Pitch Hunt

Romantic Comedies are like pine trees. Reliable, crowd-pleasing, and a lil bit sappy. Whether it be a lovesick teen or a crotchety old fart, everyone with a heart that can be softened and a ticklish funnybone can be convinced to relax and enjoy a good old fashioned rom-com on a rainy day. This week on Pitch Hunt, your three favorite yarn-spinners propose a trio of films that are sure to raiste bot...

War. What is it good for? Depends on who you ask. According to Edwin Starr, absolutely nothing. According to Quora.com. “Wars are fought for survival, or to prevent one group from being subjugated by another”. According to the greatest minds of Pitch Hunt nation, wars can be the setting for poignant films that explore the very nature of conflict, humanity, and the meaning of life. That’s right, th...

Holy Matrimony. The intertwining of two souls. A big sloppy party full of friends, family, and frenemies all jam packed together into a stressful but magical endeavor of vow-making and picture taking. Weddings are more than just expensive expressions of love, they’re also events rife with opportunities for intrigue, drama, and sweet sultry debauchery. This week on Pitch Hunt our newly wedded Willy...

In 2019, blockbusters rule the world of film. The formula is simple: start a franchise, build your franchise, throw money at your franchise, and then step back and watch the buckaroonies roll on in. As a wise man once said – you gotta spend some chedda to make some chedda. But what about those filmmakers who don’t have pockets lined with gold? Is there still a place in Hollywood for auteurs and th...

Nobody asked, yet we answered. Just when you strongly suspected Pitch Hunt was dead, we’re back with a vengeance — and with hands-down the steamiest, most spine-tingling and adrenaline pounding episode of any podcast ever in the history of podcasting. Strap in and prepare to get down and dirty with our kinky kohosts as they celebrate the return from their semi-planned 3-month hiatus with an episod...

Week after week, our hosts pitch flawless film ideas. They’re so flawless that our savvy fan base has begun to wonder: Do these fellas have a kryptonite? Listen to Pitch Hunt’s superhero plots to find out. SPOILER ALERT: the answer is no. This trio of hosts is straight up invincible.

No actor is more excellent. No man is more beautiful. That’s right, folks. It’s a Keanu “Cool Breeze Over the Mountains” Reeves episode. This week, our hosts pitch the big man’s next 3 cinematic masterworks.

This week it’s Pitch Hunt’s 20th episode, and shrewd listeners know what that means: It’s time once again for TED ON THE TENS™. That’s right – our dear friend, master pitcher and visionary Ted Meyer is back at it again, this time pitching his dream Batman feature. Will there be Batman? You best bet your britches. Will there be action? Better believe it. Technical difficulties? In spades. One thing...

As always, Nic Cage transformed feelings into words better than anyone else could ever hope to with this iconic line: “I’M A VAMPIRE! I’M A VAMPIRE! I’M A VAMPIRE! I’M A VAMPIRE! I’M A VAMPIRE! I’M A VAMPIRE!”. You guessed it – this week on Pitch Hunt our undead hosts pitch three of the spookiest and most unexpected vampire flicks ever conceived. Be warned — you’d be wise to set aside some dry pan...

Unless you’re wildly unfortunate and fall into a coma at birth only to be revived decades later a fully grown human person, every one of us on this great green earth has experienced the joy, pain, and lessons of childhood. For so many of us, animated films were a major part of that strange and sometimes hormone-addled period of our lives, with the movies we watched growing up leaving an indelible...

Sport. The ultimate test of strength vs. strength, speed vs. speed, cunning vs dastardly cunning. There’s something deep within so many human souls that craves the thrill of competition and reigning victorious over those with lesser skill. Hollywood has a long history of attempting to tap into this primal desire and producing films that attempt to capture the ecstasy of victory and/or agony of def...

Sharknado. Birdemic: Shock and Terror. Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus. Thanks to the titanic response to films like these tentpoles, B Movies have been seeing a(n) (un)fortunate revival in modern cinema. In an age in which mega-budget blockbusters are annihilating box office records left, right, and center, there’s still a special place in moviegoers’ hearts for the kind of low-budget low-brow sc...

What is there to say about Action Comedy films that hasn’t been said already? This sublime marriage of two of Hollywoodland’s favorite genres has produced some of the most beloved films and franchises around, by simultaneously activating audience’s adrenaline and tickling their funnybones. This week on Pitch Hunt our multitasking cohosts aim to do exactly that, and pitch three goofy pulse-pounders...

Nicolas Cage has everything an actor needs: charisma, ravishing good looks, wit, and a desperate need for cash to care for his menagerie of exotic pets and possessions and 20+ properties – which include 15 mansions, two castles, and a pair of Bahamian islands. Over his 38-year acting career, Nic has captured the hearts and minds of audiences the world over, and on this week’s Pitch Hunt, our fanbo...

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE! Conspiracies abound in this mysterious world, and who’s to say that the creators of the computer simulation that we’re all living in aren’t just testing our tiny brains to see who’s worthy of seeing the REAL TRUTH? Join our woke cohosts this week as they explore the gritty underworld and expose some of the most nefarious and shocking ideas ever pitched.

Broken hearts. Broken bones. Broken pinkie promises. Let’s face it: growing up is no picnic, but the lessons learned in adolescence can have an enormous impact on the rest of our lives. Growing pains are an experience that’s universal for those of us fortunate enough to reach adulthood, so it’s no surprise that ever-opportunistic Hollywood bigwigs tap this deep well often. Join us this week as our...

Why doesn’t Hollywood go gaga for traditional musicals anymore? Did Russell Crowe’s gravelly Javert really spoil what could’ve been a renaissance of what was once one of film’s greatest genres? On this week’s episode our musically-inclined cohosts scratch their collective noggins as to why this generation of songsmiths haven’t gotten their deserved days in the sun, wax poetic about days of music a...

So the world as we know it came to a fiery and/or pestilent end. Major bummer, to be sure. But guess what? Society may have collapsed and untold billions most likely met their gruesome demise, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t still stories to be told and thrills, chills, and spills left behind in the rubble. This week in celebration of the 10th episode of Pitch Hunt our wily cohosts are joined b...

What’s a reboot? Apparently, some of our hosts don’t know the answer to that question… but fear not. Their ignorance won’t stop them from pitching 3 films that are definitively better than any Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie linked to Michael Bay.

Raggedy Ann and Andy: A Musical Adventure. Transformers. The LEGO Movie. As long as children have played with toys, savvy Hollywood producers have found ways to capitalize on it – and as long as grubby little hands grab popcorn from tubs and figurines from shelves the trend is sure to continue. Always looking to score a quick buck, this week our cohosts pitch their best brainchildren for movies ba...

Meryl Streep is the queen of acting. This much is known. But is there any role too challenging for even her to turn into some shiny new Academy Award hardware? Join us this week as our star-struck hosts pitch the role (and film) that’s sure to bring the most out of Meryl and turn her overflowing award shelf into a veritable warehouse of honors.

Could we change lives by turning back the clock? Is time really a flat circle?? Is history doomed to repeat itself?!? See if our intrepid hosts find the answers to these age-old questions in this week’s episode as they pitch the most mind-bending films of all…… TIME

With Valentine’s Day right around the corner our sultry cohosts get in touch with their romantic side and play each others’ heartstrings like fiddles as they pitch the perfect love triangle film.

There’s simply NO WAY IN HECK that your boy Adam Sandler’s running short on ideas, but we dream up 3 film plots for him anyway… because why not?

This week, Will and Jakob get high on PepsiMax together and Luke cracks open a bag of unsalted chips, as they pitch their freakiest body swap movies.