Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

Way back at the end of August, when life was simpler and Amelia hadn't yet had surgery on her hands, we got together to record what was going to be a fairly normal episode. It's giving middle age aches and pains, it's giving Cracker Barrel, but it's mostly a discussion about that trashbag Marion Zimmer Bradley which turns into a whole thing about separating the art from the artist.  We apologize t...

It's Labubu, and so much more...you know we're really back when we can't stay on topic to save our lives! A list of stuff we covered: Trae Crowder, Puttin On Airs, the Labubu craze, our first Hatin on Satan in ages, a quick AITA story, a gaggle of GoodGoodGoods, and what it's like to suddenly be the old dude with a cane. _____________________________________________________ Coven meeting notes: Ge...

We're back from yet another break! We are pretty sure we're done with breaks for the rest of the year.  We're so glad to be back that we kick it off with all the goods. Then Amelia shares a scary conversation she had with a horror fan. Plus assorted health talk that's NOT about cancer; Pitney's knee, Amelia's brain, and her overworked eyeballs.   ___________________________________________________...

Boobs! Cans! Gazongas! Sweater puppies!  Pretty much sums up the episode, but there's more to it. Amelia has brought her husband along to fill in for Pitney this week, and while they chat about their shared love of movies with lots of boobs in them, she realizes she never came out to him back when she realized that she has been bisexual this whole time. A coming out story... perfect for Pride mont...

Some chitchat about Pitney's week-long visit with Amelia, discussion about rude breeders in stores and parking lots, and then big frustration about what the hell happened in the season finale of Doctor Who.   And we're still reeling from the accuracy of the tarot reading we did last month. You can watch it here:   https://youtu.be/uWrItU8joHE?si=ylO7ia4u0e5sm_Yo   Coven meeting notes: Get Inspired...

We are bitchen in Amelia's kitchen this week, showing you a recipe for a delicious broccoli soup for people like Pitney who don't even LIKE broccoli! It's fresh, it's vegan, and it's got the NOOCH! (And yes, I said SHOWING. visit our YouTube channel to see the video version of this episode!) Soup recipe:  https://rainbowplantlife.com/v egan-broccoli-soup/   YouTube video:  https://youtu.be/K8_VkvW...

They say the human head weighs eight pounds. Find out in this episode what else does. We are back from our month long hiatus and we've got a lot to talk about! Family crap, medical crap, political crap… you name it, we crap on it. And then after the coven meeting, we get happy again with the Good Good Goods!   Coven meeting notes: Get Inspired – Remember to Chill Take Action – Fire in the Belly To...

Amelia explains why not paying your taxes is a stupid protest. We discuss cutting MAGA family out of our lives. Pitney saw a hot mess in the street. Plus Good Good Goods and a special announcement.   Coven meeting notes: Get Inspired - Doing Hard Things Take Action - Time to Mobilize Touch Grass - Be the Weed Reflect & Journal - The Judgement Card MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG:  https://bitchenb.li...

Guess which one of us is going vegetarian... you'll be surprised!   Coven meeting notes: The Wheel – Happy Ostara! Get Inspired – What's Next? Take Action – Say the Thing Touch Grass – Dirty Talk Reflect & Journal – The World MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG:  https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/saying-yes     Promo:  Witches Talking Tarot https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz3eBeBSGd3A0Y0dWWdb5A   (Want...

Keeping it real the only way we know how... to take our personal drama and laugh at it.  (A tiny Content Warning for attempted unaliving.) And this week,  Good Good Goods is back!   Coven meeting notes: Get Inspired – The Whirlpool of Despair Take Action – Harass your Congressfolk! Touch Grass – Nox Your Socks Off! Reflect & Journal – The Hermit   MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG:  https://bitchenb.li...

It's giving DOGE, it's giving mass firings, it's giving "fork in the road,"  it's giving trauma, it's giving a first-hand account of what the hell is going on in the US federal workforce in the first four weeks of Trump 2: The Dumbest Dictator.  Too angry to give the Good Good Goods this week, but we did suggest some ways to tell Washington DC what you think! Power to the people, baby!!   Coven me...

Amelia asks Pitney about a couple sexual "trends" she doesn't understand to see if he has experienced either one. Namely, being choked, and spittin' on that thang. And also the other thang.   Plus, Amelia busts out her Yoda voice, and we give you a round of the Good Good Goods!   Coven meeting notes: Wheel of the Year - It's Imbolc! Get Inspired – Big Things in Tiny Packages Take Action – Small Ac...

