Pitch This

‘Twas the episode before Christmas and all through the time, Adam tries his best to learn how to rhyme. And so does Justin...rhyming sucks. This week, it's a silent boys night as the lads get festive, and we explore what Christmas is like in Cartoon Networks most famous Cul-de-Sac. We hope you enjoy our last episode of the year, and wish that it brings you some holiday cheer! See I can rhyme....

It's the holiday season, and the boys are kicking it off with some hot takes to keep you warm this winter! This week, our guests have very different opinions about James Cameron's blue people, we reveal the hot toy of the season, and Christmas on Pandora goes up in smoke. Featuring special guests Peter Charney and Kristen Brancaccio! If you like this episode, check out the rest from this...

Hey you! Come take a listen to these warlocks!...It...It doesn't work as well as I wanted it to...This week, we welcome on the hosts of Insomniac Snack as we talk about our favorite ways to cook a pokemon, and discuss what a SuperBad sequel would look like! If you like this episode, check out the rest of season three, four, and uh...sure, the other ones, too. Don't forget to leave a revi...

Sup Weebs?? We've collectively decided that this is just an Anime podcast now...deal with it, Nerds. This week, Chainsaw Man joins a team, and Madalogues gets out of hand. If you like this episode, be sure to check out the rest of season 4, season 3, and...and that's it. Ah, you know what, go back and listen to the old ones, too, ya little stinkers. Find us on Instagram @pitchthispod and...

It's the most Spoopiest time of the year, and the Pitch This boys are tackling a scary classic: The Halloween Franchise! This week, Justin tells a scary story, Jacobino takes our jobs, and Michael Myer absolutely kills it...as a babysitter. Featuring special guests Jeannie Hageman, Nick Jacobino, and Count Pitchula. If you like this episode, check out the rest of season 4, and beyond! And don...

Better bring an extra pair of pants before listening to this episode, because SPOOP SEASON IS UPON US and who knows what farts and frights may be lingering just around the corner...This week, we're joined by the hosts of Two Dudes Watch Cartoons as we give our pitch for what a murder mystery episode of Billy & Mandy would look like. If you like this episode, be sure to rate and review it...

Welcome to the episode that shouldn't have happened. But it did so...here you go, I guess. This week, Adam is bullied by Daddy Bezos and Seinfeld gets the baby reboot treatment. Featuring special guests Laura Browne and Daniel Artuso. If you like this episode, check out the rest of our episodes (but mostly season 3 and beyond...) and rate us on your local listening platform to let us know wha...

We back, and we back, and we back....for season 4! So much has happened in the interim, and we've missed you all so dearly. In our season premier, the boys open up about their personal lives, Justin finds a troubling billboard, and Peter Pan gets an Anime makeover! Featuring special guests Morgan Reilly and Keland Sarno. As always, big thanks to Peter Charney for our incredible theme song, an...

It's season finale time, and in true Pitch This fashion, we're making it meta as crap. Sue us, Zuckerberg. This season has been an absolute blast, and to cap it off, we got everyone in on the fun! Join us, and many other fan favorite charaters, as we ban together to solve a mysterious...mystery. The fate of the Pitch This Universe might very well depend on it... Featuring special guests...

Ohhhhh yeeaaahhhh baby, we've made it possibly the best number ever, and if you think we're not going all-out-shmexy for it, you are in for a while ride, friends. This week, Adam finishes Netflix, the show gets sponsored by  an odd doctor, and Bruce Wayne gets freaky. Featuring special guests Lauren Dietzel and Sam Kaufman. If you like this, the penultimate episode of season 3, check out...

What if the champions of Earthrealm couldn't kill or be killed with their own Kombat? This and many other questions keep us up at night. Seriously. I haven't slept in days. This week, Mortal Kombat gets the LEGO makeover we've all been asking for and Justin is in audio jail. Featuring special guests Bryan Raiton and Rob Mobley! If you like this episode, be sure to check out the rest...

Why won't Ryan Reynolds Tweet us back??...it makes no sense. In unrelated news, Pitch This is currently inquiring about the purchase of a certain futbol club. We can't say the name of it, but it does rhyme with "Shmexham". This week, we discuss our favorite people to wear the ring, and Mr. Bean defends Earth from Fear Itself. Featuring special guests Autumn McDonald and Brian C...

