Pixelated Sausage - The Pixelated Sausage Show

Marc talks about Prey, Mad Max: Fury Road, Stargate SG-1, Die Hard 2, Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?, The Company Man, and more on this here episode of The Pixelated Sausage Show. As always, thank you for watching or listening and I hope you enjoy the show.

Marc fixed every technical issue this week, exchanging all technical farts for brain sharts instead, leading to the most in-depth Good Lord Bird discussion you'll ever hear. In addition to that very thoughtful conversation, Marc talks about their newfound Eddie Murphy discovery, the moment they realized Jamie Lee Curtis was a woman, and a game where a mouse steals your cheese while a dude in red p...

Marc does their best to deliver the goods and remain distraction-free while frames of the non-picture kind start skipping left and right. Thankfully , they're 99.9% sure they figured out the problem and will never have to worry about it again, but for now, for this episode, they ( aka , I) apologize for the annoyance. With that out of the way, this episodes sees a shocking discovery about Star Tre...

If you like being slowly chased by large balls and games about hunting hedgehogs, you're going to love this episode of The Pixelated Sausage Show. Disclaimer: I don't think there's any actually hunting of hedgehogs in Way of the Hunter, but it worked for the rhyme and that's more important than the truth sometimes. Disclaimer #2: There is never anything more important than the truth, even if lying...

Marc pisses off MCU fans everywhere this episode by taking a number two on Doctor Strange #2 before gushing over HBO's Watchmen and Regina King respectively. After that, they talk about what they've been playing and how each game disappointed them in one way or another, followed by a few Patreon questions that really got them thinking this week. Anyway, that's it and that's all. As always, thank y...

On this week's episode, Marc talks about The Witcher Netflix series after rewatching the first season and a bit of the second, a game about cats with nutcracker mouths, another where you kick the shit out of walls to climb them, one that plays itself...literally, another that feels like a mobile game but isn't a mobile game, and one that'll have you repeatedly asking, "What even is this shit?" Any...

This episode is a mess, but hopefully y'all are able to find some enjoyment from it and its overall poopiness. With that little disclaimer out of the way, I start things off talking about a bunch of TV shows I didn't click with before getting to the meat and potatoes-aka, the video games--including one of the worst games I've ever played. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks, so thank you for wa...

As I continue going through the growing pains of getting back into podcasting all proper like, I found even greater pains in the watching of season three of Star Trek: The Original Series, which somehow managed to be even worse than I was led to believe. I also talked about a handful of games as well, but none were particularly great, with the very best of the bunch being pretty to look at and lit...

This episode was meant to be a short one as I talk about doing two shorter episodes a week instead of one long episode; however, I still managed to ramble on for a little over 45 minutes. I talked about Star Trek: The Original Series and a handful of not-too-shabby games, including a pair of visual novels. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks, so thank you for watching or listening and I hope yo...

Two weeks in a row doesn't mean much of anything, but it does at least mean I enjoyed the test episode enough to continue with this (hopeful) permanent return to solo podcasting. I talked about more than just games this week with a bit of anime, a sprinkling of TV, and a healthy helping of dumb Patron-submitted questions. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks, so thank you for watching or listeni...

Hello and welcome to this here return to traditional podcasting for one Marc Kusnierz (aka, me). It's been quite a while and I'm definitely rusty, but I do hope you enjoy this first (but not first) episode as I talk about some of my plans for the show, as well as many games--all of which can be found below along with timestamps for all. Speaking of timestamps, a YouTube version of the podcast is a...

RICO: London is not a good game. The shooting and visuals are just okay, there are bugs and performance issues throughout, and the gameplay is incredibly repetitive; however, despite or because of all this, it's a surprisingly good time. It may seem weird to shit on a game only to follow said shitting with, "But it's a good time," but to try and act like I didn't have fun playing RICO: London woul...