What starts as a discussion inspired by panties eventually turns tarot. And another round of Good Good Good! But first, coven meeting number three! Coven Meeting Agenda: Get Inspired - Discovering Your Power Take Action - One Heart at a Time Touch Grass - Offer Yourself an Orange Reflections and Journaling - Taming Your Fears MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG:  https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/the-fire...

In this episode, you'll hear about silky radio voices, reboots of old anime, how Amelia's foster dog handled firework noise, bracing ourselves for the inauguration, and being obnoxiously joyous in the face of bigotry.   Coven Meeting Agenda: Get Inspired - Looking Failure in the Face Take Action - The Mother of Invention Touch Grass - Honoring the Moon Reflections and Journaling - Working Through...

It's time to kick off the Year of Personal Power! Find out what it means, how it will work, and how you are in charge of your experience of it. NO PRESSURE! Learn about: Following the Wheel of the Year - Yule Get Inspired - Being in "The Moment" Get Active - Preparing for Emergencies Touch Grass - What is Winter, Really? Reflections and Journaling - Your Identity and Place in the World Around You...

It's the end of The Year of Us and we are exhausted, what with all the dogs needing grooming and the holiday prep and whatnot. And we remember childhood Christmases, and we'll let you guess who was naughty and who was nice. And we talk about the WORST Christmas song ever.   Also, we clear up some things about next year's Year Of, and the virtual coven we're starting. So be sure to stay tuned for t...

It's Thankful number 9! And we might not really have gratitude out the wazoo, but we're trying! Pitney is thankful for vaping, Amelia is thankful for Agatha All Along, and we are starting a virtual motherfucking COVEN. And you're all in it, just by being here. You just gotta listen.    Promos: Witches Talking Tarot https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz3eBeBSGd3A0Y0dWWdb5A   2 Skeptical Chaps http:/...

Yeah, it's still the Year Of Us, but it's also the Year Of Us Taking Care Of Ourselves. We were supposed to record a normal episode #222 the day after the election, but, as you can imagine, things didn't go the way we would have preferred. So we recorded this instead.   Be sure to get yourself caught up because the next episode is our annual episode about gratitude, and we've got some BIG STUFF to...

An extra episode from back in April that gave Amelia a break while she got ready for Halloween! So it's all about stuff that was going on with us back then, like crying through a solar eclipse, mixing up neighbors, wearing Helen Lawson pants, sisters being stupid, and MORE!   Promos:  Invasion of the Remake   https://invasionoftheremake.libsyn.com/ 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libs...

Happy Halloween, y'all!   We're talking about our love of making and wearing costumes, what we wore for trick or treating, being inspired to turn a costume we saw into something we could actually wear, and all the creative problem solving involved! Maybe we'll help you to realize that you can make that thing you've been thinking about! (Amelia can't sew for crap but even she can make a costume!)  ...

It's Pitney's birthday, and we are serving birthday parties, birthday tantrums, arcades, roller rinks, the whole shebang! We ate that cake and left no crumbs! Promos: Witches Talking Tarot https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz3eBeBSGd3A0Y0dWWdb5A   2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   True North Eager Beaver Media: https://www.youtube.co...

The Year of Us continues with a look back at our favorite episode. It's Vaseline Redux, darlings!   Promo: Octoberpod https://www.octoberpodvhs.com/   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you neve...

We were only going to tell stories about motels we've stayed in over the years, but we got heavy on the tangents! A little Jesus foot fetish, a taste of Ashton Kutcher (Pitney wishes!!), then back to the motel for some disappointing sleep.    Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps @2SCPodcast  and Insinuation Podcast @insinuationpod (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take...

Bad service. Bad food. Bad decor. But still we love these terrible restaurants!   Promo: 3 Spooked Girls   https://linktr.ee/3spookedgirls (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a sho...

This just in: LIFE IS HAPPENING. We've been sticking to our episode topic schedule really well this year, but suddenly there are all these THINGS going on in our lives. And they're super important, so listen up.   TRAPRS ​Trapping, Rescue and Pet Recovery Service   https://traprs.ck.page/   Support TRAPRS, or find a local nonprofit rescue organization in your area and make a donation!   Promos: Ma...