, and...

After forgetting to unmute their mic the first go-round, Marc takes two and talks about Star Trek: The Next Generation, Lost, Thymesia, and more on this here episode of The Pixelated Sausage Show. As always, thank you for watching or listening and I hope you enjoy the show.  

Marc talks about the future of Pixelated Sausage (read more here ), Yellowstone, Stargate SG-1, Live Free or Die Hard, Onsen Master, Time on Frog Island, and more on this here episode of The Pixelated Sausage Show. As always, thank you for watching or listening and I hope you enjoy the show.

Marc talks about Prey, Mad Max: Fury Road, Stargate SG-1, Die Hard 2, Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?, The Company Man, and more on this here episode of The Pixelated Sausage Show. As always, thank you for watching or listening and I hope you enjoy the show.

Marc fixed every technical issue this week, exchanging all technical farts for brain sharts instead, leading to the most in-depth Good Lord Bird discussion you'll ever hear. In addition to that very thoughtful conversation, Marc talks about their newfound Eddie Murphy discovery, the moment they realized Jamie Lee Curtis was a woman, and a game where a mouse steals your cheese while a dude in red p...

Marc does their best to deliver the goods and remain distraction-free while frames of the non-picture kind start skipping left and right. Thankfully , they're 99.9% sure they figured out the problem and will never have to worry about it again, but for now, for this episode, they ( aka , I) apologize for the annoyance. With that out of the way, this episodes sees a shocking discovery about Star Tre...

If you like being slowly chased by large balls and games about hunting hedgehogs, you're going to love this episode of The Pixelated Sausage Show. Disclaimer: I don't think there's any actually hunting of hedgehogs in Way of the Hunter, but it worked for the rhyme and that's more important than the truth sometimes. Disclaimer #2: There is never anything more important than the truth, even if lying...

Marc pisses off MCU fans everywhere this episode by taking a number two on Doctor Strange #2 before gushing over HBO's Watchmen and Regina King respectively. After that, they talk about what they've been playing and how each game disappointed them in one way or another, followed by a few Patreon questions that really got them thinking this week. Anyway, that's it and that's all. As always, thank y...

On this week's episode, Marc talks about The Witcher Netflix series after rewatching the first season and a bit of the second, a game about cats with nutcracker mouths, another where you kick the shit out of walls to climb them, one that plays itself...literally, another that feels like a mobile game but isn't a mobile game, and one that'll have you repeatedly asking, "What even is this shit?" Any...

This episode is a mess, but hopefully y'all are able to find some enjoyment from it and its overall poopiness. With that little disclaimer out of the way, I start things off talking about a bunch of TV shows I didn't click with before getting to the meat and potatoes-aka, the video games--including one of the worst games I've ever played. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks, so thank you for wa...

As I continue going through the growing pains of getting back into podcasting all proper like, I found even greater pains in the watching of season three of Star Trek: The Original Series, which somehow managed to be even worse than I was led to believe. I also talked about a handful of games as well, but none were particularly great, with the very best of the bunch being pretty to look at and lit...

This episode was meant to be a short one as I talk about doing two shorter episodes a week instead of one long episode; however, I still managed to ramble on for a little over 45 minutes. I talked about Star Trek: The Original Series and a handful of not-too-shabby games, including a pair of visual novels. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks, so thank you for watching or listening and I hope yo...

Two weeks in a row doesn't mean much of anything, but it does at least mean I enjoyed the test episode enough to continue with this (hopeful) permanent return to solo podcasting. I talked about more than just games this week with a bit of anime, a sprinkling of TV, and a healthy helping of dumb Patron-submitted questions. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks, so thank you for watching or listeni...

Hello and welcome to this here return to traditional podcasting for one Marc Kusnierz (aka, me). It's been quite a while and I'm definitely rusty, but I do hope you enjoy this first (but not first) episode as I talk about some of my plans for the show, as well as many games--all of which can be found below along with timestamps for all. Speaking of timestamps, a YouTube version of the podcast is a...

RICO: London is not a good game. The shooting and visuals are just okay, there are bugs and performance issues throughout, and the gameplay is incredibly repetitive; however, despite or because of all this, it's a surprisingly good time. It may seem weird to shit on a game only to follow said shitting with, "But it's a good time," but to try and act like I didn't have fun playing RICO: London woul...