Pissed & Pickled

We’re off on an adventure that starts at the airport.  Thanks to the helpful staff we learn about a lady wearing nothing from the waist down and a lady checking a vibrator through the TSA.  Plus shout-outs to a Tetris King, Mother Killer Gypsy Rose, and some almost drunk ladies at a pre-cruise bar stand.  It’s fun in the KCI home of the $23 burger.  Fasten your seat belts!

Does it even exist?  The perfect hole.  Do you have it?  Do they have it? We’re setting out to find out.  Along the way we’ll grab a 2024 resolution or two and maybe get a good lube.  Let’s end the year together. (Catch the video version on our PissedandPickled YouTube Channel)

"The Zach and Wahlid Show" climbs onboard.  What about that Wahlid "meat-truck"?  What do the guys get their sig others for Christmas?  Get your Pickleball Tip from Shelby Bates and catch her doing the splits.  And of course, what pisses everyone off.

Boy are these ladies pissed! Welcome to the trailer park.   Lori’s a mess…Missy’s having negative Christmas gift flashbacks.  Somebody wants a Taylor Swift stretch doll. Where in the hell is Lori’s picture frame? Can kids still sit on Santa’s lap without checking his background? It’s a downhill sketchy entertainment sleighride so hand on!

Hot off a trip to the National Pickleball event in Dallas, the ladies riff on the players, the parties, the tumble off the grandstands, and their new “hot” tips lady coming to the channel.

Engineer turned comedienne, Amy Barnes joins Lori and Missy to spread the funny news.  Plus we dive deep into Amy’s psyche in an episode of “One or The Other”.  Enjoy!

Just like the title says, we have concerns about the nasty actions of some people.  Plus there are Pickleball problems on the courts.  Lori has lost her blood at the doctor’s office (actually they lost it.)  Your PBall tip comes from Taylor Garcia this time.  AND could it be the end of Missy’s Dating Debacles….we smell love in the air!  (Video version launches Nov 3 at 12 Noon)

Halloween Time and our ladies are dressed for the occasion.  Missy experiences a shocking “call-out” in a doctor’s waiting room.  Lori does the “8 Mile Walk” in Vegas.  What are the two of them doing in that tree?  Megan Fudge has our pickleball tip.  We wrap with Missy’s Stinky Dating Debacle.  Get your Tricks and Treats right here… (YouTube video launches at noon today 10/20/23)

Let’s take a bath together…no questions asked.  And are we pissed about all the Pumpkin Spice Crap.  Missy updates a Dating Debacle with a horny fireman and Oh yeah….a Pickleball tip from the lovely Shelby Bates!  Stick a toe into Episode 44 and the longer you listen the more we love you.

Be the freshest player on the court this summer with the newest, most vibrant pickleball gear out there.  We chat with Lindsay at the Pickled Paddler to get the scoop…and she goes for a One or the Other session too.

Grab a “Fat Tire” and pop this episode with Missy and Lori. What do you do when you forget your breast pump and your Hubby is right there? Missy is pissed when she sees a lady doing a deep dive into her yoga pants while crossing the street and Lori saves a jar of beets on the floor but cracks up the ‘Cedes! AND we welcome a Pickleball tip from PBall Pro Lee Whitwell. Better grab two beers.    

Missy and Lori chat with the guys at JustPaddles to find out why it's the best place to buy any pickleball paddle.

Our favorite trouble ladies are back and this time it gets sloppy.  Kisses that is as Missy finishes the three part tale of her Vegas getaway date.  Plus the KC PPA tournament and pissed off about the toilet situation.   Coach Connor from SERV wraps things up with Why You Should Take Pickleball Lessons and more.  Enjoy   #pissedandpickled #meatcanyonmom  

Back again and we're pissed about the bags you can take into the stadium for the concert.  It seems like there are fluctuating rules.  Plus that one lady who merits the name of this episode flapping the bologna unabashedly!  Don't miss Part Two of Missy's Dating Debacle in Vegas....right down to the flannel jammies.

Has a pro pickleball female gone crazy?  Lori welcomes back eye shadow. Connor gives a tip on dinking.  You can win a paddle by being #500.  Back to the 1970s when Lori was bullied and Missy covered the school with maxi-pads (with wings) Lori’s been to Vegas and Missy’s Dating Debacle opens with the first tale of a three part extravaganza.  

We’re on the road at the Beer City Open in Grand Rapids with a super lineup of stars including Dylan Frazier, Hurricane Tyra Black, Rafa Hewett, Jorga Johnson and an exclusive interview with Pickleball Phenom Irina Tereshinko!  Plus we’re pissed with barefoot kids in airports and Missy mounts a Bull in her cowgirl flip flops.  Jump In!  

Lori is off this episode so Missy has invited her son Hunter, perhaps better know online as MeatCanyon or Papa Meat.  It's a verbal sparing match only a mother and son can do together.  Plus we introduce the Vagina Couch who tackles those problems "down-under".  Connor gives a tip about playing Pickleball with your spouse too.  

The ladies in charge explore the weird stuff that goes on in water-parks.  Plus they're Pissed Off about changing dates, food choices, sweaty sheets and wax paper.  Missy pretty much destroys a cattleman's truck in her Dating Debacles and a Tip from Connor that puts the brakes on...Enjoy.

It’s Father’s Day Weekend and Missy and Lori salute the Good, Bad and Ugly of Fatherdom.  Tips from Connor stresses keeping it erect.  There’s a Pronounced Proliferation of Pissed Off Spiels and it’s 2:30am and Missy’s Husband is AWOL.  These stories and more so thanks for tuning in

Welcome to the backyard World of Wacko with Missy and Lori.  Get your Pball tip with One the Court With Conner from SERV in Overland Park KS.  M & L line up the Dumbest Purchases they’ve made so far in life.  They’re pissed about nachos and other assorted everyday struggles and it all comes to a head with Missy’s UFO Dating Debacle.  

Why are Missy and Lori wearing bridal gowns?  Why are there peppers in the chewing tobacco?  Why were men’s boxers dragged through a poison Ivy patch? Why don’t you listen to find out?  It’s another WTF from the Pissed and Pickled Podcast.  Stand clear and you may not get hurt!

Gather-round kids it’s Missy and Lori time!  Episode 33 kicks off by rubbing shoulders with stars at the pickleball US Open in Naples, then Missy makes a big mistake with the airlines plus Pro Star Megan Fudge gives you a pickleball tip and Missy’s wild eyed date makes it a paranormal nightmare.

Get out here on the porch….Missy & Lori along with Pickleball Pro Cristie reminisce about the best concerts, throw some shade on mannequins, reveal an olympic sized whoopi cushion and Missy’s dating debacles can only be described as bulbous.  Enjoy!

Intermittent fasting, sports bras, keeping the girls pointing forward (yeah those girls), trapped in a jumpsuit, eating cotton balls, tip shaming at the airport, and Missy’s date is spitting his food back into his napkin.  Just another day in the mixed up, muddled up lives of Missy and Lori.  Come on out on the back porch! (also grab this episode on Youtube at pissedandpickled.  

Pissed and Pickled…invited to every party…ONCE!  Missy & Lori tear it up on St. Patrick’s Day and on the pickleball courts too!  Too bad after the green booze celebrations they had to show up for a tournament at Chicken and Pickle. We searched the Big 12 Basketball Tourney BBQ stands and trolled the bars asking “What Pisses You Off?”  Oh and on Missy’s Dating Debacle you won’t believe the thing th...