It's the end of an era. This is, for now and maybe forever, the final episode of The Pixelated Sausage Podcast. It's been quite the adventure and one hell of a ride, but I think anyone who's paid any attention has seen the writing on the wall for a while now; my heart just hasn't been in this show. My love and passion has been directed towards other projects--like Attack the Backlog and streaming-...

It's been an interesting week and the week that's about to follow it is going to be even more interesting. This episode is light on content because I both didn't play much and, on top of that, I completely forgot about this show (again). What does all this mean? It means I am now seriously considering retiring The Pixelated Sausage Podcast. I feel like it's been pretty obvious, especially as of la...

And just like that, the year is almost over. Was it good, was it bad? Who's to say, but it's definitely been had. I think I speak for only me when I say this year has been exhausting and I can't wait to start fresh with a new one that hopefully, eventually, finds us all returning to some kind of normalcy; however, the year is not over just yet and there are still games to talk about, including The...

Somehow, the year is almost over and yet it feels like it's only just begun, or maybe it actually feels like it's been multiple years despite it only being one. Whether you fall into the former camp or the latter camp, many games have come and gone in this here year of 2021 and this episode features a plethora of games that just came out only recently (or, at the very least, came out on a new plat...

The weight of the year is being felt and exhaustion is hitting us all, but Marc still manages to find the time to check out and talk about a few games this week, like always, including The Gunk (only their impression based off the first hour and a half or so), White Shadows (another one of those Limbo-likes), and DEEEER Simulator (a game all about--oh deer god...make it stop!), and more. Also, the...

Marc starts things off talking about their realization that they're allergic to Brussels sprouts and the adventure they had pooping all the poop. Once their bowels are empty, they dive deep into what they've been playing, including Hot Wheels Unleashed (finally!), Mini Madness (a game that wishes it was Hot Wheels Unleashed ), and Drizzlepath : Deja Vu (a walking simulator with controls that make...

After forgetting about the podcast last week, Marc is back in average form with a brand new episode full of games of many sorts. There's a first-person dungeon crawler with great art, a surprisingly good licensed 3D platformer, and one of the best visual novels Marc has ever played. There's also some crap too. If you want to know what's what--some are easier to guess than others--you'll just have...

The title says it all. It's been such a busy week that I completely forgot I even do this podcast, so as the evening of today creeped up, I remembered, "Wait...don't I do a weekly podcast about games and crap?!" So here we are with a thankful episode you can easily skip if you want, but if you choose to give it a listen, expect a shorty featuring a few things I'm thankful for, including you yourse...

Marc starts things off this week with a bit of backward compatibility talk, before diving into what they've been playing, including a party game that's no fun for parties of one, a resource management sim with oral and anal sex, and a visual novel with barely, if any, romance. If any of that sounds interesting to you, give this episode a listen and hopefully you have yourself a good time. Anyway.....

This week's episode is short, but sweet, with not one, but multiple treats. There's an RTS game on consoles that controls surprisingly well, a classic shmup that's good whether you're a fan or not, and a solid platformer inspired by 8-bit classics. If any of this sounds good to you, give this here episode a listen while you poo. You're sure to have a good time and, even if you don't, it'll at leas...

This week's episode has a couple of point-and-click adventures, a dreamy game that's sometimes a nightmare to play, a game all about fishing that finds me fishing for reasons to stick with it in its current buggy form, and a bloody Micro Machines -type game that's surprisingly okay (but just okay). Also, there's a new season and a new map for Apex Legends , so that's a thing too. Anyway...That's i...

This week's episode is a bit of a downer with a handful of disappointing games and only a few bright spots. From a remaster that feels more like a port to a cheap and ugly twin-stick shooter, there's not too much to get excited about this week, unless you like yourself some retro FPS action or metroidvania-esque games and, let's be honest, who doesn't? But that's it everyone. Here's to the end of...

This week's episode is another full one, but unlike some of the more recent episodes, this one features many games Marc enjoyed, including a fairly traditional rogue-lite with great art and great mechanics, and a linear survival game set in a surreal world that's both a joy to explore and discover. If you want some spice and variety in your life, give this episode a listen while eating a bowl or o...