Pisstacular Takes: The Podcast Home for UrinatingTree

Now with even less hate than before! Or is that just because we await our impending Kansas City-led doom? Fourteen teams remain in the quest for Super Bowl glory and the fruits that lay within, but what does each team offer? Do they stand a chance? What are their expectations? Or are they expected to merely lie down and die? This is the 2025 NFL Playoffs. Get ready or die. Most likely die. For Sta...

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Proudly brought to you by the remains of what was my sanity: The secret is that it was never there. I hope everyone enjoyed the Christmas/Hanukkah season, but a new year means more Sportsball to be shoved down our throats. We had Wednesday games. We had Saturday games. We had a bunch of unsightly football, but all football is to be cherished in the grand scheme of things. A good bit has been settl...

Thank you SeatGeek for sponsoring. Use my code for $20 off your first SeatGeek order. https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/TREE . Right at the buzzer! It's because the NFL decided to put games on a Wednesday for the sake of money, but it made me push harder. A bit like the playoff races throughout the league. This week took a few teams out officially and a few more out unofficially, but you can't say...

I know. Trust me, I know. A hockey podcast in this economy. I'm as stunned as you are. After roughly three months of development hell (thank you, NFL Sportsball), the NHL has finally been delivered to salvation once again. A season is occurring full of drama, speed, and skill aplenty. The usual suspects are leading the pace, but there have been surprises. Mostly of the imploding variety. You could...

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Thank you ExpressVPN for sponosring this podcast. Go to https://expressvpn.com/utree and find out how you can get 3 months of ExpressVPN free. One month left, boys. Four more weeks until the Sportsball season comes to a close (thankfully), and the real festivities begin. It will be a glorious time for us all. The chaos and the tension will be at a fever pitch. There will be lovely moments and fan...

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I finally got another podcast other than Sportsball done! Thank the Gods! It may be at the final buzzer before MLB Free Agency begins and more chaos begins, but we have to go over the eighteen teams that didn't make it to the postseason whatsoever. These include ones deep in rebuilds, the perpetually disappointing, the two teams that faced off in the World Series last year, and the White Sox. The...

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Thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring. Use code TREE for $20 off your first SeatGeek order. https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/TREE All the generational plays at once. Death-defying feats of strength and cunning mixed in with mind-numbing idiocy. Every Garrett Wilson matched by a Malachi Corley. Every Detroit Lions equaled by a Nick Sirianni. And then there's the Seahawks. And the Saints. Good gravy, lo...

This episode about a game that occurred between the New York Giants and the Pittsburgh Steelers. You know why this got separated. Perhaps you can be ironic and send me through a swinging door. Better execution than on that two-point conversion. I still laugh when I see that play. I love it.

Proudly sponsored by the increasing backlog of videos I want to do! Use the code LAZY in the comments below to fine me $5,000 per infraction (max allowable by the NHL's CBA). This week was quite bonkers. Walkoffs aplenty, the Lions toying with their prey, refball supreme, and a Hail Mary are just a few things that were at the top of the list. We're roughly through the halfway point of the season,...

I think the main executives at Major League Baseball are celebrating with the finest cigars and caviar tonight: They won't get a ratings crater like last year's World Series. Now they get the juggernauts of the league: Two powerhouse franchises that have become the envy of teams everywhere, and the star power that litters their rosters take center stage. Judge. Shohei. Freddie. Mookie. Soto. Gianc...

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Thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring. Use code TREE for $20 off your first SeatGeek order. https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/TREE . I feel like about a third of the league is terrible. Maybe more. Am I being too harsh? Or not harsh enough? These are the questions that we have to ask ourselves as the NFL season nears the halfway point. The contenders, pretenders, and everything in between are starting...

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This episode is sponsored by SUPER LATE! Call me lazy in the comments section to receive 20% off your next viewing experience! In all seriousness, this week is about as fucked as it can get. Tank Bowls, chaos, firings, arrests, and even more. Enough talk: It's time to get into the glories of the Thicc Pick!

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Trades: They can be a beautiful thing. Either shaping a future championship run or the impetus to a hilarious downfall. I've seen both happen and it will most likely happen again here. As the dust settles and the playoff pushes begin, there are three different tiers: The All-In Pushers, the Average Buyer, and the Fireseller. This episode is dedicated to their struggle... and whatever the Rockies a...

Partnered with Underdog Fantasy. Click  ⁠https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-ur...⁠  and sign up with promo code UTREE to get a Special Pick in the lobby and up to $1000 in Bonus Cash on your first deposit. It's going to be one of those years, isn't it? With the drug cocktail this past week was on, I have a feeling there will be a shitton of shenanigans and unpredictability. And injuries. Plenty of...

Partnered with Underdog Fantasy. Click  ⁠https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-ur...⁠  and sign up with promo code UTREE to get a Special Pick in the lobby and up to $1000 in Bonus Cash on your first deposit. I think the NFL needs an adult, too. Things are unpredictable and the injuries are on max settings. This is peak football. Unironically peak. We shall return to the past of smash mouth come kick...

I wanted this to be more of a rapid-fire episode, considering the quick nature of the trade deadline, but it turned out to be a 15+ minute episode. I can't win. However, there are some teams that ended up winning the deadline with big moves and filling needs throughout the roster. This episode is in dedication to the quest for Lord Stanley's Chalice, in whatever step of the journey a team may be i...