Pie Hard

We chat about afterglow champagne, dick and balls graffiti, removing the lid, supporter beast mode, bullshit boundary signs, WHE and the maligned magpies, body language shaming with Peter Frampton, plus Nick and the Michelangelo finger

We chat about Darcy the Vampire Slayer, sensory overload, the MCG scent, basting the opposition, key bumps in the outer, plastered Peter, dressing for football in March and Terrace Talk returns

McRae's difficult second album, anointing the Collingwood Ataturk, predicting the next cult pie, ugly ass wharf pylons, the AFL merch shakeup, moving Mihocek magnets, invoicing Ed Sheeran and our honest season predictions

In a new episode of Pie Hard, Alex and Damien count down the hardest moments from Collingwood's offseason

Paul Williams was the poster boy of 90s Collingwood. His ability to kick long running goals captivated supporters during a dark time when team success eluded the Magpies. We chat with Paul about his bromance with Graham Wright, Nathan Buckley's basketball skills, those running goals, player curfews and nightclub bans, end of season trip bonding, rooming with Monkey, coach Tony Shaw’s visionary gam...

Peter McKenna the Rastafarian, Fly Spray, Collingwood royalty, the big Steele, gigantic portion sizes, the three-martini lunch, second favourite teams and MCG Magpie flash mobs.

Heath Shaw is the only member of the Collingwood Rat Pack to reach 300 AFL games. We chat with Heater about the secret to his longevity, playing in front of the Magpie Army, what he’d call his autobiography, his bitter exit from the Pies and the team sacrifice that led to the ultimate glory.

Gerard and the Collingwood Grim Reaper, the Jolimont groove, Beau "The Claw" McCreery, the rising trend of unofficial suburban player meet and greets, and more last minute heroics from Jamie Elliott and the procrastinating Pies. 

For our 50th episode, we bookend a truly memorable win against the trash talking Demons, record raw from the streets of Collingwood as we walk to the game, discuss what makes the ultimate footy pub and explore the club’s dark history of hotel ownership, plus contract trigger clauses, free agency bites, Grundy’s sacrifice, and we review the Magpies' 11th win in a row

'That' Jamie Oliver Elliott Goal, mid season draft party crashers, Lethal’s sleepless night, Daicosian calendar re-re-visited, breakaway rebel leagues and our selection and finals crystal ball

Collingwood hypnosis, Daicos in Hollywood, condiment chaos in Adelaide, anti-germ sponsored content, Leon, salacious trade rumour mongering and Scott Pendlebury call signs

We roll out the Robbie Williams red carpet, celebrate another Magpie renaissance, discuss Saverio's Hall of Fame snub, Taylor's new look, McStay's underwhelming Wikipedia page, Fly's family vibes, post-injury body language, plus introducing 'Shawry' the play, and your dream Magpie musicals.

McRae’s Mount Rushmore, one way crowds, heightened expectations, Browne comedy, Collingwood themed sandwiches, Maxy moves on, Tony wins a Logie, Coolangatta Gold, plus your ultimate interstate footy trips

In another quiet week for Collingwood, we chat mid-season breakage, trending Magpies, awkward video apologies, De Goey solutions, spontaneous Bruzzy love and we revisit the seminal 1991 VHS classic, Daicos Magic.

A Queen’s Birthday masterpiece, the prophecy of sexy pies, free agency porn, a Daicosian calendar bombshell, the Masonaissance, Caviar bumps with the President, 150th birthday player unveilings and we imagine what a Magpie metaverse might look like.

The Entrecôte throttler, pugilist Swan and Nhill duck, rogue umpiring, media baiting, grand designs by Chris Tarrant, De Goey’s dream mid season break and our very own progressive arts festival featuring Shane Morwood’s carved ice gullet

A Magpie Masterpiece in three parts, Jarrod Wade and the unexpected injury boon, drinking Penfolds Grange at the football, mid season draft musing, is Dekka’s time up?, and we go undercover inside the Collingwood President’s Club.

A noble effort, player’s signing stuff, chicken wing etymology, meat pie cannons, the gift that keeps on Ginnivan, Magpies on the punt, ‘that’ Saverio Rocca hit, Roughhead’s Coogi moment and we solve the AFL’s attendance problem.

James Clement is a CEO, Director and former Collingwood champion currently living in Perth. He’s remembered for his versatility as a defender, being able to play on small and tall forwards and being exceptional one-on-one with superb rebound line-breaking abilities. In 2021, the AFL ranked Clement as Collingwood’s best defender of the 21st century. He possesses a high football intellect but rarely...

Prince Ginnivan and the elixir of youth, old man Leigh, Dead Poets Society feat. Fly McRae, Vintage Pendles, Grundy vs Bucks, Cox vs Cameron, Cloke talk, and your all time favourite Magpie haircuts.

Standing room only, Anzac '95 and who Bucks should've kicked it to, Mark McGough's MCG commute, Master Splinter returns, your favourite Malthouse memories, which eye catching Magpie will turn it on this Anzac Day and more

We uncover Collingwood’s musical connection, Slash guitar solos, Villainous Selwood, Fly’s stock pot, Horizontal Tay Tay, Magpie ankle trackers, Darcy felafel royalty and we preview the team's much anticipated return to the Dome.

We delve into the Krooooooooger chant, knob fiddling coaches, Da Vinci code banners, Ginnivan's Boris Johnson energy, the mic'd up Swede, full frontal pies and your weirdest footballer encounters.

We chat Collingwood opp shop finds, Jeff Browne's AFL smackdown, membership ladders, the origins of the Pies new training jumper, the Squid King, MCG's new look menu and how the club's membership packages could be improved. 

In our first episode of 2022 we break down Mason's new look, debut our season launch slogan, chat 90s sitcom pies, Denis Banks oration, legacy buffing, the problem with Nike and Daicos' high-flying handball clinic.