BOYS NIGHT!! And the boys are feeling allllright. For episode 66 we're throwing at you a not-quite-a-Interlude, not-quite-a-Regular-show....episode, because we felt it would be a disservice to not take the time to tell the tale of Adam's Magical Bachelor Bash. This week, the boys and some other boys discuss the events and shenanigans of a magical testosterone-fueled weekend at Disney Wor...

We apologize for the delay in this episode's release. Though, to be fair, Justin didn't want to watch this movie, so...you're welcome. He did that for you.  This week, It's Morbin' time. If you like this episode, make sure to check out the rest of season 3, and beyond! Leave us a comment and rating, let us know what you like, what you think sucks, and everything in between...

With how much of a cultural reset this saga was, it's shocking Justin waited until this past week to view each and everyone of these movies. But he did. He did that for YOU. This week, Tory can't read, we all get sauce on our birthdays, and Bella Swan plays the great American past time. Featuring special guests Tory Guardino and Alyssa Morrison. If you like this episode, be sure to check...

Listen, we understand if the world doesn't listen to this one right away. I mean, how're we supposed to compete for your attention when Will Smith just hit Chris Rock on live television? We understand. Take as much time as you need to fully absorb that, we'll be here waiting when you finally come out of shock. This week, we go back further than we ever have to talk about a true clas...

Alright folks, we're not gonna lie...this one really went off the rails. I mean...we're talking the-circus-train-that-crashed-into-the-woods-in-The-Rugrats-Movie levels of derailment. This week, Adam just got off a bus, we learn some important frog facts, and Ben Tennyson gets the help he needs.  If you like this episode, first of all, why? And second of all, tell us by leaving a review...

Adam and Justin give their big, creative brains a nice, little break. Join us, as we catch up on life, new trailers, and more about that weird straight-to-DVD Pinocchio movie. Adam shares his experience of watching his team win a Super Bowl and Justin remains a sad Jets fan. Make sure you tune in for another ad for the hottest new app as well! And be sure to subscribe and tell all your friends (an...

Start your engines and leave some GGs in the chat, it's time for the Cars sequel literally no one was waiting for, just in time for Valentine's Day! This week, Justin goes shopping for a used vehicle from the three worst salesmen in the game, we finally get sponsored by a certain truck company, and Lightning McQueen starts a new career in the Rocket League. Featuring special guests Sean...

Radical! Gnarly! To the MAX! (Ask your parents about any other 80's slang for 'cool'...that's all I've got). This week, The Legend of Zelda is told as an 80's Teen Movie, Elmo learns to count, and Mike finds out the real reason why we invite him on the show so often. Featuring special guests Mike Staub and Brian Cudina! If you like this episode, be sure to check out o...

Cider-Man, Cider-Man, does whatever a douchebag can. Can he swing? Yeah he could. But that's played out, so he's all good. LOOK OUT, here comes the Cider-Man!! This week, we return to the spiderverse for our second run at the web-head, and a new game has us writing scripts using only predictive text! Featuring special guests Jared Lucier and Caroline Orlando. If you like this episode, ch...

Happy New Year, Pitchers! How was your first and only run of the year? In lieu of a script this week, we thought it would be fun to take you back to the beginning...We recently were interviewed by "Ambiguous Podcast Solutions" on our humble beginnings. "The return of The Ambiguous Podcast Solution is finally here! Founder of Ambiguous Podcast Solutions, Will Tarashuk is joined by th...

Tis the season Pitchers, and that means we've got a second holiday episode coming in ice hot...that's...that's a thing right? This week, we talks about our holiday plans, Justin's new pursuit of fatherhood, and Scott Calvin takes previous Claus spouses to secure his place as the New Santa. Feature special guests Mike Staub and Amanda Mac! If you like this episode, check out the...

Jingle Jangle , it's the holiday season and the boys are here to sleigh some festive pitches! This week, Justin discusses his Thanksgiving roasting, Joe Pesci bites a kid, and Kevin McCallister fights off the undead. Featuring special guests Ethan Marble and Bryan Raiton. If you like this episode, check out the other great pitches from this season and the last! Follow us on Instagram @pitchth...

You know what they say: while the Justin's away, the ladies will play! Yes after last week's overflow of masculinity, we thought the only way to balance it out was to fight that energy back with a Ladies Night...and also Adam.  A girl's Middle School Sleepover party that Adam was invited to observe...for scientific reasons. This week, Queen Mia meets another possible suitor through...